#evilblot

[evilblot]

Fighting art block with meme redraws? It's more likely than y'all think.

[dongtopus]

You get a Lamprologus callipterus but instead of collecting shells you hoard knowledge. Also in my mind's eye, your person is forever intrinsically connected to the people of the sea because of your Discord name, so! fhdjdjk

the fucked up eyes?

the blue lip-stache?

fuck yeah dude I dig it!

[milich96]

Congratulazioni dottoressa! Applausy e tanti augury, mo va a sfondarti di alcool e stuzzichini per tutti noi che te lo meriti uwu

In regalo un po' di nostalgia tamarra, tanto per <3c ✨💕✨💕

PAOLO BITTA UN UOMO CHIAMATO CONTRATTO!!

Grazie mille stella!💖💖💖 finalmente sono fuori dal tunnel jahahahaahh ⭐⭐⭐⭐

[foolishwritingssillyideas]

Henlo friend, what about Fallout 3 (or 4) for the fandom game ask? :3

Howdy howdy Blot! Thank you so much for the ask! I actually had a longer and more thorough thing written out but I lost it, so I'm going to give the shorter version. This is for Fallout 4, as I've played it more recently and have interacted more often with those characters. I played New Vegas and loved it, but I hardly interacted with anyone in favor of exploration/running from all the enemies.

Fallout 4 Fandom Ask/Answers!

Blorbo - I think most of Nick Valentine, the synth detective working out of Diamond City. I love everything about him. His voice, his style, his personality, his quests, all of them are fascinating and so worth the investment. He reminds me of Humphrey Bogart and I love both of them very much.

Scrunkly - Miss Edna! She's a Miss Nanny working alongside a teacher in the schoolhouse in Diamond City. She's in love with Mr. Zwicky and she's just so very sweet. The first time you meet them, you get to listen to them both, give them both help with their little problems. The next time you show up, they're getting married! I love that!

Scrimblo bimblo - Underrated/underappreciated - The Atom Cats! I love their little quest and each individual character. Aside from that, I love Oswald the Outrageous and I wish he had a more conclusive end to his quest.

Glup Shitto - Faraday, DiMA's companion in Far Harbor. I think he's really, really cool and I wish we knew more about him!

Poor little meow meow - I think Danse is pathetic because he reminds me of Buzz Lightyear. Don't ask me how that works, it just makes sense to me, but he's not the poor little meow meow. Preston is.

Horse plinko - Probably Cait! I live for angst, writing it out and developing it further. If it isn't Cait, it'd be Piper. I adore her and when I'm playing as my female Sole Survivor, Trinity Newmann, they're paired together.

Eeby Deeby - Superhell is beautifully developed for the Nukaworld raiders and the OG Shaun. Several of the Institute Members, too. I'd make Mason an Omega instead of an Alpha any day ;]

Thank you so much, again! You're always welcome to chat my way anytime, I love seeing your posts and getting notifs from you. I hope you're having a great week!

[dansdaughter]

Actually no, scrap that, I'm intrigued thus I wanna know more about them.

Like, dunno, how tall are they? Got any cursed fact about their anatomy? Are the symbols on their robes written in runes or is another kind of language? The fact that they share their sensory knowledge with one another means that if I poke one of them everyone else is going to feel it too or the master can actively "block out" unnecessary stimuli? Speaking of, how's their skin like in terms of touch? Because they seem like they'd be cold and with a marble or stone like texture kind of skin but that's just how I pictured them to feel like... Oh last thing, I read they understand sentimental bonds and relationships, so does that theorically mean you could date one?? ...I'm asking for scientific purpose of course, no other reasons at all nope.

Also sorry if I'm bothering you, I know my curiosity can be annoying af skskskksk

Ah, you found my wiki and fell for one of my demonic children, beautiful. It’s never a bother to ask about Astorian lore, it let’s me know what bits to prioritize and strengthen while I shotgun topics every now and again.

I’m more than happy to feed that curiosity, let’s see;

Piric Kyl are typically taller than most humans and Astorians, so roughly 6′5′’ - 7′3′’.

I don’t know if it’s cursed but they’re double jointed on all their limbs, and they can sometimes have holes in between their bones, like their hands and lower arms.

The symbols on their robes are a very old demonic language which predates Astorians, no one has ‘canonically’ been able to decipher it yet. But it’s similar in style to daedric, so curves and points.

It would partially depend on their master, if for example they were a Piric Kyl who swore allegiance to the demon lord Artun, lord of violence and pride, any painful interaction felt by the network would be shared by default.  But the master can filter unnecessary stimuli, and it is probably at least a 1/4th of it’s job to dictate what feelings come or go.

