Mar 8, 2017
Little Dirge found a cookie.🍪 @emperorofexcess :3
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Little Dirge found a cookie.🍪 @emperorofexcess :3
//Sometimes I abuse the signature tool on my phone to send @emperorofexcess shitty doodles
@emperorofexcess
Overlord had set a little trap... wondering if his greedy seeker companion would fall for it.
He could always do with another pet, after all.
“Diiiirge. Are you home, sweetwings...”
He’d set up a large box. Inside, was a cake. The only entrance was through one single little hole. He was curious.... how desperate would the jet be... He’d made the hole just barely big enough to fit Dirge’s belly through, reinforced durasteel framing the large cube, the cicular gap that would allow Dirge to reach for the cake.
“I have a little treat for youuuu.” Oh this was going to be fun. He was going to laugh so hard if the jet became stuck while he tried to reach for the cake.
♥
Warm, she thought. Warm, soft. Thought was groggy and slow to come to her, roused out of recharge not by alarm or panic but by her own systems finally having enough rest for once. For once. Which is why she feels so stupidly happy and warm and comfortable as her systems online one by one-
Of course, the second her sensory suite finishes activating she sits upright, hasty.
Oh my god.
Staring, wide-optic’d.
Ohhhh gods.
Part of her immediately screams internally- how do you get into these situations? and some sardonic section of self-loathing internally reminds her that Gosh, Saddleback, I don’t know, maybe it’s because you willfully pick out the biggest, meanest looking motherfraggers from every room to go after? Of course this would happen!
He’s still in recharge, though, or certainly looks like- maybe she can just...detangle herself from heavy arms and slip away, faceplates burning with mortification. She wants to snuggle back in, go back to sleep in the warmth, just rest...but right now? It’s time to make a graceful exit.
emperorofexcess reblogged this from technoxenoholic
#swindle#ALL CURRENCY!!!#this persons doodles are amazing
come here and let me love you
Heart for the meme: "Got any favorite treats you want?~"
Triage’s optics meet the clone’s, a sharp predatory quality to them. “A big…fat…juvenile Bajoran tunnel worm.”
Dirge @emperorofexcess
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emperorofexcess replied to your post “I heard Humans are an acquired taste, what do you think?”
Mm... a delicacy. Friends can be food what are you talking about
Dirge!
Friends that can’t survive being eaten aren’t food.