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Sisko: You know Dukat can be real aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching

Sisko: [blows air horn at Dukat] GET FUCKED

O’Brien: *looking at smiling Garak* Ugh, I bet he sleeps with that smirk on his face.

Julian: *dreamily* Sometimes.

O’Brien: What

Julian: What

Julian: *calls Garak*

Garak: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS CALLING- *sweetly* Hello?

Julian: Hey, you doing anything?

Garak: *in the middle of an interrogation, surrounded by seventeen cardassians, hanging upside down by his toes* No, I’m free.

Julian: See you in five?

Garak: Kay *hangs up, and turns to angry cardassian soldiers* So, I have a hottie on the way, if you could just wrap this up…

Janeway: Smell this.

Chakotay: What is it?

Janeway: Harry Kim’s Starfleet resume.

Chakotay: *sniffs the pink paper*... Smells good.

Waiter: Would you like it rare, medium, or well done?

Garak: What do you mean well done? Does anyone want it badly done?

Julian: No, Garak--

Garak: Of course, I’d like it well done. In fact, I want it excellently done!

Someone: I really don’t understand how people can ship Shrancher, they literally didn’t even like each other.

Me, clenching my fists and trying not to cry: Haha, I know right! They fully hated each other and Archer is totally in love with Hernandez.

Julian: Garak, you’re a tough one to figure out.

Julian: You don’t like bad boys

Julian, daintily blowing on his tea: and yet you married me.

Garak: Did you tell anyone we’re dating?

Julian: Yes, Garak, I have no self control and told the whole station we’re dating.

Garak: Okay, no need for sarcasm.

Julian: No, seriously, I have no control and I told everyone we’re dating.

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