#evan r

[frecklesselff]

Genderbend about the marauders era

(MADE STRICTLY FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSES)

These are just my headcanons but I really hope someone enjoys them. :))

Prt. 3

Regina Melania Black

• That very strange girl

• Unlike her sister, she adores her long hair and wants it even longer

• Maxi skirts/dresses are her favorite wardrobe items

• Brown smoky/doll-like makeup

• Has lesbian vibes and 100% "taught her best friend how to kiss" (in her head they were dating)

• Zero skills walking in heels (Sirius says she is adopted)

Barbara Crouch

• A girl-girl to the core.

• Her father was disappointed by her birth. She, in turn, is disappointed by having a father.

• Her "all men are assholes" lifestyle is reflected in how she kisses some random blonde.

• — "Sorry, darling, for being right."

• At some point, she’ll get tired of putting up with it and bring a shotgun to school.

Evanna A. Rosier

• Addicted to that very hairstyle.

• Obsessed with the aesthetics of the '60s and can't shake this hyper-fixation for years.

• That very same friend of Barbara.

• There was a period in childhood of "I hate pink."

• Sees no difference between jumping off a cliff and going outside without makeup and hairstyling.

• Has a gay friend.

[cann1bal-kitt3n-x]

[dolohov-a]

Às vezes eu acho que minha agenda é complicada demais, mas aí me lembro de você. Três semanas pra conseguirmos marcar de tomar alguma coisa, mas finalmente, o raio de sol aí me concedeu um horário. 

Acho que arrumar uma assistente é uma boa ideia, Evan, urgentemente.

[dolohov-a]

O que foi que vocês fizeram aqui dentro?! O quarto está um caos, Evan, alguém invadiu o dormitório enquanto eu estava na biblioteca ou o que?!

[aellacrouch]

Pode parar de ficar fazendo esse barulho? O que tem de errado com você pra respirar tão alto assim?

[dolohov-a]

Amycus Carrow, Evan Rosier, Nicolai Mulciber & Antonin Dolohov (aka Slytherin's Mean Girls).

[dolohov-a]

evnrsier said: Segunda pessoa mais inteligente do mundo? Estou realmente curioso para saber quem seria a primeira… embora eu já desconfie da sua resposta.

Essa pessoa seria eu, óbvio, quem mais seria? E nem tente, no fundo você também concorda com isso.

[fictions-tout-terrain]

Léandre le chien romantique

Evan R