#eso headcanon

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My Skyrim falmer oc, Hasseel bloody after a battle with a dragon and getting a word of power.

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Snow elf Headcanons

- Snow elves (falmer) have blue blood (I like to think that Snow elves didn’t originate from the Summerset Isles and thus aren’t related to the other elves/mers)

- Snow elves’s (falmer) hair is similar to poler bear fur were the hair is actually transparent

- The snow elves (falmer) were a very tall race, some where tall enough to tower over the tallest high elves (almer) (Hasseel is considered average height at 6 feet 9 inches)

- Snow elves (falmer) would cut their hair if they lost a battle. The bigger the lose the more hair they cut, but they would never shave their heads. It was said that the Prince never cut his hair until the Nords came. (Hasseel cut his hair because he came back to life but his family didn’t and he lost everything thus he has short choppy hair)

- Snow elves (falmer) would shave the heads of their deceased loved ones, keep their hair, and then burn their bodies, ceremoniously of course

- Snow elves (falmer) have a high body temperature to be able to live in the northern parts of Skyrim. They would not do well in places like Hammerfell or Summerset Islas, they would need enchanted armor or some kind of ice spell for their journey across Tamriel

That’s all I can think of right now, but if you have any headcanons about snow elves I would like to hear them ^^



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Warning ⚠️ NSFW

Sorry for any misspellings I wrote and finished this super late😅

Skyrim OC, Hasseel x Teldryn Sero

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-Hasseel is a bit sensitive (after being stuck in ice for around 3 eras he’s a bit touch starved)

-Teldryn loves to make Hasseel blush and to see how red he can get be for things turn spicy

-Both like to dominate but because Hasseel is so touch starved he usually ends up be submissive

- At the start of their relationship Teldryn and Hasseel budded heads and had to always find some middle ground but time went on and got caught in more than one life or death situation they have grown pretty close to say the least

- When Teldryn found out Hasseel is not only a snow elf but the last Dragonborn he he was fascinated to say the least. He wouldn’t go as far as to poke and prod like Neloth, he would just as millions of questions

“Hasseel, Hasseel!”

“Yes Sero...”

“Can Snow elves talk to snow animals like how Bosmer can talk to forest animals?”

“...”

“It 2 in the f*cking morning Sero”

“...”

“That didn’t answer my question.”

***Side note I know I said snow elf blood is supposed to be blue but I was already done when a remembered sooo 😅😅😅

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I FOUND OUT SOMETHING KINDA AMAZING.

(Spoilers for Yasuke)

So there’s this show on Netflix called Yasuke, right, and there’s this character on the show called Abraham who is voiced by

This guy! Dan Donohue!! The same guys that voices Teldryn Sero!!!

What I’m trying to get at is some of the lines voiced by this character sound a lot like Teldryn and..... just look at this....



So yeah 😅 that my little discovery

(Definitely not freaking out or anything)

Now if you don’t mind I’m gonna go die in peace now.

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Alternative interpretations of the Traitor’s Vault in ESO

Those dead classmates had it coming somehow and everybody on the island knew it. They die in some kind of magical accident - a canonically common occurrence - and Vanus is doing a pis-poor job of not looking smug about it (maybe because he had warned them about the risk and they blew him off). Mannimarco figures Vanus might enjoy seeing those two being put to good use, and walks them up to Vanus's lab to show them off. But as we know, Vanus does not take it well.

The comment about missing classmates is because the bodies had gone missing a few days earlier and some of the more naïve of the order had been gossiping about it. Vanus, being just as naïve, overhears it. Or maybe they were gossiping about it tongue in cheek (because necromancy might be an open secret back then) and Vanus overhears, but being an innocent little sweetie coddled by Iachesis, doesn’t catch the context.

He tells on him to Iachesis and is floored when Iachesis either gives Mannimarco a slap on the wrist or tells Vanus himself off for stirring up trouble. I'm imagining Iachesis as having a very shaky truce with the resident necros at this point given Vastarie’s note about other necros leaving with/after Mannimarco.

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Alternatively, Mannimarco did actually murder those two indirectly. He overhears/Vanus bitches to him later about how they're going to get themselves killed doing xyz and totally deserve whatever happens to them and Mannimarco decides to try and make Vanus smile by arranging a perfectly probable "accident.” No good deed amiright?

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All those zombies and bone summons we find in that vault are NOT murder victims, (at least not all of them), they are simply Artaeum’s dead, possibly from small neighboring islands and towns of non-Psijics.

They are all, without exception, wearing Ancient Elven robes, NOT Psijic robes. Ancient elven robes are ancient for a reason, so probably not readily available in-universe unless you have a habit of raiding museums – or crypts. In fact, the only NPCs who wear those robes are the undead, the Ayleids, and Vanus’s guild, whose robes are heavily modeled on them –and for the archmagister himself, are the EXACT SAME ROBES.

So wtf Vanus? Either he has an even bigger hard on for self-mortification than I thought [constantly wearing a reminder of the un-restful dead] or he identifies with those ‘ancient’ ways more than he lets on. Or maybe he just likes the style lol.

At any rate, Vanus does identify those two thralls in that vault scene as his classmates, which means that they were presumably Psijics. And Mannimarco took the time and initiative to redress them in Vanny's favorite style, even though I can’t think of any pragmatic reason to do so.

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ESO Headcanon

I like to think that at some point Dringoth and Calion meet up while wandering and end up traveling together for a time. They eventually end up in Hammerfell and scare the shit out of almost every Redguard that’s in their vicinity.