Idk, just a thought.
Bruce: WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE, JASON
Dick: Pfft okay
Bruce: What do you mean by that?
Dick: Just saying, for a family that "doesn't kill", we have a pretty high kill count
Jason: Whaaaa?
Dick: Yeah, all things considered, Cass has the lowest count. You'd know this if you talked to us
Bruce: Dick, what are you talking about?
Jason: Wait! Replacement has a kill count???
Dick: He holds the record for most kills currently
Bruce and Jason: WHAT?
Dick, a little too proud: He's going to be so scary when he embraces being a supervillain
Tim, appearing with a pout: Still not a supervillain. Stop saying that.
Dick, beaming: No
Jason: wait, wait, wait, how does he-?? When-?? But I'm a crimelord and Demon Brat was an assassin???? Just how many have you killed???
Tim, ignoring Bruce having a mental breakdown: I lost count after I blow up all of Ra's bases. But a couple thousand?
Jason, shocked: For real?
Dick: See! Baby supervillain!
Tim: I'm not a baby anything, asshole. I'm 19!
Jason: Damn, baby bird. Wait! Does this mean Bruce and you (Dick) have kills counts?
Dick, shrugs: Yeah, Slade still tries to recruit me occasionally because of it.
Tim: Yeah, and Bruce likes to pretend he doesn't, but he does. If we want to add all the people he put in states worse than death while you were dead, who later killed themselves because of it, it's an even bigger list.
Dick, guiltily frowns: I'm not sure I want to add those. My list would get a hell of a lot longer too.
Tim, shrugs: Not all kills are to be proud of.
Jason, flabbergasted: I think I need to process this... my life is a lie
Tim: Talk to Alfred, it'll help
Jason, gestures to the despairing Bruce: What about him?
Dick: We've actually discussed this several times in front of him before, if we set him up at the bat computer, the med bay, or in his room, he pretends the whole conversation was a hallucination or something
Jason: Seriously?
Tim, nodding: Damian is so salty about it
Dick, strong arming Bruce to the bat computer and opening Bruce's latest case: Dami'll understand eventually.
Jason: Man, I need to hang out with you fuckers more often
Dick: I've been telling you!
Tim: There's a lot you don't know that we won't be discussing here, come to my safe house in southend on Thursday. We're having a sibling hangout at 4pm



















