#entry 79

[diary-of-a-people-pleaser]

Entry 79, 4-26-21

I love my friends~

I gave up very early~

[grow1ng-gurl]

It’s Evan Again

So a lot’s just happened, and Jessie’s asking me to write this. It was a little difficult to see, lodged in my girlfriend’s cleavage, but the gist is that the witch that made her start growing showed up, grew so she was about as big as her, and then they started making out. Then my girlfriend started shrinking down, Jessie screamed, and suddenly a giant hand busted me out of the cage.

Now my girlfriend’s still got some height, I’m about up to her belly button, but Jessie’s holding her down while she throws a tantrum due to losing all her power. Don’t tell her this, but I think I might break up with her. This has been... wild, and I don’t know what to do.

Speaking of Jessie, she’s grown to almost the same height as my girlfriend was before she made out with the witch, who gave Jessie a necklace, shrank back to normal, and left. And wow, she had a big ass.

So yeah. I have no idea what’s going to happen now.

[callmestarshine-43]

Record 12, Entry 79

“In psychology, we were asked what we would think if 6 cops were to walk into the cafeteria. I said, ‘gonna get arrested.’ Someone said something else. [The teacher] said that she was surprised no one said the number one reason for that many cops in a school. Every single one of us said ‘school shooting.’ One kid said, ‘someone has a gun.’ School shooting wasn’t the answer. The look on her face threw me off. She looked horrified. Our first thought, as a whole, was, ‘school shooting.’ We were monotone about it too. The reality of someone coming in with a gun and killing us is ever present, and we’ve become desensitized. The answer was drugs. Drugs didn’t come to anyone’s mind. We don’t care about drugs. We just don’t want to die. The answer was drugs.”

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

Favorite MH caps - Entry 79

[forgottenmhfacts]

Forgotten MH Fact #178: 

Entry 79 was uploaded on November 21, 2013, with the text at the end indicating that the events of the entry happened earlier that day. Assuming that the series takes place in real time, this means Entry 80 took place on November 22. 

Considering that Entry 27, which takes place the day after Entry 52, was uploaded on November 23, 2010, it's incredibly likely that the events of Entry 80 happened three years to the day after those of Entry 52. 

[rnarblehornets]

Alex is in there somewhere. I’ve finally caught up to him.

[gallifreystands]

THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL I ONLY HAVE TIME TO WATCH 80 BEFORE WORK GUYS IM SCARED BUT IM DOING IT AND WHO THE FUDGE IS HOODY AND WHAT THE HELL IS THE ARK?!??!

[auraient]

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