#emperor sidious

[lazerswordweilder]

Sidious: I created a powerful Sith! Aren’t you going to congratulate me?

Fans: you messed up a perfectly good guy is what you did, look at him! He’s got PTSD >:(

Vader: *standing in the corner like a 10 year old someone bribed to stay still*

[drabbling-away]

Do you think Palpatine got bored after becoming Emperor?

Like, all these years and years and literal decades of planning and waiting and anticipation. Crafting and recrafting and fixing and erasing plans, manipulating and scheming and constantly working, all to get him to this point.

And then once he got there... what else was there? I mean he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to enjoy the spoils of his newfound infinite wealth and power. He strikes me as an "always busy" kind of guy, the kind that always has at least five different tasks he's working on at once.

So once that was gone, he had to have become at least a LITTLE bored.

Anyways, in this essay I will describe how Palpatine went from Sith Lord to Emperor to galaxy renowned sabacc-polo-fencing-golf champion-

[lazerswordweilder]

I want to see more of Vader ruining Palatines stuff because of his health/injuries (most of them indirectly caused by Palpatine)

He can’t jump straight into work after becoming Darth Vader because he goes completely unresponsive for a day or two

In the middle of some really important gala Vader rips of his mouthpiece and throws up blood

Some Sith artefact requires every/anyone using it to be okay so Vader can’t because he’s always in pain

[rosedistilled]

Enjoy another great analogy

[emperorsidious]

Master, your costume is amazing. CAN WE GO TRICK OR TREATING?

...Why thank you Lord Vader. I can't just not be me, so PopeTine it is :l 

Yes, we can go "Trick-orTreating" now... Where are we? Ah, near Coruscant? YES. *cough* I mean, let us go, Lord Vader.