Joe Jr.: uh Elliot are you aware your wife is cheating on you with Olivia?
Elliot: yup. It’s ok because I’m cheating on her with Olivia too
Joe Jr.: huh?
Elliot: and Kathy and I are cheating on Olivia with each other
Joe Jr.: huh?!
Randall, sighing: please put him out of his misery and tell him what polyamory is
Elliot: why? This is more fun


















