#engineering offical

[engineering-offical]

Last post gave me an idea

TUMBLR USERS, TELL ME WAYS TO BOIL WATER

[paranoia-offical]

NEWTON!

GOD DAMNIT

HE'S EVERYWERE

@engineering-offical

Newton? Issac Newton? @engineering-offical, who is this individual? And where is he? Is he in my home‽

[gaslight-offical]

*walks in with a gas pippete, soap and a dishcloth*

Hello! I'm @engineering-offical, I'm here for the maintenance of this blog!

I'll have you running on an alternate gas line while i check for leaks and clean the main line

Also i can clean your cristal if you want!

It's an orb, but I accept the offer! Thank you! :D

[engineering-offical]

I'm creating a machine that draws an additional "I" in the offical of every offical

[engineering-offical]

*flips desk*

I NEED TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO BOIL WATER

[engineering-offical]

Scrolling Tumblr like I'm searching for users spreading scientific misinformation (within my field)

[engineering-offical]

My hands smell like brass

[engineering-offical]

Sometimes messing it up is the only thing that makes you find out what you don't know

Sometimes screwing up is the only way you notice someone

Go out there and fail a little