- He’s the guy you see at the dining hall whose plate is just stacked and he’s always going back for multiple rounds
- I think he has a sweet tooth as well
- Loves a Starbucks cake pop
- He can cook about three dishes and will ruin anything else
- The dishes in question are spaghetti, scrambled eggs, and grilled cheese
- If he really puts his mind to it he could MAYBE whip up some chicken alfredo
- Loves his moms cooking more than anything else though
- He'd love taking a long drive to clear his head
- I feel like he'd be a pretty good driver but he has BAD road rage
- I think his guilty pleasure is bad reality tv like love island or too hot to handle
- I also think he'd really love YouTube
- He really likes the fact that he looks like his mom
- He has a lot of good memories of baking in the kitchen with Carla as a kid and her letting him lick the batter off the spoon before she cleans up (mommas boy eren you are real to me!!!)
- Chronic social media lurker like he has an ig and at least has a profile pic but he'd only have one or two posts (if he has any at all) and they're from forever ago. So it looks like he has no social media presence but he still looks at everyone else’s posts don't be fooled
- Maybe he'd post a story for special occasions but it's deleted after an hour or two
- If he's ever using a pen he won't stop clicking it (this annoys the hell out of Armin)
- I don't think he'd have any pets growing up, maybe a fish that lived for like a month
- Has to set like five alarms in the morning bc he'll sleep through them or turn them off and go back to sleep
- His room would be pretty clean but he HATES doing laundry
- Like his fits are good for about a week or two until he runs out of stuff to wear and then it's sweatpants and hoodies until he's forced to wash his clothes
- He's smart academically and pretty hardworking so he gets good grades but he can be a little ditzy when it comes to everyday stuff
- Like he comes home from grocery shopping and goes to put the milk in the fridge but there's already a carton in there bc he bought some earlier that week and forgot
- Or freaks out bc his car is making a weird noise when he's trying to back out only to find out it's bc the parking brake is still on
- I feel like he's realized he was walking in the wrong direction before but just kept going bc he was too embarrassed to turn around (Jean is guilty of this as well)
- Tries to be proactive about studying but he gets too busy or convinces himself he'll have time later so he always ends up cramming for every exam
- Somehow still does well though
- Can't sleep without the fan on and will frequently wake up with his covers thrown off the bed bc he gets too hot in the middle of the night
can you tell i love him so much and think about him all the time? likes and reblogs are appreciated :) thank you for reading all my stupid thoughts <3 (also the car thing may be based off something that happened to me and my friend the other day)
Eren seems like the type to crush hard on the new girl.
He'd volunteer to take you around the school and invite you to meet up at a coffee shop after school with him every day so you could catch up on information you missed out on the first few weeks.
He'd even offer to help you study late at night while you sit on his fat cock, getting slight rub on your clit whenever you'd answer a question right.
When you'd finish the entire paper he'd reward you by coming deep inside of you and cleaning you up.
imagine you want to learn how to do hair and who better than to practise on your babycakes Eren?? you ask him all shy n stuff and hes like “sure baby”. he’s sitting in the floor in between your legs and lets you do your thing, he also really likes the feeling of you tugging his hair>>>>, and then when it’s time to do his edges he geeks out and starts pursing his lips, pretending to check his nails all girly like, flicks his long hair over his shoulder dramatically and goes like “who’s driving this busss” while shaking his head and you’re literally dying of laughter and you’re telling him to stop otherwise you’ll mess up and he stops turns to look at you looking you up and down playfully, trying to contain his own laughter n he’s like “girl don’t mess up my edges” while using his middle fingers to flick some hair out of his face, emphasising the s with a screw of his lip. then y’all break into that ugly, funny type of laughter reserved for when y’all are only together. sighh you love his silly ass.
good morning lovely, hope you have a wonderful day!
been thinking about eren as per usual... if you had to pick one, do you think he'd prefer to give head or receive? im sure he likes both im just curious about your opinion!
HI LOVELY! why did i just see this okay hi excellent question
i'm going to go with give and NOT even in a self-indulgent way (bc don't we all love a bf that only wants to give head lol), but in the sense that i think, for eren, sex is the ~main event~. he doesn't want to risk busting too early and especially not getting so close he can only have sex for a bit. i think if you tapped out in the middle of fucking and begged to finish him with your mouth he'd be thrilled, but he's just such a giver and so fixated on the action of actually fucking you that he would much prefer that over getting head i think!!!!
JAY U DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW OBSESSED I AM WITH THE IDEA OF CUDDLY EREN.
I HEADCANON HIM AS NATURALLY REALLY WARM LIKE A SPACE HEATER.
LIKE BRUH. I BET U ANYTHING HIS HUGS ARE SO NICE. I AM SO SMALL, SO HE WOULD LITERALLY ENGULF ME.
HHHNNNGGGH
Same I am pretty small and tend to run cold most of the time so having eren as my own personal heater is a DREAM skdkdkf
And yeah I also hc him as one of those people that always runs very warm!! 😩 he would be such a good cuddle buddy in the winter months. He would like to hug you close and tuck you under his chin, loves holding you no matter if he’s spooning you or if your face is buried in his chest🥺 and after a long day he just likes to flop on top of you on the sofa/in bed. He’s now your weighted blanket because he will NOT move. Likes to hug you randomly at random times of the day (when he knows it’s not going to disrupt a really important task or anything). And he feels so nice you could just melt into him. And oh my god mark my words, once you are cuddling or hugging, eren will NOT be the first one to let go, that responsibility will always fall upon you lol bc he refuses to let go. Eren definitely whines when you tell him you need to leave for class or something and it hurts you because you too very much want to stay wrapped up in his arms 😭 He’s so obnoxiously clingy but we wouldn’t have him any other way 😌😌😌
Picture being an “injured” Eren’s bimbo nurse and the only way to heal him is to suck him dry. After all, his cock is aching and it is your job to alleviate any pain and discomfort your patients have, right?
