How did we get here?

I am just a tiny animal that solves math

[engineering-offical]

Welcome to my workshop!

This Is Engineering Offical, a blog about engineering in general but I try to keep it silly

Design? Maintain? Control? No problema! Just ask

Some tags:

#water boilin' good: if I'm talking about Energy generation or literally boiling water

#offical maintenance: when i'm offering/working on a blog maintenance (change your aire filters guys)

Be advised:

This user Is 20 yo.

My first lenguage Is not english, I'm bound to make mistakes, and I'll be glad if you let me know

[engineering-offical]

I asked other engineers to make a post!

"if you had an idea in 5 min, but humanity hasn't used it in its thousands of years of evolution.... It may be because it's dumb"

- an entertainment design engineer

I actually love this, many people should think about this before they speak/post and rephrase

[engineering-offical]

I asked other engineers to make a post!

By the year 2050 the world will need to produce 50% more food than what we do today, that's where agronomical engineers come in.

Para el año 2050, el mundo necesitará producir cerca de un 50 % más de alimentos y es ahí donde entran los inges agrónomos

- an agronomical engineer

[engineering-offical]

This blog is returning to life 1 post at a time

[engineering-offical]

I asked other engineers to make a post!

"as the process engineer of my own life, I tried to optimize the process and there's now an uncontrolled reaction"

"Como ingeniera de procesos de mi propia vida, les informo que intenté optimizar el proceso y ahora hay una reacción descontrolada."

- a process engineer

[engineering-offical]

I asked other engineers to make a post!

Software engineering is the "Everybody here is either femboy or furry" joke with programmer socks and all

- a software engineer

[engineering-offical]

I asked other engineers to make a post!

"As the engineer of my life, let me tell you, this building is crumbling!"

"como ingeniera de mi propia vida, les informo que esta obra se nos está cayendo"

- A civil engineer

[engineering-offical]

We're back in the workshop!

My hands smell like coolant

[engineering-offical]

This machine is carving a Keyway into this cog. The key is used to prevent sliding between the shaft and the gear.

[engineering-offical]

We're back in the workshop!

My hands smell like coolant

[engineering-offical]

Sorry for dissapearing

I've been reading

The Tome

[grapefruit-offical]

EVERYONE and EVERYTHING are CONNECTED by this ONE SIMPLE THING:

ATOMS

[engineering-offical]

Meanwhile the humble Quarks:

[engineering-offical]

OK ENGINEERS, LETS BUILD SOME KIND OF VEHICLE

MAKE IT MOVE

1 wheel

2 wheel

3 wheel

4 wheel

threads

propeller (airscrew)

propeller (screw)

Voting ended onMay 17

Do I have a plan? No, let's see what happens

[engineering-offical]

4 threads?

[engineering-offical]

OK ENGINEERS, LETS BUILD SOME KIND OF VEHICLE

MAKE IT MOVE

1 wheel

2 wheel

3 wheel

4 wheel

threads

propeller (airscrew)

propeller (screw)

Voting ended onMay 17

Do I have a plan? No, let's see what happens

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

HA I FUCKING GOT YOU. EVERYONE KNOWS PENTAGRAMS ARE USED TO SUMMON DEMONS. SUCK SHIT DUMB ASS.

@the-elf-witch-from-space

Pentagrams symbolise the five elements yes? And are used as protection when casting rituals?

If im wrong ill happily acknowledge it.

[engineering-offical]

There's also pentagrams In music!

[engineering-offical]

Call it thermodynamics the way I'm cooling my PC with this stone ice cubes

[wolvenmother]

I think I know why the US government is pushing to sanitize slavery even more than it is already is.

The reason is both racist and Transphobic.

Slavery was part of the TRANSAtlantic Slave trade.

Reblog with another word with "trans" as a prefix

@jaybirdlives @going-crazy-together @crazy-as-a-jaybird @depressionanddrama @fantasycobra @ineedmountaindewred @le-worm @mang0chees3 @michaelbichael @rand0mh0e @z

[depressionanddrama]

Hmm

I wonder if my non-cis appearence is TRANSlucent

@kennyissilly @sparklesemen @boltyboiiiiii @fantasycobra @fearmecowards @denki-shock-and-awe @heartattackinblackdye @lvrkatsuki @keigoswingdingsyum @between2waves @artisteliza @axshi00 @bisexualfroppy @going-crazy-together @em-the-mushroom815 @flp-intheair @ritoko-ren-kun @jaybirdlives @videli @st4ry3mi @sapphire889 @inumaki-tuna-mayo @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @em-the-mushroom815 @meltingfacedeyeballlady2512 @please-no-talking @idontevenknowwhatimdoinghereguys @the-lesbians-made-me-do-it @iicor @vickysnowpawz @isawthecurseddog @streakisperfect @rosedmcenjoyer @spacefinch @throne-of-compassion @howyoudone @lenawrites0 @slyseavision @prismaticlie @goosetifur @dumbidiottranny @anotherpersonwholikesgayblockmen @importantchildcollector @percy-jackson-2 @wolvenmother @dollietteluv @daniel-reader @corrosive-allyson @taylenpenrose @leolovesskz @jrmoony @runningoutofusernames @ifoundyourdoor @xashjackson2908x @ddawgthechef2 @drawingprettydolls @moonflower-wings-of-fire @yellowcodedcharacterstan @deanlewisnomad @therollypolly @drinkwateryall @markamilley @jaybirddrawsthings7 @theliongh1970 @aschermorgan @fatalfairygirl + open tags!

[allysontempest]

TRANSgression

@very-gay-poet @shelley654 @lesbianadhdchaos @mels-melodies @purgatorybrothers @sbkoiotbtileess @secretly-bea @tired-old-hag @princessnymphae @chxrrywxvss @mlmloverforlife @weoponizedautism @very-gay-poet @pompomme5 @melaniethespecial @yumeisnthere @nothingandeverythingblue @t0rt1-4ng3l @aiko-moon @emofreakygirl @kingoffireandlove @kurtlyturtle @b3ansmcsprout @glassaquariums @rennitey @krislovestonerd @purplecrystalstar-moony @chocolapilled @khemical-katalyst @sonic-the-hedgehog-offical @yanboygirlthingboygirlthing @mimiyanna @bibswapped @buttercupp3r @yourl0calqueer @sparkly-sediment @egophiliac @slowwalkingbisexualgirl @moonchildsart @tamsong @allaboutbethsblog @life-of-wiz @laterkiss @shah4139-offical @shah4139redo @theceasarsaladsucks @emma-is-fine @gl1tzygl0ck

im tagging all my moots that i had on my old blog that got termed let me know if you don't wanna be tagged in silly shit like this

[shah4139-offical]

I didn't realise I knew you

Wait how do I know you?

TRANSaction

@satan-offical @inferno-the-skywing @inkanddragons @justcallmedom31 @alwaysin-bed @penny--offical @evilpineapple-offical @engineering-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical

[engineering-offical]

Ever done a transposition?

@tf2-spy-offical @ashelf66 @sans-the-skeleconch @soldiertf2-offical

[engineering-offical]

My hands smell like brass

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

maybe cus uve been playing with ass, hmm, also that pretty gay

[engineering-offical]

I like to think ass is unisex, and brass too