Absolute God Tier Fromsoft character trope is guy who
Shows up outta nowhere angry af
Is a hater
Explains nothing
*long winded scream-speech about how much they hate [insert noun here]
Dies
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Absolute God Tier Fromsoft character trope is guy who
Shows up outta nowhere angry af
Is a hater
Explains nothing
*long winded scream-speech about how much they hate [insert noun here]
Dies
Its kinda funny how the Shadow of the Erdtree gaols theme is cold lifeless place filled with maggots where they torture you until you're nothing but a hollow husk.
Then they're like "okay now put that mf in a jar."
The Divine Beast Dancing Lion is a fun boss, especially because theres this one move it does at the end of a combo that utterly tanks my frames. Legit it goes from 60 to 12. It hasnt caused any other problems to its just a funny quirk to me.
Its like i can see the death throes of my ps4 happenening in real time
One of the Furnace Golems has a spirit spring nearby and this is one of the rare moment i wish i could draw better so i could draw a Tarnished and Torrent Ballin Out and getting a slam dunk on the Furnace Golem with a basketball (or a hefty pot)
Huhhhhhhh i guess it up to the internet again *blinks my big beautiful eyes pleadingly*
Seems like the most effective way for me to beat difficult bosses in the dlc is to complain the whole time.
Blackgaol Knight? Complained and beat them
Death Knight? Complained and beat them.
Elder whats-his-nuts at the entrance to abyssal forest(actually fuck this guy and his bullet hell/summons bs, i could of had an easier time by spec'n for holy dmg negation but didnt wanna run through the dungeon again) complained the whole fight and kicked his ass.
Rellanna: I am a powerful swordswoman with mastery over fire, magic, and dual-wielding. My health pool is over 30k. You cannot hope to defeat me. *dies after two attempts*
Some fucking flower monster: i have 3 phases, lol. *ZOOOOOOOM*
got oerwhelmed with how pretty somewhere looked in ER:SoTE and groaned "such beautiful vistas" aloud and my gf was like "wtf"
thx u miyazaki for giving us more than we deserved when literally no one asked :)