#engineering offical

[engineering-offical]

Last post gave me an idea

TUMBLR USERS, TELL ME WAYS TO BOIL WATER

[paranoia-offical]

NEWTON!

GOD DAMNIT

HE'S EVERYWERE

@engineering-offical

Newton? Issac Newton? @engineering-offical, who is this individual? And where is he? Is he in my home‽

[gaslight-offical]

*walks in with a gas pippete, soap and a dishcloth*

Hello! I'm @engineering-offical, I'm here for the maintenance of this blog!

I'll have you running on an alternate gas line while i check for leaks and clean the main line

Also i can clean your cristal if you want!

It's an orb, but I accept the offer! Thank you! :D

[engineering-offical]

I'm creating a machine that draws an additional "I" in the offical of every offical

[engineering-offical]

*flips desk*

I NEED TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO BOIL WATER

[engineering-offical]

Green lasers >>>> purple lasers

which is cooler?

Green Laser

Purple laser

Voting ended onJul 21

[engineering-offical]

Scrolling Tumblr like I'm searching for users spreading scientific misinformation (within my field)

[engineering-offical]

My hands smell like brass