#evil soraka

[stain-is-the-name]

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[freljord-le]

Evil Soraka snatches the Yordle-falvored bento box. "Yum!"

"I'll share the bento if you don't eat me..."

[asktheevilstarchild]

Evil Soraka's forbidden list for Piltover and Zaun

Your licence to do destructive testing on hextech machinery is permanently revoked.

.... Your licence to do any type of testing within Piltover or Zaun is also revoked.

Piltover's botanical garden is not an all-you-can eat buffet

You can't register as Vi's pet goat to avoid liability.

... you can't register as anyone's pet goat. Especially Caitlyn's.

[asktheevilstarchild]

KROMCH!

[sheriff-caitlyn]

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Soraka: I made tea. Caitlyn: I don’t want tea. Soraka: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Caitlyn: Then why are you telling me? Soraka: It is a conversation starter. Caitlyn: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Soraka: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[asktheevilstarchild]

“I do have a formal dress. Classy, hm? @not-a-support-soraka , ask befor you borrow it”

art by @shinaartificial

[asktheevilstarchild]

“Veigar, there are a few thing I learned recently that will catch your interest”

Art by @shinaartificial

[asktheevilstarchild]

Why do you always run around to cause chaos for no reason!?

“ I don’t cause full-blown chaos. ‘Mischief’ is more appropriate. So far, I’ve never been provoked enough to cause mass destruction in a village, or to provoke a war. Sorry, but no chaos. ““ Plus, I usually walk around to cause my mischief, not need to run for that, occasions come along pretty swell. The only good occasion to run is to escape a gank from an angry champion, or to catch up a Yordle dinner. Speaking about which, yum!”