Don't Panic | Arthur & Will
"What do you mean the flight's been delayed?" Arthur complained angrily to the airport's front desk attendant. "We're not even close to California!"
The woman pursed her plainly glossed lips & gave a condescending smile. "Well, sir, the flight to Los Angeles International was delayed due to the detrimental weather. The plane couldn't safely land so the flight's been delayed," she replied icily. "I believe the pilot explained all this not long ago."
Arthur glowered at her. "Couldn't they have landed somewhere a little closer than entirely across the country then?" Arthur demanded.
She kept the glossy smile in place, in a patiently patronizing way, with the air of someone who's simply been working in the service industry too damn long. "I'm afraid this was the only approved flight path sir," she explained.
Arthur sighed heavily. "Alright, alright, how long've I got to wait then?"
"Oh we're not sure yet sir, at least two or three days. I could book you a hotel, Baltimore offers some wonder-"
"Two or three days? You're kidding right?" he asked incredulously. She still smiled calmly. "You're not kidding," he passed a hand over his face. "Right, just, book the damn hotel I suppose. Bit ridiculous though if you ask me, couldn't I just book another flight or something."
She shook her head & smiled a bit wider. "No sir, all our flights are booked at the moment."
"All?! How do you-? Oh whatever, yes just book the fucking hotel," he sighed in a defeated manner.
After several minutes of arguing about which hotels were booked they finally found one with a vacancy & he lugged his suitcase outside to wait for a cab, as all the ones that were previously outside seemed to have gone.
Meanwhile, a slightly rusty looking robot named Marvin hobbled down the street. He was in search the earthling named Arthur Dent, figuring since he'd been stranded on this miserable planet he may as well find someone who was at least used to the sight of him. "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, stranded where they barely have computers. Absolutely horrendous," he muttered, oblivious to people's stares.
He entered an empty little antique shop & walked up to the person at the counter.
"Good day, uh, sir," the man attempted a cheery tone despite his confusion.
"No, it's wretched," Marvin replied bitterly. "All I want is to know if you know where an Arthur Dent is, but I doubt you do. You probably hate me anyway."
"Um, well I don't think we sell any of those is it a computer part?" the man asked nervously.
"Is it a computer part?" Marvin mocked. "Of course it isnt, it's a person, an exceptionally dull one at that," he glanced about the shop. "How do you stand life on this awful bloody planet? I haven't been here ten minutes & it's utterly useless, total rubbish."
Marvin sat dejectedly in a chair & looked up at the man, who didn't dare say anything. "I mean, what's the point of it all? Here I am, brain the size of a planet &...."
Marvin rambled on in this manner for some time. The man in the shop wanted to kick him out but he was practically frozen by the robot's words. What if it all was useless? What was he doing working in this stupid little shop when he could be out inventing a modern phonograph with a built in popcorn maker, or seeing the world's largest ball of yarn? And what was even the point of that? Finally it was too much for him & he took the pistol out of the locked drawer next the safe & ended it all.
Marvin simply shook his head. "I knew he hated me," he muttered before continuing on his way.
The next few encounters were much the same as he searched for Arthur, who was quietly sipping a cup of tea in his slightly shabby hotel room.