— mark

some sort of askblog

[askmarktheneighbor]

————— ————— MARK ————— —————

hello! my name is mark! I am a mixed mexican-french man living in the UK. I live with some…interesting people, but i love them regardless. I go by he/him pronouns, and i am. straight. I am straight.

I am quite the fan of turtlenecks, wine, knitting, golfing, and i work as a hair stylist on weekdays! (ask me about hair tips! I love to give my dolls some advice!)

do not send me photos of rabbits.

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owner of account is @thobg , he/him pronouns. i do not allow NSFW asks and shipping without permission (jokes are fine). blehhh have fun :P

mark has NPD + autism in this one. also trans. I will let youPonder if he is a Trans man or a closeted Trans woman. We Will Find Out Eventually

[askmarktheneighbor]

how many languages can you speak

i speak three! english, spanish, and french!

[askmarktheneighbor]

Opinion on this, Mark.

i am so fucking scared.

[emway99]

happy freakin' tomatoredd friday

as in we are freaking them with some good ol fashion biological glitches this friday.

this thing has negative rizz.

[askmarktheneighbor]

Oh wait I thought a wild rabbit just bot you or something I’m sorry 😭

-🚪 Anon

its fine. no need to worry. everyone deals with this.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Lets get married, now that Jon is gone - Marky poo, eddsworld

WHAT!

I mean....I wouldn't say no....

You do take care of me and...well do other stuff that I don't remember....

[askmarktheneighbor]

oh dear oh dear i did NOT write this no no no this is an IMPOSTOR um um um

…you wouldnt?? say no…??? 0_0

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Mark, relax, you'll be fine..

I wouldn't say no at all, really. You treat me nicely, plus you, well...handle me sort of better.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um???????

i??? immm. i wouldnt mind. but im. not into guys so. mm. haha. i dont. ummm. yeah. haha. um. it. would be nice though…

i need so much wine right now oh my god.

[definitelyeduardo]

Last time I checked you were really into that one dude on the beach, Mark...

*[It's petty teasing trust, Eduardo just wants to be wanted]*

Besides, I'm not that bad of a person, am I?

. . .

Am I?

[askmarktheneighbor]

excuse ME???? that— that was ONE time! it doesnt make me gay automatically! maybe youre into me and youre— youre— youre projecting that onto me! ha! checkmate!

…youre not that bad, eduardo. youre one of the only people i actually prefer hanging out with. whatever that means.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Sureee Marky, just keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it. So what if I was into you????? I would've told you, I suck ass at hiding that kind of stuff!!!

Besides, even if I was projecting onto you, I bet I'd have done so already. You know how I am.

I like hanging out with you too, honestly...other than Jon, but...well..yeah.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um??? haha???

youre…serious?? about this?? if we got married, what— what would that even mean…? for us?????? what would we even do…

ugh. making me think more about this than necessary…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Bet you're nervous aren't ya?? Cause I'm just so amazing and cool...hah.

I dunno, just...go with it I guess? It could be fun and shit. We both tolerate each other at the very least, right?

Might as well just go along with it. You don't have to try and struggle with ladies and their secret little things that guys don't know about.... Plus, I'll try any wine or food that you want, you already know that...

Ugh, why can you just go with it...?

[askmarktheneighbor]

i!!! um!??!?!

…ugh. fine!!!! whatever lets get married!!! i dont care!!! i totally dont care about this!!!

atleast youll try my delicious wine…been trying for weeks to have you try my champange…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Good, then. We're getting married.

Uhh...wanna start booking places or... something?? Uhm.. we can have it, like..whenever you want, I guess. I'm not picky on those sorta thing, just as long as it's nice.

Fineeee, I'll try the champagne....

[askmarktheneighbor]

well…if im picking, then id be happy to book one of the best. dont worry, its…on me. goodness gracious…

would you like our— heeuugh…honeymoon to be in mexico? we are from there, after all. would…that be okay???

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Well, I'm sure it'll be very great, Marky. And if you want, I'll help pay for it. After all, it's gonna be our wedding...

That sounds very interesting, actually. That would be really nice...that would be great, honestly..

I think it could be really fun, Mark. Really...

