#eoporto

[xntrek]

Visiting the US : 2018 edition

April 28 - 04 May; NOLA

04 May - 06 May; Albany, NY 

06 - 18 May: TBC – Reach out & persuade me!

18 - 22 May: SF & Central, CA

22 - 25 May: Cambridge & Boston, MA

25 May: Back to Australia

[tami-taylors-hair]

eoporto replied to your link: Hipsters Broke My Gaydar

Or ya know, don’t worry about someone’s orientation?!!!????!!!!

there’s that, and there’s also the assumption that all lesbians/wlw dress alike. Like, I hate to break it to this lady, but there are lesbian/bi/queer women who wear ballet flats and carry Michael Kors purses. Not everyone’s job lets them have septum piercings and an undercut. 

[tj]

eoporto replied to your post:

I’m actually surprised you managed to keep quiet

She's a very sweet, innocent young woman who was _super_ excited to find out I was a pastor. She tells me all about her church activities.

[potjie]

eoporto replied to your post:

Or basket as the case may be

Yes! Totally missed that opportunity.

[nicky36]

eoporto replied to your photo:

Guys. I have spent so much time this morning...

I’ve heard the tar pits are cool. Venice beach was chill when I was there.

OOOO. I think I'll put the tar pits on my list!

[beegoould]

Yeah I am hoping Idris Elba's face calms me down. ALSO FEEL BETTER.

When a show makes me sad or scared I look up the actor from the scene and check what other movies they've been in and look at pictures of them and stuff. It reminds me that it's not real. 

Bad guy from episode 1 and 2 of season 3 of Luther?

THERE'S. NOTHING.

(((゜д゜;)))

＼(゜□゜)／

Also, thank you!

[beegoould]

Of all the excellent advice I've received

"Try sex instead!" is my favorite. Thanks eoporto!