When Gudetama didn’t know what to do, he unhinged his jaw and took a chunk out of the man’s face.
When I was getting drunk and going through the SCP wiki around 2 AM last night I learned this about the SCP Foundation's mascot:
Highly adaptable, Gudetama is able to resist torture, bullying, and threats to its life. Gudetama is able to eat nearly anything, with the exception of salt, and is very loyal to those who serve its needs. Due to its state of lethargic paralysis, it is highly susceptible to manipulation.
In general the SCP Foundation seems like a place that would give me very mixed feelings