[askmarktheneighbor]

god, what even…this is like— a platonic wedding, right? i— i think id pass out on the spot if you kissed me. I DONT WANT YOU TO KISS ME BEFORE YOU THOUGHT OF SUCH FRIVOLOUS THINGS. just. UM.

good lord my hands are so sweaty. im at the liquor store restocking my cabinet and now we’re just?? married??????

i. i guess ill…get to planning??? see you soon????

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Oh please, you're acting like we've never kissed before. I am not bad at kissing, I'm very good...in my opinion.

You're sweating cause your nervous I bet. Haha...

Guess I'll see ya Marky. Make sure to get the good stuff though, I really need a drink...

[askmarktheneighbor]

DONT SAY THAT PUBLICLY!!!!!

uugh. whatever, Ill see you soon…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Lets get married, now that Jon is gone - Marky poo, eddsworld

WHAT!

I mean....I wouldn't say no....

You do take care of me and...well do other stuff that I don't remember....

[askmarktheneighbor]

oh dear oh dear i did NOT write this no no no this is an IMPOSTOR um um um

…you wouldnt?? say no…??? 0_0

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Mark, relax, you'll be fine..

I wouldn't say no at all, really. You treat me nicely, plus you, well...handle me sort of better.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um???????

i??? immm. i wouldnt mind. but im. not into guys so. mm. haha. i dont. ummm. yeah. haha. um. it. would be nice though…

i need so much wine right now oh my god.

[definitelyeduardo]

Last time I checked you were really into that one dude on the beach, Mark...

*[It's petty teasing trust, Eduardo just wants to be wanted]*

Besides, I'm not that bad of a person, am I?

. . .

Am I?

[askmarktheneighbor]

excuse ME???? that— that was ONE time! it doesnt make me gay automatically! maybe youre into me and youre— youre— youre projecting that onto me! ha! checkmate!

…youre not that bad, eduardo. youre one of the only people i actually prefer hanging out with. whatever that means.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Sureee Marky, just keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it. So what if I was into you????? I would've told you, I suck ass at hiding that kind of stuff!!!

Besides, even if I was projecting onto you, I bet I'd have done so already. You know how I am.

I like hanging out with you too, honestly...other than Jon, but...well..yeah.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um??? haha???

youre…serious?? about this?? if we got married, what— what would that even mean…? for us?????? what would we even do…

ugh. making me think more about this than necessary…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Bet you're nervous aren't ya?? Cause I'm just so amazing and cool...hah.

I dunno, just...go with it I guess? It could be fun and shit. We both tolerate each other at the very least, right?

Might as well just go along with it. You don't have to try and struggle with ladies and their secret little things that guys don't know about.... Plus, I'll try any wine or food that you want, you already know that...

Ugh, why can you just go with it...?

[askmarktheneighbor]

i!!! um!??!?!

…ugh. fine!!!! whatever lets get married!!! i dont care!!! i totally dont care about this!!!

atleast youll try my delicious wine…been trying for weeks to have you try my champange…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Good, then. We're getting married.

Uhh...wanna start booking places or... something?? Uhm.. we can have it, like..whenever you want, I guess. I'm not picky on those sorta thing, just as long as it's nice.

Fineeee, I'll try the champagne....

[askmarktheneighbor]

well…if im picking, then id be happy to book one of the best. dont worry, its…on me. goodness gracious…

would you like our— heeuugh…honeymoon to be in mexico? we are from there, after all. would…that be okay???

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Well, I'm sure it'll be very great, Marky. And if you want, I'll help pay for it. After all, it's gonna be our wedding...

That sounds very interesting, actually. That would be really nice...that would be great, honestly..

I think it could be really fun, Mark. Really...

[askmarktheneighbor]

god, what even…this is like— a platonic wedding, right? i— i think id pass out on the spot if you kissed me. I DONT WANT YOU TO KISS ME BEFORE YOU THOUGHT OF SUCH FRIVOLOUS THINGS. just. UM.

good lord my hands are so sweaty. im at the liquor store restocking my cabinet and now we’re just?? married??????

i. i guess ill…get to planning??? see you soon????

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Lets get married, now that Jon is gone - Marky poo, eddsworld

WHAT!

I mean....I wouldn't say no....

You do take care of me and...well do other stuff that I don't remember....

[askmarktheneighbor]

oh dear oh dear i did NOT write this no no no this is an IMPOSTOR um um um

…you wouldnt?? say no…??? 0_0

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Mark, relax, you'll be fine..

