May 21
I think a young woman who grew up partially on a third-world planet and partially in a religious commune would react very well to being cornered by police and involuntarily hospitalized in a bright white sterile environment full of strangers and I think it would be funny to add medical bills on top of wedding costs for a twenty-five-year-old guy working an entry-level position one month before the wedding and I think this would not create any resentment for either party about being medicalized against one’s will or about going into debt that would set the stage for further health and financial issues later on in their marriage
Meanwhile, I think their other friend should paint the kitchen a new color and learn how to bake sourdough