I’d think their skin would also sort of depend on their allegiance again, so for example if they were sworn to Levian, lord of lust and obsession, their skin might be very soft/velvety and warm compared to one sworn to Sariph, lord of paranoia and narrow-mindedness, who would have skin which is quite spiky and flaky.

As for dating one, I think it would be quite an abusive relationship to get into, they understand bonds but they’re not quite able to feel them as they don’t have a soul. 

All the devoid in the wiki at the moment are in the possession class of devoid, so a bit of a challenge on a dating scale. The breeding or destruction classes would be a bit easier imo.

P.s. glad you like them.

[esepoimipullula]

For the ship bingo, may I get uhhh... pete/trudy (because I lov them), italian!grandpa beagle/grandma duck (op your mind 😩👌🏻) and scrooge/brigitta (out of curiosity) pwease?

Oooh, thank you!! Those are some very good choices because I actually do have quite a few things to say about them. XD

Pete/Trudy:

It’s not quite an OTP, not in the sense that I crave more of it and I’m always ready to talk about it, but I love it and think it’s a very good ship. I know it sounds silly because she was literally made for him... but they’re really made for each other. They’re literal partner in crimes, a well-oiled team and even a battle couple where one’s strengths and peculiarities complement the other’s, and at the same time, they’re just two cute, silly romantics who give each other lovey-dovey nicknames. It might just be my love for villainous couples who genuinely love and care for each other talking here, but I think that’s an adorable dynamic. 

However, I am kind of picky about it. I remember reading some stories, years ago, where their domesticity was emphasized (which I did like) but the rest of their dynamic was... not that great. He thought she was a nag and she thought he was a boor, he didn’t care enough to remember dates and anniversaries and she was too demanding and uppity and had unreasonable expectations, he hated her cooking but couldn’t tell her that because she’d get angry and yell at him, there were jokes about her being fat or unladylike or both... sitcom married life, basically. I didn’t like that. I much prefer an expert thief Trudy who offers Pete some clever advice because they’re partners in work and in life and succeed or go down together, and a Pete who clearly loves her and likes being around her and cares about her opinions. Bonus points if they snark a bit at each other but like, mildly - not because they actually want to offend the other but because they’re generally snarky people. EXTRA bonus points if they use crime as a way to flirt or plot and execute crimes together like other people go on dates. I want them to have fun and make heart eyes at each other while robbing banks and whatnot. <3

My only exceptions are the Pete and Trudy in Wizards of Mickey and the ones in Cronache della Frontiera. Those are SO GOOD but it’s because of how lowkey or highkey fucked-up they are. And also because the Trudys in those universes are HOT. There, I said it. u.u 

I’m not the biggest WoM fan (the first seasons were pretty cool and had some really interesting concepts, but the ones that followed... eh) but seeing Trudy as a rugged, fabulous evil witch pirate, so sure of herself and competent, was super fun... just like her bickering and flirting with arrogant dark wizard Pete! 

When it comes to Cronache della Frontiera, where their relationship is Unhealthiness Central... oh, the shifting power dynamics! Badass established crime boss Trudy taking the inexpert, somewhat uncertain (and possibly younger?) newbie Pete in and being charmed by his cocky and determined attitude despite everything, finding out she does have a heart in the process, only for him to gradually become even darker than her and the driving force in their group! And the jealousy! The possessiveness! The love triangle that actually WORKS (at least for me, lol) because it’s not really a love triangle at all! The literal attempted murder! THAT is the problematic stuff I like to see, not some sexist trope about the old, fat (*eyeroll*) ball and chain!

Incidentally, WoM!Pete/Trudy and Cronache!Pete/Trudy are the reason I circled the “sexual” option. Thinking about Disney characters having sex might be weird, but those two couples? I’m 100% sure they FUCKED.

