Blessed by a Trickster
Chapter Four: The Scary Part? He's Tiny
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Warnings: None!
Word Count: 763
You stood at the helm of the ship, next to Eurylochus, who kept glancing at you when he thought you weren’t looking. He’s rather awful at judging that.
“Is something wrong?” You asked, turning to him.
“What?”
“You keep looking at me weirdly.”
Eurylochus hummed, debating whether or not to tell the truth. He settled with telling half of it.
He shrugged. “Nothing’s wrong.”
You raised an eyebrow. “I don’t believe you in the slightest.”
Eurylochus was saved from having to try and stutter out an excuse by Polites, who sprinted up to you, barely acknowledging the second in command’s presence with a small nod as he turned to you.
Polites’s glasses kept slipping off his nose and he continued to adjust them as he spoke. “There’s an island- Ody thinks it might be- what the lotus eaters were- talking… about.”
You blinked. “Oh,” was all you said.
Polites raised his eyebrows. “Oh?” He demanded. “That’s the first thing you think to say?” You shrugged. “Pretty much, yeah.”
Eurylochus snorted in amusement and Polites narrowed his eyes mockingly at his friend.
Then the world seemed to move in slow motion. Eurylochus was speaking to you, but you couldn’t hear a word he was saying. You yourself seemed to move fine; you could shake out the stiffness in your arms and legs in normal time. You snapped your fingers in front of Polites’s face, but you didn’t get a reaction.
You heard laughter from above your head, and you looked upward.
“Reveal yourself,” you ordered.
“Hm… I don’t think I will.”
You smirked. “I meant, please reveal yourself, Lord Hermes.”
A handsome yet short man appeared before you. He had a mop of curly light brown hair and a black mask covering his eyes. The snakes that were curled around his staff flicked their tongues at you as the tiny wings on his sandals flapped. “How did you-” He looked down at himself in surprise and yelped.
He gave you a reproachful look. “Please don’t do that again, little lady,” he said, shaking his caduceus at you.
You crossed your arms. “Hello, Lord Hermes. Please stop stalking me.”
Hermes giggled and glided around you, studying your stance and scars. “Now, now,” he chided. “You shouldn’t talk to a potential patron like that!”
You raised your eyebrows. “Patron?” You asked, unable to keep the skepticism from your voice.
“Oh, yes.” Hermes came to a stop in front of you, still hovering a few feet above the ground. “I’ve been watching you for quite some time, Y/N of Ithaca.”
“Yeah, I sort of got that part. Your voice in my head and all.”
Hermes laughed again. “Ooooh. Quick-thinker, too, I see.” The tips of his sandals skimmed the deck of the ship as he looked at you thoughtfully. “I think of myself as lucky to have reached you first, before any other god could offer to be your mentor.”
You blinked.
“Come on,” the god urged. “I’m sure Odysseus has told you of his own mentor, Athena? Shame she abandoned him.”
“I-I…” You couldn’t finish, your mind skimming through the possibilities of how this could end. “What could you offer? Why should I not wait for a different god or goddess like Ares or Artemis?”
“So glad you asked!” Hermes beamed. “I am the god of thieves. I will teach you how to steal more than objects in the heat of the moment. I will teach you how to detangle hidden meanings and important information from the most confusing of sentences.”
You tilted your head slightly. That skill sounded useful.
“I am the god of travelers,” he continued. “I can aid you in your journey home.”
“I am the god of speed. I can train you so hard, you’ll have more stamina than any man. You’ll be as fast as Achilles was.”
“I am the god of language, and I can teach you the skill of negotiating-”
“Let me sleep on it,” you interrupted.
“Oh.” Hermes gave you a sad smile. “You won’t be sleeping tonight.”
“What do you-”
Suddenly everything sped up, leaving you stumbling. Eurylochus grabbed your shoulders to steady you. You could feel Polites’s concerned gaze on your back as you grabbed Eurylochus’s forearms in an attempt to make the world stop spinning.
“Whoa,” Eurylochus said as you swayed slightly. “What’s wrong, Y/N?”
You opened your mouth to respond, only to slump forward.
“I forgot about how fragile mortals are,” Hermes giggled inside your head. “You might be having that sleep earlier than either of us expected.”
Then you blacked out.












