Feeling blah, so I decided to do some Evguel (Evan x Miguel) HCs using the Ship OTP questions from awhile back :D I definitely see this ship as the least angsty of the DEH ships I enjoy, and I really needed some fluff today. Also TY to @djbead123 because some of these are from hcs that we discussed together :D
1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop? Miguel would totally rock the seat and Evan would be like “STAHP OR NO CUDDLES LATER!”
2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time? I hc Miguel as the flirty, sassy one in the relationship, so probably Miguel. Although Miguel has really brought Evan out of his shell, so he would definitely feel more comfortable initiating sexy times, as well
3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time? They both love taking a bath together. But it’s their Relaxing Time. Especially when Evan’s sick. When Evan’s sick, they’ll take a bath and Miguel will sing softly to him, and Evan often falls asleep. Shower time is sexy time tho
4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on? Miguel would totally walk around nekkid and Evan would be like “omfg can you please put some clothes on but also plz don’t because i’m enjoying the view”
5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight? Neither, they sleep better together. Miguel is always cold so he likes to snuggle up to Evan, who’s always warm. Miguel be like “I’m still mad at u but come cuddle. But no talk. Just cuddle.” And Evan be like “ugh fine, cuddle. but i’m mad too. so no talk. just cuddle.”
6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep? Can 100% see Miguel taking pics of Evan. But then Evan’s like “pls don’t?” So Miguel stops.
7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”? Evan said it first, but then he freaked out, worrying Miguel didn’t feel the same way, and that he’d hate him now. Miguel calms Evan down and then assures him he does, in fact, feel the same way. Although Evan has really come out of his shell with Miguel, he still has bad days where his anxiety is just awful. On those days, his brain tells him dumb things and he and Miguel will fight, and then Miguel will be like “Because I love you. Stop doubting that.”
8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts? Evan loves wearing Miguel’s sweatshirts because they smell like him and comfort him.
9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after? Miguel wakes Evan up to tell him about cool dreams. Evan has nightmares, and Miguel sings him to sleep
10) Who is more likely to cheat? Neither. This is my blanket answer for all my ships and it won’t change.
11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? Miguel has to do both. He makes fun of Evan a lot, but in a teasing, good-natured way. And on Evan’s Bad Days, he has to reassure him that they’re in a relationship and he loves him.
12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen? Miguel would 100% start the food fight.
13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer? Evan doesn’t think he can sing AT ALL. But he loves listening to Miguel sing, and they sing in the car a lot
14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops? Evan definitely loves holding Miguel’s hand, even though Miguel has cold hands. Miguel would 100% pinch and grab Evan’s butt, and it makes him squeak every time, which makes Miguel VERY happy. Evan slides his hands around Miguel’s waist. He’s also the one to put his fingers in Evan’s belt loops and pull him close
15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist? Neither. I mean, MAYBE Miguel because I could kinda see him being into art and calligraphy.
16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed? Miguel is more seductive ALL the time. He’s just a giant flirt. Drunk Evan is very flirty, too. Evan used to be really quiet in bed because he was nervous he would sound weird but Miguel has reassured him that he doesn’t need to hold back, ever
17) Who is more protective? Miguel. Evan’s anxiety still sometimes makes him feel really crappy and he doesn’t always defend himself. Miguel will literally bitch slap someone if they mess with Evan.
18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping? Neither. They either sleep, or they’re up and talking. Although I could see Evan staring at Miguel while he’s asleep, shocked that this beautiful boy loves him and wants to be with him.
19) Who drives and who has the window seat? Miguel drives, Evan has the window seat.
20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed? Evan falls asleep very easily when he and Miguel are cuddled up on the couch, and Miguel carries him to bed
21) Who cuts the others hair? Neither
22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day? Evan is SO bad at sexting, omg. Miguel teases him for it, too. They both send encouraging messages to the other throughout the day, though
23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry? Evan doesn’t think he’s good enough for Miguel - at least in the beginning, and on bad days. I definitely think, over time, he’d become more confident in himself and the relationship. But at certain times, Evan definitely feels like he’s going to mess things up and lose Miguel. And Miguel is like, “Nope, you’re stuck with me.”
24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them? Evan thinks he’s a bad dancer, but Miguel loves dancing with him, and picking him up and kissing him.
25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? Miguel. Again, he’s the goofy silly flirty joker, and he LOVES making Evan blush. But once in awhile, Evan comes out with something that makes Miguel laugh so hard, he can’t breath. And Evan’s always very proud of himself for that.
26) Who kissed first? Evan kissed Miguel first, very impulsively. And then he was like “OMG i shouldn’t have done that! I should have asked first. I shouldn’t have assumed. I mean, it’s cool if you don’t like me that way, I’ll just..” And he tries to run away and Miguel grabs his hand and is like “Nope, you stay” and kisses him back. And Evan just.. melts into the kiss.
27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark? Evan has trouble sleeping (nightmares, like I said, plus stupid anxiety insomnia). He often accidentally wakes Miguel up with his restlessness, but Miguel is like “no worries, I’m craving pizza anyway!” And they order food and watch netflix
28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Neither. I mean, Evan likes to write and Miguel likes to sing. But I don’t see them writing poems and love songs.
29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires? Miguel would definitely pull a crazy stunt and end up in the emergency room
30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute? Miguel wears contacts. The first time Evan saw him in his glasses, he flipped out about how cute he was, and Miguel was like “I disagree but ok” and now, when he and Evan hang out at each other’s houses, he wears his glasses instead of fussing with his contacts. But in public, he still wears his contacts as much as he can.
