eepy

god wont let me die

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[mythtakens]

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[saturnvs]

fight

[shokveyv]

TFA:Transcend ch3:pp17-18

Sunder design by decepticonaiden

[metalenergy]

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[airplanelove]

my first day at transformers school i hope nobody can tell i have no idea what i’m doing

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[shitpostingkats]

We make so many jokes about Sora having to learn what taxes are but imagine what it's like for Xehanort. You're an old man at the end of your life, made your last hurrah and your peace with the universe, ready to move on and ascend to gay heaven... BAM! Go learn what a traffic signal is you crusty geezer!!!!! Also you're a twink again!

[that1randomnerd]

Old Man Xehanort: *dies*

Twink Xehanort: *wakes up* *realizes where he is* Not this again!

[the-haiku-bot]

Twink Xehanort: *wakes

up* *realizes where he

is* Not this again!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kennycrows]

CLOUD STRIFE (snowy icicle jacket) DISSIDIA DUELLUM FINAL FANTASY (2026)

[jesenipaints]

Hi.

[sp1yca]

trapped in the star box

[raliciel]

he got his shot

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[petewentzisblack1312]

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.