#envykin

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if i had a nickel for every time i was the unhinged genderqueer middle sibling with an association with the color green in a family of 7 superhuman siblings with a horrible father where the eldest is basically just an eldritch horror in the body of a 10 year old i would have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it is VERY weird that that specifically happened twice. - envy fmab/klaus hargreeves

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an aesthetic for an envy from fma who was a trans girl!

--mod jojo

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I know I was one of the worst people on the planet, and he was never mine to have anyway, but I need him, just as badly in this life as I did in the last. I need the challenge, I need the passion. And I need to apologise. -Envy

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hey. hey. fma fandom. come here. i wanna tell you something.

no come on, come closer, i won't bite.

ok thanks now that you're here i'd just like to say

STOP FUCKING SHIPPING ME WITH ED NOT ONLY IS HE OVER 100 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME BUT HE IS MY FUCKING COUSIN YOU DIPSHITS. Y'ALL NEED TO TAKE A MIKE'S HARD LOOK AT YOURSELVES

ok that's it thanks for coming to my ted talk. questions, comments, concerns? too bad, show's over, get outta my sight, see you in hell.

-envy fmab

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here's a few completely inexplicable envy fmab mood songs:

it took me by surprise, maria mena blah blah blah, kesha monster, kira murder, boyinaband final girl, graveyardguy

...okay, some of them are actually not nearly as inexplicable as i thought reading the list back. murder is actually a huge envy mood tbh. especially the first verse. and by murder i mean the song not the crime. we all know the crime is an envy mood. that i have no intention of committing.

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mustang.

hey, hey, mustang, look at me.

bitch

-envy

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I keep getting frustrated that I can't use any of my powers. I *know* they're physically impossible to have here. I *know* I'll never get to use them again, not in this life anyways. My telekinesis as Carrie, my ice powers as Elsa, my shapeshifting powers as Envy, etc. It feels so wrong.

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(FMA:B spoilers)

Being an Envy kin and having an Edward fictive is us co-fronting while watching fma and both of us just collectively going 🧍 at the scene where Gluttony eats us both

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