#encantations

[bloodplusbones-blog]

[necromanswers]

I would love to ascend to full lich status, but I do most of my magic with incantations. Will I still be able to use incantations without lips or a tongue?

As I’m sure you’re aware, it’s not enough to be able to simply cast spells. Many an ambitious necromancer has been consumed by the errant powers of a dweomer or curse beyond his control after flubbing a syllable of an otherwise perfectly simple chant. Things only get more difficult when you’re bargaining with creatures of the hellplane in their guttural nethertongue.1

As a result of this necessary talent with the fast-spoken utterances of the crypt, many necromancers (and even liches) enjoy healthy careers as rappers in their downtime. After all, Tupac has continued to hold concerts long after his death. Of course his agent claims it’s a series of complex holograms, but the telltale blue-white sheen of the shade is about him. His essence has yet to depart this plane.

Still, not all liches can be as talented as Tupac; we’re not all going to be shackling our ethereal spirit forms to the earth forever. You’ll have to settle for some more mundane advice. It’s not enough that you learn your incantations, you’ve got to be able to spit necromantic spells such swiftness and confidence that you don’t even need flesh and blood to do it. The most common ways of doing this are by either:

Using flesh transplanted from zombies/ghouls and planted in your own mouth, reanimated and under the control of your necromantic power.

The implementation of a “ghost voice,” the use of magics that allow the lich to shape sounds using force of will alone. This is trickier and requires more conversation.

As you might guess, there are still cantrips that can only be cast with the aid of a (wretched) living mouth. It is for this purpose that many liches employ a thrall to act as a conduit for their dark magics. We would suggest you cultivate such an agent while you have the power of speech, the better to bind him to your will.

 1. Did you know that, to the untrained ear, the abyssal word for “soul” that is functionally indistinguishable from the abyssal word for “heap of anonymous viscera?” Apparently, it’s a tonal language.

[narniabew]

[hellyeacreepyshit]

To Break up a Couple.

NOTE::  This is some hard core shit... Anyway I take no responsibility with what you do with this, and I also have never tried or done it.  Use at your own risk.   PS..i dont know why it looks like shit on the dash,  it looks normal in the blog tho...

1 Lemon

Bat blood oil

Black pepper

1 rusty nail

Cayenne Pepper

9 black dressmakers pins (the ones with the colored balls on the end)

1 yard of black fabric

Black yarn

9 Black Candles (free standing)

Dirty paper (go out and rub it all over the dirt if you have to)

Black Ink Pen

6 Aspirin tablets

Holy Water

glass jar with a lid

white vinegar

Dress the nine candles with the bat blood oil and the black pepper. Rip two small pieces of the dirty paper. You want rough edges on the paper that’s why you rip it instead of cutting it. In black ink, write the girls name 9 times on one piece of the dirty paper and write the name of the man 9 times on the other piece of dirty paper. Write the names as small as you can and rip the paper around the names so that you can get the paper a small size too. You will light one candle every day for 9 days but you dress them all at once. Light one of the black candles. Cut the lemon in half. Pick up one half of the lemon and insert one of the name papers into one half of the lemon and the other name paper into the other half of the lemon. Push and manipulate the paper until it’s inside the lemon. Sprinkle both lemon halves with Holy Water and say...

I Baptize you as (Girls name) in the Name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. From Now on you will be known as (Girls name). Repeat this baptism with the other half of the lemon for the mans name. Now with the girls half of the lemon insert 3 Aspirin into the pulp. As you do say... (girls name), your relationship with (mans name) will sour. Every time you are in his presence a sour taste will come into your mouth. Repeat this process with the mans half of the lemon. This time say... (mans name), your relationship with (girls name) will sour. Every time you are in her presence a sour taste will come into your mouth. Over each half of the lemon skin mark an invisible an X across the skin of the lemon using your thumb and say... I curse you and command you break your relationship. Do this with both lemon halves. Sprinkle each lemon half with cayenne pepper on all sides and say... I curse you and command you break this relationship. Put the two lemon halves back together with the rusty nail between them. And put the lemon back together with the pins, the pins should hold it together. As you insert the pins, curse the couple nine times by saying... If you do not obey my command to breakup this relationship you will suffer in the fires of hell for eternity Then wrap the lemon in the black fabric and begin to bind it with the black yarn. As you wrap the lemon, tie the yarn in nine knots and place the lemon near the candle. For the next eight days repeating the curse you put on the couple. The one that states you’ll burn in the fires of hell and tell them both that the only way to end their bad luck is to break up. Each night place the remaining candle wax and any other remains of the ritual in a jar. After nine days, cut off the yarn and fabric from the lemon. Remove the nine pins and separate the lemon and bury the mans half of the lemon in the backyard where the sun does not shine, like under a bush. So you might want to get creative and find a way for you to identify who’s half is who’s. With the girls half of the lemon place it in the jar with all the remains you have been collecting and fill the jar with vinegar. Wrap the jar in black fabric and tie it up with black yarn, making nine knots as before. Take the jar and dispose of it in a public dumpster. Call the girl by name and command her to leave. Walk away and don't look back.