#eric cartmen

[lemoncheesesquare]

Poor butters

[ryanmypoorlittlemeowmeow]

started writing a fanfic and gave up on the second chapter how do you guys even do this

[fluckingfeathers]

"get outta the way fatass!"

[msdragon]

I see ya everywhere what is your secret???? 🤨📸

Being awesome 😎

[fairydust-stuff]

South Park characters as Sweet but Psycho lyrics She’ll make you curse

BUT SHE A BLESSING 

You’ll play along let her lead you on 

You’ll be saying no no then yes yes, yes cause  she messing with your head

oh she’s sweet but a psycho 

So left but she’s right though! 

At night she screaming outta my mind 

grab a gun kinda crazy  

she’s poison but tasty 

Your just like me your outa your mind! 

I know its strange we’re both the crazy kind 

[hoosurdaddy]

Eʀɪᴄ Cᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴ Mᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛ.

Cᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴs ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ, ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀs ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ. Iꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀᴇᴅ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ. Nᴏᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.

Sᴇʀɪᴇs.

None.

Oɴᴇ sʜᴏᴛs.

Orgasm control. (Headcannons) (30/03/23).

Riding their face. (Headcannon) (12/04/23).

[real-south-park-confessions]

I really dislike the  ship Cartman and Butters, their friendship is fake and Butters deserves a lot better than that toxic fat pig Cartman.

[teenagedirtbagbaby87-blog]

Things South Park Has Taught Me

Kim Kardashian is a hobbit.

You'll lose the girl of your dreams to a rich blonde who speaks about the revolution

Satan is a raging homosexual

It's okay to trick a kid into eating his parents-if he tricked you into gluing his pubes to your face.

If you want to touch your hypothetical boyfriend's penis, you can't just go grabbing for it

Asains are the ones who decide who is and isn't gay