The deity sighed within its castle of destruction. The walls were rotting and covered with vines and moss and mold. In the distance was screams of those who hadn’t lived such peaceful lives. The wind picked up the scent of blood, rot, and desestation. It lounged in a chair made of human bones, legs thrown over the arm of the chair, and its blue hair falling behind them as they stared up at the ceiling.
“Uuugggh. Im bored.” It muttered, turning onto its stomach and puffing its cheeks out in a pout. “I should check on that SMP. I wonder what they’re up t-”
“Your dastardly-ness!” Came a small, squeaky voice of a man. And it turned its head. The man was mortal, a spirt enslaved in this hellish place. “Words come in from Builder. He needs your help-”
“What?” It asked, sitting up with a wide grin. “You’re telling me. Alexios. Needs my help?” It leaned forward, and the mortal coward back at the gleam in its eyes.
“Yes Endanger.” He said, “Builder wrote that he needed your help containing Night before-”
“Oh.” It deflated, relaxing back in its chair. “Bo-ring. Go get him to have Protector fight his battles.” It waved its had dismissively.
“But your dastardly-ness. Protector… can’t.”
“...What?” It asked, eyes narrowing in on the mortal like a lion’s on its prey.
“Protector… is dead. Night killed her.”
“HE WHAT?!”
The mortal coward under the shaking roar that was Endanger’s voice. Endanger stood, extending it’s hand as a battle axe, caked red with blood, flew into its hand. It stormed towards the door as the human stammered to explain. But Endanger didn’t hear an ounce of it. It slammed the door shut, yelling behind it to make sure nothing got better in its absence.
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Builder paced within the night, pulling his hair as most of the hermits slept. Save for Xisuma, who was watching over Grian and Wels like a hawk. He stared uselessly at a large map plastered to the wall, his brain trying to come up with something, anything that might help him defeat his sibling. But no matter what thought crossed his mind, it was always met with;
‘Protector wouldn’t think thats a smart idea.’
‘Protector wouldn’t like that.’
The thoughts made him want to scream out of frustration. He kicked at the wall holding the map, watching as the item frames crumbled to the ground. He let out a slow sigh, leaning down to gather the papers and put them back up before anyone saw his stress induced anger.
No. He had to stay calm. Collected. For the sake of his son.
He heard a loud, shrill battle cry. One that came from the heavens and made the hermits jolt to attention. Builder looked up, seeing a blur of blue in the sky before it landed in a ball of smoke.
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“Endanger! You came! Oh thank void-” Builder smiled, but that smile faltered as the war god stood slowly, skin still steaming.
“Oh-” muttered Cub
“My-” gulped Bdubs, sweating nervously.
“Void.” Xisuma cured, eyes wide at the god in front of them.
Endanger was tall, as was the rest of them. With longer blue hair parted heavily to the left with the right side shaven. In its hands held a battle axe, one still oozing with blood. Covering its chest was a pale dark purple colored chest plate, wearing skin tight clothing underneath it that was tan in nature.
But that wasn’t what horrified the hermits, no.
It was the multiple gashes on the deity. The burned, charred hands and feet. Its face was horridly mauled, and Xisuma briefly wondered how the hell that thing saw anything. It was glaring heavily, but not towards the hermits.
Its anger was directed at Builder.
“L-Listen, Endanger-” Builder stuttered, waving his hands around and taking a step back from the clearly angry god.
“You mean to tell me. I had to find out. My sister was dead. From a servent?” The god, known to mortals as Endanger, or the god of brutal war, snarled, its axe pointed at Builder.
“I’m sorry! I was just busy with trying to get the other hermits back and-”
“Wait wait wait. Hermits?” Endanger looked at the mortals, who all inched back at its gaze. Its eyes locked onto Iskall’s, who was still mostly in his own daze and not paying attention. “You.” It pointed to the other, “You’re Iskall, right?” It asked, and Iskall looked over, nodding a little.
“Yes. Why?”
“You’re Doc’s friend. Right?”
“I mean we’re all friends-?” Iskall looked at Builder, confused by this gods questions.
“Then where is he? I don’t see him in your ranks.” Endanger asked once more. Iskall paused, afraid to tell this deity the truth. “Answer me.”
“Hes… with Night.” Iskall said, eyes glued to the axe in the others hand. Endanger went quiet at that. It seemed to ponder something, only for a few mere moments before it’s angered expression turned into a large grin.
“Well then. Lets go get my disciple back.”
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Xisuma was crouched beside the god, and had to breath through his mouth as to not smell the heavy scent of rotting flesh that came with it. Endanger was grinning, completely hidden by the brush of the jungle. Nearby was Iskall’s half burned Omega tree, the start of Grian’s mansion, and the start of Mumbo’s…. Mega base?
