A 100% totally correct quote blog

A Vocaloid incorrect quotes blog of shit me and my friends say. Solo-mod blog, run by Renegade Mod. Icon & header by Arusechika. This blog runs on a queue! Posts post at 12 PM and 6 PM EST daily.

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Tumblr won't let me edit my original pinned anymore (I'm guessing bc it's on the old post system?) soooooooooooooo here's a new pinned!

Welcome to vocaloidasthingsivesaid! I’m Renegade Mod (xe/it/snarl), sole mod of this blog since 2020, with no plans to go anywhere. My mod title comes from the song 'Ego Reneage Boy' by Flavor Foley. My header & icon come from the music video & promo by Arusechika.

This is an all original incorrect quotes blog, made exclusively from things that me, my friends, my fiance, and my partners have said! This blog generally isn't the safest space for people under 18, since we do use a lot of NSFW and dark humor.

This blog features any and all VOCALOIDs, UTAUloids, and SynthV voicebanks! My posts primarily focus on the Cryptonloids, Teto/the Triple Baka Squad, and the original synths Eleanor, Genbu, & Aiko, but I try to post about other Vocaloids/UTAUs/Synths too!

This blog posts quotes twice a day at 12 PM and 6 PM EST!

PSA: THIS BLOG IS ON HIATUS AS OF 5/28/26, SEE POST FOR INFO

FANART TAG | MAIN BLOG

I don’t accept submissions of other quotes.

I DO accept random Vocaloid/SynthV and song based asks!

Running jokes: Miku/Neru/Teto Are The Triple Baka Squad, Teto’s House Fire, The George Lopez Saga, Discord Kitten Saga, The Piss Archives, Kagamines Birthday Posts, Oliver Being American, The Fire Nation, Drunk Meiko, Luka Has Autism, The Hatsune Miku Religion, Luka is an Ao3 Author

BLOG HEADCANON/SONG/SHITPOST CONTINUITY

Rin & Len: Adopted by MEIKO, Artists, WLW/MLM Solidarity, Rin is a Warriors nerd, Len is a Genshin Impact nerd, Len always dies

Hibiki & Ring: Canon Vocaloids

MEIKO: Certified Alcoholic MILF

Miku: Resident Stardew Valley player & Alex's wife

Teto: Genshin Impact nerd, Succubus chimera

Flower: Genderfluid + Nonbinary They/Them icon

DO YOUR DAILY CLICK FOR 🇵🇸 OR ILL BITE YOU

I’M ALSO MOD KOKICHI OVER ON @crackanronpa SO SOME OF THE QUOTES ON THIS BLOG MAY ALSO BE QUOTES ON THERE!! I draw them from the same source (the archive of funny shit from a Discord I’m in with friends), so you might see some cross-posting!

DNI if you:

Fit the basic dni criteria

Are anti-punk

Are MAP / NOMAP

Are pro-censorship

Are queerphobic, including against xenogenders/neopronouns

You think threatening minors is justifiable

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hey guys, sorry to roll up in here with something serious yet again

i just wanted to say that, after the first week of june, this blog will be going on an indefinite hiatus

life hasn't been great. as of today, my house has been sold out of my control, and me n my family are being forced to move. we're still not sure where we're going yet

with the state of the house and the way life has been lately i can't afford and don't want to sit down to work on the queue

until things get better, as i already said, this blog is going on hiatus

thank you guys for having the patience to put up with my days of missed queues and my random hiatuses, it means a lot that 400+ people have stuck around for this nightmare blog since 2019

this isn't a goodbye, it's a see you later when things are better

-renegade mod

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Ryuto: I have the reading capability of a 1th grader

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GUMI: The answer is they have a thing called protoform in the fandom thats both metal and flesh and thats what most fic authors go by

GUMI: However the wiki page also states that humans are never mentioned to do sexual reproduction

GUMI: So in theory the humans in transformers could canonically reproduce asexually

[hunterbunnyfields]

having to open my for sale thread on toyhouse once again for emergency purposes; currently sitting in the negatives on paypal and my checking acc was recently closed out of my control

prioritizing paypal purchases atm until i get this cleared

my toyhouse thread can be found here

i also have commissions open which can be applied for on my website

[vocaloidasthingsivesaid]

hate to reblog this here, but i have more reach here. and, along with the house situation, this is what i've been dealing with as well

again apologies for the serious posts

i'll be back with the shitposts when things are better

-renegade mod

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GUMI: My friend just sent me the most god awful link I've ever received…

GUMI: There's a wiki page on how transformers have sex?

Luka: I.

Luka: Hate this.

GUMI: Yea.

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Mikoto: Well, actually, all humans are edible

Mikoto: Especially those that are oreo flavoured

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Neru: RUN ME OVER

Miku: RUN ME OVER

Teto: RUN US OVER, COMMUNISM!!

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Teto: I'M SORRY

Miku: NO YOU'RE NOT

Teto: YOU'RE RIGHT I'M NOT, THAT WAS FUNNY

Miku: DIE

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Neru: You are your artificial swear inflation

Teto: 'Swear inflation' sounds like a niche fetish

Neru: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

Miku: So I would like to announce that I'm blocking Teto

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Teto: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I'M LOSING MIND MIND

Miku: TWO MINDS????

Miku: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE??!

Teto: FROM THE DID

Teto: I HAVE PLENTY MORE

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MEIKO: Sorry, my ass has been getting hunted by the muffin man: tentacle edition.

MEIKO: Anyways, huh?

KAITO: THE WHAT.

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Aiko: Ah! It appears to have done something!

Aiko: How perplexing!

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Luka: That goofy thing deserves better than something that's getting its entire plot thrown out the window.

Rin: Do you condone whorification?

Luka: Yeah.

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Miku: Divorced my wife because he left his keys up on the table

Miku: Because he wanted to

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Flower: I SPENT THE FIRST WEEK OF MY NAME CHANGE BEING CALLED DRACULA BY ANOTHER FRIEND

Flower: WHY DO YOU THINK I HAD THE HEART ATTACK

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Miku: Dracubible

Rin: That says the bibble

Miku: YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY DRACULA?!