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Italian!Grandpa Beagle/Grandma Duck:

AAAAAAAAAAAAH, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! ;_______;

It all started with this story where the Beagle Boys and their Grandpa were arrested after a botched attempted at robbing the Quacktown post office and Grandma Duck took pity on them and offered to let them work off their sentence on her farm in hopes that they’d learn to be good citizens, and the boys slowly started to like honest work and having a kindly old lady around but old Grazia stubbornly clung to their traditional thieving ways despite his life having improved, too, so there was always this simmering tension between them. Or maybe it was the story where Grandma Duck got it in her head that there was actually some good in Grandpa Beagle and he liked her company so he tried not to steal around her, and the Beagles were like “wtf is happening” and Scrooge was outraged and kept trying to warn Elvira off that risky “””friendship””” (seh), and in the end he did steal something and she caught him except maybe it wasn’t really him and maybe she was unsure about their relationship and self-sabotaging by looking for any excuse to call it off and he didn’t like being with someone who didn’t trust him and/or couldn’t accept him as he was so they basically had a messy break up. Or maybe the one where everyone in Duckburg was literally brainwashed by their new phones except for them and Scrooge because ahahah old people hate technology, and they joined up in this badass old people heroic team to save the city, and Grandma and Grandpa had this nice little “oh, you’re pretty good at this!” “well, you’re not bad yourself!” moment while they took down the villains.

... okay, so I don’t really remember which one of these came first, but still, thanks to all of them I am DELIGHTED at the idea of this romance. I mean, they’re both smart, headstrong, driven, generally sensible, sometimes petty, pretty damn badass old people who believe very strongly in their own values? Except those values are pretty much opposite because she’s all about honesty and hard work and doing the right thing even when it’s difficult, but he takes pride in being a thief and wants to get rich by stealing? But then, they both care a lot about family and tradition? Except her family is fundamentally good if quirky and he literally encourages his to be ruthless criminals, and the traditions they care about reflect that? They’re basically foils, and the contrast and the similarities between them are both so strong... and so entertaining! 

And the soft old people romance! The possibilities for old-fashioned courting and quiet moments together just talking about their youth and the old days or about their families, the subtle but genuine compliments and expressions of affection, the rare but easy handholding and the heartfelt “I care about you”s...

I would DEFINITELY read fanfictions about them. But I think they would need to be either AUs (someone let them play a bickering couple in a parody or period story, PLEASE!) or, if set in regular Duckburg, either pre-relationship or mutual pining stuff. I’ve already seen them in a (sort of) romantic relationship in canon and it didn’t end well... and I honestly can’t see things ever ending any different. His nephews might come around and support them, especially if they liked her as a person and kind of came to see her as their grandma, too, like in that one story mentioned above, but I don’t think her family would. At least, not all of them, and especially NOT Scrooge, who’d do anything to keep them apart. Plus, unless he suddenly decided not to be a thief anymore or she decided to become a thief, too, - I can’t even tell WHICH option sounds more unlikely! - their differences would eventually drive them apart anyway. 

And that’s... kind of another thing I like about this ship, weirdly enough? The “it’s not unrequieted but it still can’t happen, and not because of any external pressure but because of who they are as people” angst. And the “I can’t be be with you because of who you are but I wouldn’t love you if you were anyone else” bittersweet angst/fluff combo. As the bingo square says, “it’s complicated.”

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Scrooge/Brigitta:

No offense to anyone who does like it... but I just don’t. I usually appreciate unrequieted ships for the angst, but here the obsessive aspect is a major turn-off for me. Especially in those stories where it’s portrayed as a positive thing, like an expression of True Love or a sign that Brigitta is a strong-willed person who just has to hold out a little longer or push a little harder before she finally gets the happy ending she deserves. Or in those stories where other characters suggest Scrooge is just playing hard to get. Or where he’s forced to endure a date with her as punishment for something. Or where he gets scolded for not agreeing to go out with her, rather than for treating her too rudely or taking advantage of her feelings to reach his goals. Just... let people not date people they don’t like that way, maybe?!

That’s not to say I don’t like Brigitta as a character. I do, I think she has potential, and I don’t like it when she gets the short end of the stick, either. Like when Scrooge uses her to get what he wants, or he treats her badly even if for once she’s not being the clingy, smothering person she usually is around him. 

I do like those rare moments where they get along and he’s nice to her because he wants to and not because he’s prompted by either guilt or pressure. But that’s not really enough to make me ship them. Like, I could see them as friends? Or as mentor and pupil or equal business partners, since she’s a businesswoman in her own right? Bur never as romantic partners.

I’d say I wouldn’t read fic about them, but I actually did, once. It was a sad story about Scrooge dying and Brigitta trying to rebuild her life without him when he had been her goal and purpose for so long, and it had hints of Scrooge/Goldie, but technically, it still counts. And I actually wouldn’t mind reading more stuff like that... with Brigitta learning to let go and live her own life for herself.

[funnywiccan]

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Name: Marina (Mari for my friends)

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Favourite Animal: basically there’s no living creature that I don’t love, but I tend towards felines in general

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[pumpkingeorge]