He slowly looked at the god, whose eyes were narrowed in front of it, peering through the bushes and looking about ready to pounce. Its clawed and charred fingers were curled tight around its battle axe’s handle, the sharp blade shining in the dim light. Endanger glanced down at him, only flicking its eyes over at him.
“Do you want to know how to scare a god shitless?” It asked.
Endangers voice was… odd. To say the least. It sounded like at least two people talking at once, it sounded sharp and cold, hissing like a snake. And yet it sounded joyful and mischievous.
“Uh… Sure?” Xisuma asked more than said, but Endanger nodded anyways. They only waited a few more minutes in the jungles humidity, before Endanger’s body tensed, clawed feet digging into the ground as it got ready to pounce.
“Follow my lead.”
Was all Endanger said before an ear splitting war cry left its lips, well. It seemed like a war cry. To anyone else it sounded like a banshee screech. It leaped out from the bushes, catching Night fully off guard as it slammed its battle axe into the ground, Night barely missing.
“SHIT-!” Night hissed, Beside them was Doc and Stress. Well… Doc and Princess.
Xisuma rushed forward, and used his sword to try and knock Doc down, but was simply met with a sword rivaling his own.
Endanger laughed, pulling its axe from the ground as its milky white eyes bore into Night’s through the mask. “Did you really think I wouldn’t show?” It taunted, swinging its axe brutally fast. It heard a yelp as Princess ducked down to dodge the swing, creating wither roses to hopefully still the god. The blackened thorns tore into Endangers skin, infecting the god with the withering effect.
But it did nothing. Endanger ripped the vines from it, lunging once more for Night. The other drew their sword, barely blocking the axe in time.
“I was counting on it actually. Just wanted to get to you first.” Night grunted, sending a punch to the other god, even if just to make them back away. Their fist collided with Endanger’s nose, and a loud crack followed by blood flow indicated they broke its nose.
Endanger stumbled back, before glancing over to Princess, who had instead focused on trying to subdue Xisuma. It grinned lowly.
“You hurt my disciple. You killed my sister. And you think I’d join you?” Endanger asked, its axe hooking around Princess’s waist and drawing her close.
“Fuck. No.”
Princess drove its clawed hand through Princess’s chest, the mortal gagging on her own blood as she shakily looked up at Night, fear flashing through her face before Endanger ripped out the mortals heart. Princess’s body collapsed onto the floor, before it vanished.
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Endanger grinned at the look of horror Night was inevitably giving it. Endanger tilted its head back, mouth opening at it raising the still beating heart above its mouth. Its long tongue wrapped around the organ. Before swallowing it whole.
“Thanks for the snack, Night. Now. HOW ABOUT THE MAIN COURSE?!” Endanger’s axe drove into Night’s arm, nearly cutting the limb in two. Night just straight up fled with their wound, vanishing into the dark of the jungle. Endanger laughed, blood dripping from its hand as it turned to face Xisuma and Experiment.
Xisuma had ran into the jungle a small ways, vomiting onto the ground. Experiment stood in horror as the deity came closer. It rested its bloodied hands on his shoulders, falling to its knees.
“Doc? Can you hear me?” It asked, and Experiment dared to growl at it.
“I am not Doc.” It said, and Endanger laughed.
“Always so feisty.” It sighed, before lifting Doc onto its shoulder. “Well. I have what I want. Hey wimp! Come on! Lets go back to the other wimps! Wait till they hear bout this!”
Xisuma groaned, slowly standing on shaking legs as he wiped his lips with the back of his hand.
“How about we don’t horrify the others to the point of throwing up?”
“Awwww-”
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~Ollie
WOAH I LOVE ENDANGER!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING IT’S SO COOL!! Are you planning on writing anything that includes it? <3
Other then a one shot or two, i plan to include It in both the Night au sequal (A Dawn's Promise) and my Nightmare au!
My nightmare au is basically this night au, except it takes place only a few days after [redacted] and ends up pulling the same stunt but with the dream smp!
In this au, Night once again fucks with one of Endangers deciples (Wonder who) and It is NOT pleased.
Do you wanna know anything else? Im open to answer anything!
Yes please go off and infodump :D I give you permission <3
FUCK YES OKAY
MEET ENDANGER!
This is Protectors twin sibling, the god/godess of Bloody warfare and destruction. This god goes by It/Its pronouns, as well of the fact of. Well. It's batshit. Its eyes have been reduced to a bloody mess as seen in the images, and its legs and torso are COVERED with wounds. It also has a... unique feature on its stomach but i wont mention that unless someone wants an in detail character sheet.
Endanger, unlike Protector, runs soully on emotional attachment. And it likes a total of 4 humans.
In a slightly altered Night au, Endanger joins the server specifically because Night messed up one of its deciples (aka one of the 4 people It likes).
And in all honesty? Endanger is terrifying. It will do things even Night is afraid of doing in favor of keeping its deciples safe. Ranging but not limited too.
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