#everything will kill you

[grandboute]

Everything will kill you... so choose something fun !

Surfing spirit !

[boanerges20]

Choose Something Fun...

[liarwinlove]

Katheri Store

[mired-in-halloween]

Everything That Will Kill You... From A to Z

[sephandthewolves]

Today was wild. Cleaning up piles of junk (literal junk) that’s been dumped outside the mobile site cottage at the farm and it’s all knackered wardrobes, old tyres, just.. junk. Don’t get me wrong, it’s all ours from the last 5+ years of consolidating and moving sheds etc.

So anyway, it’s about to spring, (is spring?) and that’s the worst time for snakes in Australia. They’re just waking up, venom stores nice and nasty from a big snooze.

My husband is handing me piles of stuff to chuck on the back of the Ute, (you can see where this is going right?) and he motherfucjer hands me an ex- chook food bag, filled with, I assume, other chook food bags.

I didn’t want to touch it without checking it for spiders (my main concern coz snakes are meant to move away if you thump around a lot, they feel the vibrations and just head in the other direction. In theory and we’ve been dragging heavy things across the concrete for hours at this point). Yeah. The fucking bag started moving.

My dumbass husband tried to hand me a bag of snake.

Not just any snake. One sleepy, toxic af, will totally kill you and then murder your family for fun dugite who’s just been woken up by us clowns.

Yeah nah. Not in the wedding vows. Not bloody likely. Ugh ☹️

[swampxwitchxhattie]

𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚

[jaysonology]

[boxohobo]

Evil often comes in the “bratty/obnoxius” variety in Jojo, I notice