How many dildos do I have to own before it becomes a collection?

seen from Bosnia & Herzegovina

seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
How many dildos do I have to own before it becomes a collection?
✪ you. come. now.
❖ POSITIVE.
i think you’re awesome ║ i like you ║ i want to go on a date with you ║ i love you ║ you’re cute/handsome ║ i want to marry you ║ you’re attractive ║ i wish we could spend more time together! ║ i’d like to get to know you better ║ i admire you ║ you’re someone that i look up to ║ you’re very kind ║ i consider us friends ║ i secretly have a crush on you ║ i have high respect for you ║ we have common interests ║ i’m happy that i met you
❖ NEGATIVE.
i feel uncomfortable around you ║ you’re bothersome ║ i never want to speak to you again ║ i dislike you ║ i loathe you ║ i’m envious of you ║ i’m worried about you ║ we don’t get along well ║ you’re the worst kind of person ║ you get on my nerves ║ you’re annoying to me ║ we have nothing in common ║i wish i had never met you ║ i wouldn’t date you if you were the last person alive ║ not you again
i was staring at the girl making pizza for us bc i wanted my pizza and she winked at me
❣ do it for arabella yuo coward
✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧✧✧ | sexual attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧✧ | romantic attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧ | crushing✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | squishing✦✦✦✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | sensual attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | aesthetic attraction
symbollll
✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | sexual attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | romantic attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | crushing✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | squishing✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | sensual attraction✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | aesthetic attraction
CHARACTER FLAWS & STRENGTHS
↳ bold what applies to your muse! – repost, don’t reblog.
TAGGED BY: @ehugal, N ALSO ARI IM GNA DO THIS AGAIN. I TAGGING: @luvdrunk, @slitherite, @amourbites, @spikespit, @crowngleam
⚔ FLAWS
moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable | whiny controlling | conceited | possessive | paranoid | lies impatient | cowardly | bitter | selfish | power-hungry greedy | lazy | judgmental | forgetful | impulsive vengeful | stubborn | sadistic | petty | unlucky
♛ STRENGTHS
honest | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave patient | selfless | ambitious | tolerant | lucky intelligent | confident | focused | humble | generous merciful | observant | wise | clever | charming cheerful | optimistic | decisive | adaptive | calm
That being said, without estrogen my brain's "keep this idiot alive" switch was not turned on and I was, I think, biologically incapable of making good decisions.
Via: @lizardho
”flapping my cheeks until i achieve liftoff. twerking myself to heaven one clap at a time.”
- @inbabylontheywept
👏👏👏Houston, we have lift off 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