Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in today’s ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.
I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*











