#every author ever

[tags-ao3]

fluff chapters and dark chapters

and everything in between

[queen-of-the-stingrays]

Authors be like to every one of their characters: I brought you into this world and I most definitely can take you out. 

[plume8now]

Someone: I can't wait for next chapter!

Me, the author, under my breath: ... I have bad news for you

[vocaloidasthingsivesaid]

Rin: HOLD ON FBI AGENT, IT'S FOR RESEARCH

[unpopular-cryptid]

Authors: Yes and just a pinch of sass and… Ta-da! Now I just wait for everyone to fall in love with them. Readers: AHHHH OHMYGODS THEY’RE SO ADORABLE I LOVE THEM FHSIGHRIABFIRBEJSIA!!!! I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO THEM!! Author: … Reader: … Character: … Oops.

[rowan-stole-my-heart]

[just-a-url-doing-url-things]

Authors be like

Author: I see you like that character

Author: It will be a shame

Author: If that character died

[koibitotejasper]

I have this really bad feeling all my readers are going to hate me after this chapter