#enapyen

[moonlightcc7]

Winter has me craving Red Dead. Missed my man :(

[even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes]

Google Valentines Day headcanons??? Please, I am but a lonely man /hj

Ooooo lemme see what I can do for ya! And I understand completely, I too can be a rather lonely lonely gal at times /lh

Also, my friend @enapyen helped to come up with some of these!

~ If Google so happened to have a partner he would give them a bouquet of blue irises paired with their favorite flowers and other greenery from the manor’s garden with the help of Eric, of course, as he is the one that tends most to the gardens.

~ He auto generates poems for the other egos to give to their significant others. All he asks in return is for them to stop triggering the security alarms in the middle of the night when he’s charging cause it’s getting on his nerves.

~ Google doesn’t often get nervous or malfunction anymore, but when he tries to talk about his feelings to his Valentine it causes him to buffer a bit making him stutter and stammer over his words. If he was capable of it, he’s sure he would be sweating, though he does blush faintly blue.

~ When he gets feeling a bit nervous he starts rambling, giving random fun facts about flowers, chocolates, and other traditions around this holiday of love from different parts of world all in the means of hopefully impressing you.

~ Google has to monitor Yan the most during Valentine’s Day as more than once the lovesick ego has tried to kidnap and bring his senpai into the manor for a “surprise romantic date”. The android has to remind him that kidnapping is a felony and his senpai probably would much prefer a stuffed animal and chocolates over chloroform and rope.

~ During the year whenever he finds something that he thinks his parter would like, he’ll tend to buy and hold onto it until he can give it to them. The gifts often tend to be blue themed, especially when it comes to clothes, as that is what catches his eye most and he likes the idea of them wearing similar colors as well.

~ For all his knowledge, he often doesn’t consider the season of the year when gifting things. During the summer he has once gifted his partner a scarf and gloves, thinking they’d look great on them. And then during Valentine’s day he had given them some sunscreen and sunglasses, thinking both a practical gift and a pretty gift would be appreciated despite the fact that there was still snow outside on the manor’s lawn.

~ Google has always liked to leave little notes for his partner but they can sometimes come off a bit… vaguely creepy, threatening, or just plain odd as he is not always the best with words. He means well and attempts his best to be sweet but his experience in love and wording said love is rather limited to say the least.

So god help his poor partner reading his valentine’s day card. Hopefully they can decipher the meaning out of Google’s misquoted phrases like, “I cannot respire but you took possession of my oxygen nonetheless and that is a crime, but I forgive you and offer my harddrive in exchange for your precious cardiac organ.”

[moonlightcc7]

I need him.

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he's trying to be seductive and failing, sorry y'all

[moonlightcc7]

hello markiplier fandom......... again

[moonlightcc7]

history will say they’re best of friends :]

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i like my little design of him bc i have lore in my little brain :3c

(i’m getting back into my ego phase fr)

[moonlightcc7]

when you- when.

yeah........

< recently got the game for a good price of $20 (thank you steam sales) and now I have an unhealthy obsession with it. Charles and Arthur are just so... they work so well together it's insane >