#evil..

[thaltro]

I was an idiot and gave myself a concussion. Now I am hallucinating the potent smell of lemon zest 24/7.

It limits my screen time for the next few days because I’m told screens are bad for it

I will spend my short digital periods only working on nightwatch. Maybe if I hit the limit I’ll print it out and continue marking edits with a red pen as if I’m some professor grading an essay. But I’ve been told reading is also bad for concussions

Apparently everything is bad for concussions that’s all I’ve learnt. I’ll also maybe answer a few asks if I can quickly type them

[corevernal]

The Tis Bright Gunshow aren't just normal pirates.. they're also the worst kind of pirates possible...

INTERNET PIRATES /silly

[buttfrovski]

skinny cartman is an abomination

[simplymessingaboutinboats]

.🦾

[ghostlybfgf]

I’m gonna lick Higgs up and down, trust..

I wanted to bother you, but I didn’t know what to bother you about, so you get my unhinged thought. LMAO

please we love unhinged here i’m so ready, probably too ready. 🫣

i would lick him up and down, put those fingers in my mouth, let me kiss that chest, THOSE ARMS, i want to run my hands through his hair whilst stroking his co-

[draagu]

absolute snoozer

[infinibeep]

gnap