I wouldn't say no at all, really. You treat me nicely, plus you, well...handle me sort of better.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um???????

i??? immm. i wouldnt mind. but im. not into guys so. mm. haha. i dont. ummm. yeah. haha. um. it. would be nice though…

i need so much wine right now oh my god.

[definitelyeduardo]

Last time I checked you were really into that one dude on the beach, Mark...

*[It's petty teasing trust, Eduardo just wants to be wanted]*

Besides, I'm not that bad of a person, am I?

. . .

Am I?

[askmarktheneighbor]

excuse ME???? that— that was ONE time! it doesnt make me gay automatically! maybe youre into me and youre— youre— youre projecting that onto me! ha! checkmate!

…youre not that bad, eduardo. youre one of the only people i actually prefer hanging out with. whatever that means.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Sureee Marky, just keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it. So what if I was into you????? I would've told you, I suck ass at hiding that kind of stuff!!!

Besides, even if I was projecting onto you, I bet I'd have done so already. You know how I am.

I like hanging out with you too, honestly...other than Jon, but...well..yeah.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um??? haha???

youre…serious?? about this?? if we got married, what— what would that even mean…? for us?????? what would we even do…

ugh. making me think more about this than necessary…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Bet you're nervous aren't ya?? Cause I'm just so amazing and cool...hah.

I dunno, just...go with it I guess? It could be fun and shit. We both tolerate each other at the very least, right?

Might as well just go along with it. You don't have to try and struggle with ladies and their secret little things that guys don't know about.... Plus, I'll try any wine or food that you want, you already know that...

Ugh, why can you just go with it...?

[askmarktheneighbor]

i!!! um!??!?!

…ugh. fine!!!! whatever lets get married!!! i dont care!!! i totally dont care about this!!!

atleast youll try my delicious wine…been trying for weeks to have you try my champange…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Good, then. We're getting married.

Uhh...wanna start booking places or... something?? Uhm.. we can have it, like..whenever you want, I guess. I'm not picky on those sorta thing, just as long as it's nice.

Fineeee, I'll try the champagne....

[askmarktheneighbor]

well…if im picking, then id be happy to book one of the best. dont worry, its…on me. goodness gracious…

would you like our— heeuugh…honeymoon to be in mexico? we are from there, after all. would…that be okay???

[askmarktheneighbor]

DID SOMEONE KILL UR RABBIT OMG IM SORRY MARK D:

…someone close to me did, yeah. we are not on speaking terms anymore.

i appreciate your concern. it is not needed, but thank you.

[askmarktheneighbor]

GAY!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

STOOOOOHHHPPPPPPP!!!!

[askmarktheneighbor]

bro is NOT straight

if only there was a word to describe how much i hate you all.

[askmarktheneighbor]

it’s okay mark we know what you are, this is a safe space mark it’s okay to be gay mark you don’t have to be in that closet mark ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

THIS IS FALSE!!!!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!! YOURE ALL CRAZY!!!!!!

[askmarktheneighbor]

So what’s with the whole rabbit thing?

-🚪Anon

do?? i have to answer this??

it…its personal. something to do when i was little. thats all. really. thats it…

…i had a pet rabbit growing up, and…bad things happened to said rabbit. so now i cant stand rabbits without being absolutely terrified. there. are you happy? does that appease you? idiotic anons…

[askmarktheneighbor]

apparently im getting married now. with eduardo. dont ask why. i am still straight.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Lets get married, now that Jon is gone - Marky poo, eddsworld

WHAT!

I mean....I wouldn't say no....

You do take care of me and...well do other stuff that I don't remember....

[askmarktheneighbor]

oh dear oh dear i did NOT write this no no no this is an IMPOSTOR um um um

…you wouldnt?? say no…??? 0_0

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Mark, relax, you'll be fine..

I wouldn't say no at all, really. You treat me nicely, plus you, well...handle me sort of better.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um???????

i??? immm. i wouldnt mind. but im. not into guys so. mm. haha. i dont. ummm. yeah. haha. um. it. would be nice though…

i need so much wine right now oh my god.

[definitelyeduardo]

Last time I checked you were really into that one dude on the beach, Mark...

