Crack on Trees

Will nerd out. 19yrs He/him Please take the door on your way out

[khvylovy]

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

[glascoo]

the montagues !! i like to think benvolio's mom is a baddie

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

according to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) young remus lupin had long-ish hair & the marauders fandom is collectively too scared to adress it

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

There was a year where James was above the age of consent and Regulus was below it, meaning that every time James pissed him off, Regulus threatened to call the police.

[schmergo]

you would not believe your abs

if 23 Roman stabs 

[surfeit-of-stoats]

everyone go home this one wins

[under-the-mud]

jegulus doing the lipstick kisses tiktok trend except it's trans!regulus who just came out and is trying to find his balance between masculinity and femineity and so it's james being the one to wear lipstick and kiss regulus all over and when regulus sees himself covered in kisses from james' mouth he gets the biggest rush of euphoria and they're both just sitting there happy and euphoric in their own ways and no thoughts just love drunk

[cabbihugger]

joined the marauders fandom with a mild fictional crush on a depressed druggie werewolf- five years later I would let James potter rail me like a south bound freight train going 230 miles due east carrying 500 pound of transaction goods-

[indigostation]

Remus thought the day Regulus proposed to have a relationship was the happiest of his life, but now that he cries himself to sleep every night, he's not sure

Every day Regulus takes someone else's hand during breakfast in the great hall, kisses other lips between classes, runs to after a quidditch victory and takes to hogsmeade for that stupid, ridiculous tea place

while he only gets heated kisses during their weekly patrol together, a few hidden messages inside library books and messy fucks inside broom closets

it seemed so romantic in the beginning

[cabbihugger]

so like hey- stop making me cry in lecture about a ship I didn’t even like two weeks ago-

pls.

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[cabbihugger]

the skittles as a genuine conversation I had today

Barty: “you know it’s getting weird how many blondes we got in the group”

Regulus: “yeah but it was weird when panda and evan had they’re natural hair”

Barty: “WAIT THEY ARENT BLONDE?”

the whole fucking group: “…..”

Pandora: “babes- we’re black”

(Yes we then proceeded to have an interesting conversation on the generalized genetics and that yes there are many black individuals with blonde hair but it’s not overly common in parts of the world)

[outromoony]

There were many things Sirius never said:

"I love you."

To James, before he died.

"I’m sorry."

To Remus, before he disappeared.

"I never hated you."

To Regulus, before it was too late.

"I was scared too."

To Peter, before they lost each other.

[deswhomst]

I am a Potterhead but more in a Regulus Black gives James Potter head kinda way

[the-wxter-is-fine]

Barty and Pandora are the psychos, they do the unsafe stuff, they blow up potions, modify spells, eat plastic, and say the freakiest stuff.

Dorcas and Evan are the criminals, they also do unsafe stuff, they run the illegal drug businesses, gift their friends things they stole from others, make the most money, and speak of their illegal activities in the most casual way ever.

Meanwhile Regulus is just trying to ensure his four idiots don't get themselves killed/expelled/sent to Azkaban.

[princessofwallachia]

[reggiesfavkinnie]

controversial marauders opinion time!!

stop complaining when people have a different hcs than you. it doesn’t matter if someone else wants to “babygirlify” a character in THEIR fic or THEIR hc because it’s THEIR opinion. if you have a different opinion that’s fine, but it’s weird to get mad at someone else’s hcs, because this is fanon NOT canon and it’s okay for someone’s hcs to not perfectly align with canon! for example, one day i might wanna read genderfluid soft sirius and one day i might wanna read canon compliant complex sirius. WHO CARES! LIFE GOES ON! 😘

[lirenthenonlyrist]

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK!!!!

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

can we please normalise having hairy legs?

I don’t know if people know this, but shaving or waxing your legs is actually such a fucking work out

I have a very tiring life. I have autism and depression, so I get tired quite easily. I wake up at 6 in the morning to wake up myself so that when it hits 7, I can get ready. I go to school and then I come home to a toxic household, so yeah, I may not be able to shave my legs because of how tired I am

I have to wear a dress at my school. It is the uniform. It makes me feel good about myself, but I can’t help but feel self conscious about myself legs because I haven’t shaved them. that in itself is tiring as fuck

[classic-coquette8495]

[cabbihugger]

@shiny-boii