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Essek is So Glad that Jester didn't have her friend pull him over to fight an ancient white dragon.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #essek #except really not #he will never forgive himself if one of his friends dies so close #after they reached out for help multiple times #and he didn't go to them

Keanu Reeves, what I’ve seen him in

a really, really terrible movie

Love this movie!

I like the first one. ^_^

#keanu reeves #movies #actor #bill & ted's excellent adventure #bram stoker's dracula #except really not #much ado about nothing #the matrix #the matrix reloaded #the matrix revolutions #the animatrix

#i wanna write an au #that's #i guess kiiiiinda a pretty woman au?????????#except really not #it's based on the premise of it i guess??#but not on the characters or the story #because Dirk is not a playboy dick he just wants company and happens to have a lot of money #and Todd is down on his luck (isn't he always) and takes up sex work to make ends meet sometimes #and when Dirk shows up and wants to do shit like go to the cinema and eat popcorn for $3000 a day he's kinda just like #WELP #may as well #and then they fall in looooove #but there's a load of dumb shit in the middle because they're Like That #idk man it's a VERY loose idea at best #but y'know #writing adventures

What I planned to do on Saturday: Finish new draft of GS 5. Get it typed up and printed. Buy a new icecube tray. Clean the garden bench and store it for the winter. Make a casserole.

What I did on Saturday: lay in bed with the curtains closed all day fighting a migraine.

#writing #except really not #i did a little on smalltown au #working title Rain from a Clear Sky

Dear the Mistress

Stop making me cry pls. ily

#doctor who #the mistress #gomez!master #please don't cry #you're only going to mess everything up anyway #my smol baby #why is she so soft?#except really not

piece by piece he filled the holes that you burned in me

Frankenstein poem, as described by the incomparable @toastyhat: You put your playlist on shuffle, then write the first line from the first song, second line from the second song, etc. I went to about six and liked the result, so here we are. XD Title is from the seventh song.

It's been one week since you looked at me Caught in between ten and twenty Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love When all I needed was the truth And letters that you never meant to send When you see my face hope it gives you hell

(shoot forgot sources:

one week, barenaked ladies

100 years, train

thinking out loud, ed sheeran

over my head, the fray

name, goo goo dolls

hope it gives you hell, all-american rejects

piece by piece, kelly clarkson)

#quilly writing #except really not #this was super fun tbh #got me listening to music again for the first time in months

Happy cursed-fact day! Today I’m here to let you know that, whereas the A/B/O pack structure has been debunked for wolves, there’s another animal for which it is not only largely studied by sociologists and neuroscientists alike, but also it’s become very ingrained in our everyday language with the figure of speech, pecking order.

Yes.

It’s the chickens.

#Fun Fact!#Except really not #Alpha Chicken is the first chicken to peck at food #Omega Chicken is the last #Hence #Pecking order #Have fun with this newfound knowledge for when you're browsing AO3 guys

A Cliché Story with a Mountain Fresh Spin

Today would have been a really great day for a random act of kindness. I’m home sick from work, I’ve had vertigo, and I washed all of my bedding because I saw a couple ants. Also I was out of underwear.

At the beginning of this story, we’re halfway through the washer-to-dry transfer. I put some stuff in the dryer but didn’t have enough money on my laundry card to pay for the second load. And once I was back in my apartment I wasn’t immediately up to the trek back downstairs. But one washer out of 10 (where 8 are empty) isn’t much to ask for an extra 20 minutes, right? You can see where this is going.

Back in the laundry room (20 minutes later), the rest of my stuff is top of the washer and someone else was using the washer. The other eight previously empty washers? Still empty.

Another forty-five minutes later when I came back to take my stuff out of the dryers, their stuff was still in the washer. The washers are less than half an hour so their stuff had been sitting waiting for at least fifteen minutes. And I’m presented with an ethical quandary of the highest order. The options:

Take all of their stuff out and put it on top of the dryer to either

return the random act of rudeness or

to demonstrate to them how that was a jerk move. Because being a jerk is widely regarded as a highly effective teaching method *insert Snape joke here*

Take two things out the dryer. Just to prove a point.

Spell out “WE’RE WATCHING YOU” with their clothes across the top of the dryers.

Draw an eye with their clothes.

What I settled on: moving their empty laundry basket across the room.

#random act of kindess #except really not #laundry day #grad life