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Archive of out of context from my daily life, media consumption and my discord. 🦖Send me your favorite out of context 🦖(or just somthing weird) If its not mine there will be a source, let me know if I miss one💚 inconsistent posts. Spam me I dare you💚 They/them//24🏳️‍🌈 Sideblog of vampiresplunderedourcats

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We got Trump blowing a horse before GTA6

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Imagine someone walks in and I’m fucking the Jenga tower.

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if a man has a wife and kids he is most definitely gay.

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if someone could come fuck the anxiety out of me that would be quite swell

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"Youre gay."

"For wanting to see tiddies?"

"Especially for wanting to see tiddies."

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You're a fucking cunt that doesn't deserve love. You should be rotting in prisons you horribly structured skin walker

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Hey, you want some garlic bread? ✨️its stale✨️

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But you're alive, you're armed, and you have a bowl of stew.

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Maybe I'm the weird one, but Jimmy Carter's post presidential existence didn't really have a huge impact on me personally

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Once you see a dead man’s penis, nothing really matters anymore.

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Be the powerlifter your younger fridgeself needed

-@kaz2y5tiel

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"the elf who killed me is eating a wawa hoagie over my dead body*

- @bunniope

Not the wawa hoagie💀💀💀

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I always use a stunt double for sex.

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Stop making cheese pussies and get back to work.

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There is nothing in this world I love more than an omelette. Except maybe you, youre tied with omelettes

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I'm so tired of this reality I have gone back to sad posting the shredded chicken chipotle melt

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So the Mr. Clean guy is responsible for the microplastics in my balls!