X: Alright, the Underworld crew. Let’s imagine we’re all on a ship and a storm has broken out.
Thanatos: I’M TAKING THE HELM. REST ASSURED, GUYS! THE CAPTAIN HASN'T GIVEN ME THE ORDER TO DIE, AND I NEVER BREAK ORDERS!
Hypnos: THE CAPTAIN, WHERE’S THE CAPTAIIIIN?!
Aeacus: MY MOM, WHERE’S MY MOOOOOM?! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MOM?
Moros: EVEN IF I REACH THE LAST DROP OF MY LIFE, I WILL LOWER THIS SAIL FOR US!
Rhadamanthus: GERAS FELL INTO THE SEAAAA!
Geras: FUUUUCKK IIIT!!
Minos: WHO THE HELL TURNED ON THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MUSIC?!
Charon: ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW...
Apate: Charon, do you really think rowing is doing any good in this situation?
Hypnos: GUYS, WHERE THE HEEEEEELL IS THE CAPTAINNNNN?!
Melinoe: I SHALL STOP THE WAVES WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND!
Hades: My child, are you an idiot?
Eris: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIE!!
Epiphron: Someone needs to spread joy here, but I can’t be that person right now. Philotes, spread some joy for me too!
Philotes: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIE, but at least we're together♡~~
Macaria: GODS, GODS!! PROTECT US!!
Momos: YOU’RE A GOD TOO, YOU STUPID GIRL!
Nemesis: WHO TIED ME UP HERE AND WHEN?!
Kronos: SORRY, I GOT ALL FLUSTERED!
Oizys: I’M FALLING OFF THE DEEEEEEEECK!
Zagreus: Aeacus, I saw your mom!
Aeacus: WHERE?!
Zagreus: SHE FELL INTO THE SEA TOO!😭
Aeacus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH😭😭



















