Endangered
((TW: Generalized gore, vomit))
The deity sighed within its castle of destruction. The walls were rotting and covered with vines and moss and mold. In the distance was screams of those who hadnât lived such peaceful lives. The wind picked up the scent of blood, rot, and desestation. It lounged in a chair made of human bones, legs thrown over the arm of the chair, and its blue hair falling behind them as they stared up at the ceiling.Â
âUuugggh. Im bored.â It muttered, turning onto its stomach and puffing its cheeks out in a pout. âI should check on that SMP. I wonder what theyâre up t-â
âYour dastardly-ness!â Came a small, squeaky voice of a man. And it turned its head. The man was mortal, a spirt enslaved in this hellish place. âWords come in from Builder. He needs your help-â
âWhat?â It asked, sitting up with a wide grin. âYouâre telling me. Alexios. Needs my help?â It leaned forward, and the mortal coward back at the gleam in its eyes.Â
âYes Endanger.â He said, âBuilder wrote that he needed your help containing Night before-â
âOh.â It deflated, relaxing back in its chair. âBo-ring. Go get him to have Protector fight his battles.â It waved its had dismissively.Â
âBut your dastardly-ness. Protector⊠canât.â
â...What?â It asked, eyes narrowing in on the mortal like a lionâs on its prey.Â
âProtector⊠is dead. Night killed her.â
âHE WHAT?!âÂ
The mortal coward under the shaking roar that was Endangerâs voice. Endanger stood, extending itâs hand as a battle axe, caked red with blood, flew into its hand. It stormed towards the door as the human stammered to explain. But Endanger didnât hear an ounce of it. It slammed the door shut, yelling behind it to make sure nothing got better in its absence.Â
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Builder paced within the night, pulling his hair as most of the hermits slept. Save for Xisuma, who was watching over Grian and Wels like a hawk. He stared uselessly at a large map plastered to the wall, his brain trying to come up with something, anything that might help him defeat his sibling. But no matter what thought crossed his mind, it was always met with;
âProtector wouldnât think thats a smart idea.âÂ
âProtector wouldnât like that.â
The thoughts made him want to scream out of frustration. He kicked at the wall holding the map, watching as the item frames crumbled to the ground. He let out a slow sigh, leaning down to gather the papers and put them back up before anyone saw his stress induced anger.Â
No. He had to stay calm. Collected. For the sake of his son.Â
He heard a loud, shrill battle cry. One that came from the heavens and made the hermits jolt to attention. Builder looked up, seeing a blur of blue in the sky before it landed in a ball of smoke.Â
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âEndanger! You came! Oh thank void-â Builder smiled, but that smile faltered as the war god stood slowly, skin still steaming.Â
âOh-â muttered Cub
âMy-â gulped Bdubs, sweating nervously.Â
âVoid.â Xisuma cured, eyes wide at the god in front of them.Â
Endanger was tall, as was the rest of them. With longer blue hair parted heavily to the left with the right side shaven. In its hands held a battle axe, one still oozing with blood. Covering its chest was a pale dark purple colored chest plate, wearing skin tight clothing underneath it that was tan in nature.Â
But that wasnât what horrified the hermits, no.Â
It was the multiple gashes on the deity. The burned, charred hands and feet. Its face was horridly mauled, and Xisuma briefly wondered how the hell that thing saw anything. It was glaring heavily, but not towards the hermits.Â
Its anger was directed at Builder.Â
âL-Listen, Endanger-â Builder stuttered, waving his hands around and taking a step back from the clearly angry god.Â
âYou mean to tell me. I had to find out. My sister was dead. From a servent?â The god, known to mortals as Endanger, or the god of brutal war, snarled, its axe pointed at Builder.Â
âIâm sorry! I was just busy with trying to get the other hermits back and-â
âWait wait wait. Hermits?â Endanger looked at the mortals, who all inched back at its gaze. Its eyes locked onto Iskallâs, who was still mostly in his own daze and not paying attention. âYou.â It pointed to the other, âYouâre Iskall, right?â It asked, and Iskall looked over, nodding a little.Â
âYes. Why?â
âYouâre Docâs friend. Right?â
âI mean weâre all friends-?â Iskall looked at Builder, confused by this gods questions.Â
âThen where is he? I donât see him in your ranks.â Endanger asked once more. Iskall paused, afraid to tell this deity the truth. âAnswer me.âÂ
