For the AU ask meme! If you want to I had an idea: Undertale cooking show AU (you can leave it as normal monsters or make it a human AU, your preference) where Undyne, Papyrus, Temmie, and anyone else you want to throw in are contestants on a cooking show.
im laughing so FUCKING HARD because now all I can imagine is Undyne and Papyrus on Chopped
like ok imagine. Chopped. Mettaton’s hosting, contestants are Undyne, Papyrus, Temmie and Muffet. Temmie gets eliminated first round because he presents nothing but a raw egg on a plate. Undyne goes second round because she literally lights the kitchen on fire and doesn’t have a dish to present. Papyrus loses in the desert round because he’s fucking made spaghetti for the other 2 and he can get away with spaghetti for the appetizer and entree round but goddamn Papyrus spaghetti is not a desert. Muffet takes the money and uses it for helping spiders and also for making it rain whenever the fuck she feels like it
Mettaton spends the entire in-between round posing on the judges table. The judges are Frisk, Alphys, and Toriel. Toriel always votes nicely and Alphys drags everyone but Undyne through the mud. Frisk tries to be ruthless but genuinely feels bad about how hopeful everyone looks and their dreams and just sort of grins and bears it.
This got out of hand omfg I can’t stop laughing THIS IS SO MUCH I WISH I COULD DRAW
