#everman

[sweetiepotatofry]

Balance is Everman's kid being a nonbinary hippie who spends all day ranting about how to be a good person.

[everelffan]

Evergreen : i need boobs.

Evergreen *search for Elfman* : Here.

Elfman : Hello-

Evergreen *bang into Elfman*.

Elfman :

Elfman : I love you too

[sethevermanstan]

Au where Seth Everman is in The Little Mermaid, and gets stabbed by Ariel.... But in the kinky way.

[derzauberermitlilabademantel]

@setheverman explain please.

[xpacestuff]

yes

@setheverman is a very interesting person. thank you for existing, swedish friend

[angelhummel]

Sam: Hey bro can I get a sip of your water?

Puck: It’s not water.

Sam: Vodka! I like your style

Puck: It’s vinegar

Sam:

Sam: What-?

Puck: It’s vinegar,

Puck: Pussy.

[rukidding]

people who are ‘tumblr famous’ cannot be real. Glumshoe? a fairy blogging from a tree house. Seth Everman? a snake person posting from his swedish cave home. They’re not real people, wake up, Tumblr. 

[ignoredpotato]

Mr. Evermen