#evan rosier coded

[cabbihugger]

if I see one more post of these tall alt guys complaining that they don’t have a feral little shit to be their Barty. I’m gonna lose my shit. We’re right here. We’re the fuckos making sex Pinterest boards and listening to maneskin or some shit. Just come grab one of us I swear to fucking-

[cabbihugger]

the skittles as a genuine conversation I had today

Barty: “you know it’s getting weird how many blondes we got in the group”

Regulus: “yeah but it was weird when panda and evan had they’re natural hair”

Barty: “WAIT THEY ARENT BLONDE?”

the whole fucking group: “…..”

Pandora: “babes- we’re black”

(Yes we then proceeded to have an interesting conversation on the generalized genetics and that yes there are many black individuals with blonde hair but it’s not overly common in parts of the world)

[cabbihugger]

My friend: he’s vanilla…

me: yeah, you’ve see my fanfic I like works in progress.

:)