*[It's petty teasing trust, Eduardo just wants to be wanted]*

Besides, I'm not that bad of a person, am I?

. . .

Am I?

[askmarktheneighbor]

excuse ME???? that— that was ONE time! it doesnt make me gay automatically! maybe youre into me and youre— youre— youre projecting that onto me! ha! checkmate!

…youre not that bad, eduardo. youre one of the only people i actually prefer hanging out with. whatever that means.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Sureee Marky, just keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it. So what if I was into you????? I would've told you, I suck ass at hiding that kind of stuff!!!

Besides, even if I was projecting onto you, I bet I'd have done so already. You know how I am.

I like hanging out with you too, honestly...other than Jon, but...well..yeah.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um??? haha???

youre…serious?? about this?? if we got married, what— what would that even mean…? for us?????? what would we even do…

ugh. making me think more about this than necessary…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Bet you're nervous aren't ya?? Cause I'm just so amazing and cool...hah.

I dunno, just...go with it I guess? It could be fun and shit. We both tolerate each other at the very least, right?

Might as well just go along with it. You don't have to try and struggle with ladies and their secret little things that guys don't know about.... Plus, I'll try any wine or food that you want, you already know that...

Ugh, why can you just go with it...?

[askmarktheneighbor]

i!!! um!??!?!

…ugh. fine!!!! whatever lets get married!!! i dont care!!! i totally dont care about this!!!

atleast youll try my delicious wine…been trying for weeks to have you try my champange…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Lets get married, now that Jon is gone - Marky poo, eddsworld

WHAT!

I mean....I wouldn't say no....

You do take care of me and...well do other stuff that I don't remember....

[askmarktheneighbor]

oh dear oh dear i did NOT write this no no no this is an IMPOSTOR um um um

…you wouldnt?? say no…??? 0_0

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Mark, relax, you'll be fine..

I wouldn't say no at all, really. You treat me nicely, plus you, well...handle me sort of better.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um???????

i??? immm. i wouldnt mind. but im. not into guys so. mm. haha. i dont. ummm. yeah. haha. um. it. would be nice though…

i need so much wine right now oh my god.

[definitelyeduardo]

Last time I checked you were really into that one dude on the beach, Mark...

*[It's petty teasing trust, Eduardo just wants to be wanted]*

Besides, I'm not that bad of a person, am I?

. . .

Am I?

[askmarktheneighbor]

excuse ME???? that— that was ONE time! it doesnt make me gay automatically! maybe youre into me and youre— youre— youre projecting that onto me! ha! checkmate!

…youre not that bad, eduardo. youre one of the only people i actually prefer hanging out with. whatever that means.

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Sureee Marky, just keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it. So what if I was into you????? I would've told you, I suck ass at hiding that kind of stuff!!!

Besides, even if I was projecting onto you, I bet I'd have done so already. You know how I am.

I like hanging out with you too, honestly...other than Jon, but...well..yeah.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um??? haha???

youre…serious?? about this?? if we got married, what— what would that even mean…? for us?????? what would we even do…

ugh. making me think more about this than necessary…

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Lets get married, now that Jon is gone - Marky poo, eddsworld

WHAT!

I mean....I wouldn't say no....

You do take care of me and...well do other stuff that I don't remember....

[askmarktheneighbor]

oh dear oh dear i did NOT write this no no no this is an IMPOSTOR um um um

…you wouldnt?? say no…??? 0_0

[ask-eduardo-eddsworld]

Mark, relax, you'll be fine..

I wouldn't say no at all, really. You treat me nicely, plus you, well...handle me sort of better.

[askmarktheneighbor]

i??? um???????

i??? immm. i wouldnt mind. but im. not into guys so. mm. haha. i dont. ummm. yeah. haha. um. it. would be nice though…

i need so much wine right now oh my god.

[definitelyeduardo]

Last time I checked you were really into that one dude on the beach, Mark...

*[It's petty teasing trust, Eduardo just wants to be wanted]*

Besides, I'm not that bad of a person, am I?

. . .

Am I?

[askmarktheneighbor]

excuse ME???? that— that was ONE time! it doesnt make me gay automatically! maybe youre into me and youre— youre— youre projecting that onto me! ha! checkmate!

…youre not that bad, eduardo. youre one of the only people i actually prefer hanging out with. whatever that means.