âHes⊠with Night.â Iskall said, eyes glued to the axe in the others hand. Endanger went quiet at that. It seemed to ponder something, only for a few mere moments before itâs angered expression turned into a large grin.Â
âWell then. Lets go get my disciple back.â
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Xisuma was crouched beside the god, and had to breath through his mouth as to not smell the heavy scent of rotting flesh that came with it. Endanger was grinning, completely hidden by the brush of the jungle. Nearby was Iskallâs half burned Omega tree, the start of Grianâs mansion, and the start of MumboâsâŠ. Mega base?Â
He slowly looked at the god, whose eyes were narrowed in front of it, peering through the bushes and looking about ready to pounce. Its clawed and charred fingers were curled tight around its battle axeâs handle, the sharp blade shining in the dim light. Endanger glanced down at him, only flicking its eyes over at him.Â
âDo you want to know how to scare a god shitless?â It asked.Â
Endangers voice was⊠odd. To say the least. It sounded like at least two people talking at once, it sounded sharp and cold, hissing like a snake. And yet it sounded joyful and mischievous.Â
âUh⊠Sure?â Xisuma asked more than said, but Endanger nodded anyways. They only waited a few more minutes in the jungles humidity, before Endangerâs body tensed, clawed feet digging into the ground as it got ready to pounce.Â
âFollow my lead.âÂ
Was all Endanger said before an ear splitting war cry left its lips, well. It seemed like a war cry. To anyone else it sounded like a banshee screech. It leaped out from the bushes, catching Night fully off guard as it slammed its battle axe into the ground, Night barely missing.Â
âSHIT-!â Night hissed, Beside them was Doc and Stress. Well⊠Doc and Princess.Â
Xisuma rushed forward, and used his sword to try and knock Doc down, but was simply met with a sword rivaling his own.Â
Endanger laughed, pulling its axe from the ground as its milky white eyes bore into Nightâs through the mask. âDid you really think I wouldnât show?â It taunted, swinging its axe brutally fast. It heard a yelp as Princess ducked down to dodge the swing, creating wither roses to hopefully still the god. The blackened thorns tore into Endangers skin, infecting the god with the withering effect.Â
But it did nothing. Endanger ripped the vines from it, lunging once more for Night. The other drew their sword, barely blocking the axe in time.Â
âI was counting on it actually. Just wanted to get to you first.â Night grunted, sending a punch to the other god, even if just to make them back away. Their fist collided with Endangerâs nose, and a loud crack followed by blood flow indicated they broke its nose.Â
Endanger stumbled back, before glancing over to Princess, who had instead focused on trying to subdue Xisuma. It grinned lowly.Â
âYou hurt my disciple. You killed my sister. And you think Iâd join you?â Endanger asked, its axe hooking around Princessâs waist and drawing her close.Â
âFuck. No.âÂ
Princess drove its clawed hand through Princessâs chest, the mortal gagging on her own blood as she shakily looked up at Night, fear flashing through her face before Endanger ripped out the mortals heart. Princessâs body collapsed onto the floor, before it vanished.Â
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Endanger grinned at the look of horror Night was inevitably giving it. Endanger tilted its head back, mouth opening at it raising the still beating heart above its mouth. Its long tongue wrapped around the organ. Before swallowing it whole.Â
âThanks for the snack, Night. Now. HOW ABOUT THE MAIN COURSE?!â Endangerâs axe drove into Nightâs arm, nearly cutting the limb in two. Night just straight up fled with their wound, vanishing into the dark of the jungle. Endanger laughed, blood dripping from its hand as it turned to face Xisuma and Experiment.Â
Xisuma had ran into the jungle a small ways, vomiting onto the ground. Experiment stood in horror as the deity came closer. It rested its bloodied hands on his shoulders, falling to its knees.Â
âDoc? Can you hear me?â It asked, and Experiment dared to growl at it.Â
âI am not Doc.â It said, and Endanger laughed.Â
âAlways so feisty.â It sighed, before lifting Doc onto its shoulder. âWell. I have what I want. Hey wimp! Come on! Lets go back to the other wimps! Wait till they hear bout this!â
Xisuma groaned, slowly standing on shaking legs as he wiped his lips with the back of his hand.Â
âHow about we donât horrify the others to the point of throwing up?â
âAwwww-â
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