Community Characters as Corner Gas Quotes
Jeff: I hurt a friend once with a careless lie. I learned a valuable lesson about lying more convincingly.
Britta: This is not about revenge. This is about getting even.
Annie: I love books. I’m a voluptuous reader.
Shirley: Revenge is a brunch best served with nice biscuits.
Abed: I don’t know why I even involve you in my schemes.
Troy: This title is misleading. Are they going to kill a mockingbird or not?
Pierce: One day it dawns on you that you’re starting to get old. Then it dawns on you that you are old. Then it dawns on you that every second that ticks by is just another inch that you’ve dragged your carcass towards your own cold grave. Then one day stuff stops dawning on you… ‘cause you died.








