#except when he doesn't

[avoiceofnerat]

The Nexus event on Lamentis-1

I don’t buy the event being just love-connection-confession-whatever.

Nexus events create branch timelines that diverge for Sacred one too much, and the one Loki & Sylvie created seconds before apocalypse? 

The branch was growing extremely fast, it was going to reach the redline before the destruction of Lamentis-1, moreover, what they did there should have somehow change the world outside and past the apocalypse. Otherwise there would have been no Nexus event.

It couldn’t have been just a love story at the end of the world, but it must have been Loki & Sylvie on the brink of unlocking the power to averse the apocalypse.

If TVA hadn't arrived they would survive — by saving the Lamentis-1.

[mumbledramblings]

i'm a little sad of how because of a single scene in tristamp where vash refused to eat, we as a collective forgot he is quite food motivated

[vander-affectionate]

𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑's a fucking bull, built like a shitting barn, can throw you down the block and pick you up without breaking a sweat because he felt like holding you. but you don't understand how he struggles to find a place to put his hands when you ride him. he's quivering with an arched back when you sink down on him and "fuck don't force yourself to take it all" and he's delirious with only your weight on top of him to bring him back to earth. submissive he is and breedable you are when he could easily pin your hands to the mattress and lay some thanks on ya

[theschalowest]

Tmw you’re getting ready to sweep the floor and a coworker says that they “already swept it”

[jennhoney]

Last night I sent my dad a text asking him if he wanted to go to a movie with me and help me run some errands.

dad: SURE!

today we have three conversations about the movie I very clearly want to see.

dad: I don't know what that is.

me: it's the one with Tom Hardy, James Gandolfini, and Noomi Rapace.

dad: hmmm.

me: it's from a short story by Dennis Lehane called Animal Rescue...

dad: *sigh*

me: it has a cute puppy.

dad: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?

I read him the description of the film.

*crickets*

we finish my errands, which is such a relief.

Me: hmmm. We have time to either eat or go to the movie...and you don't seem excited about the movie.

dad: It's not that I'm not excited. I ...just...don't know.

me: (THAT'S THE ACTUAL FUCKING DEFINITION OF NOT BEING EXCITED) I'll go to the movie by myself.

dad: *overly dramatic faux sympathetic noises* AWWWW!

me: It's not like that. I like going to movies by myself. I might prefer it in this case.

the food was really delicious and WHATEVER DAD, I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO A TOM HARDY MOVIE WITH YOU ANYWAY!

[actualshonenprotagonist]

I go to re-record I Am An Old Soldier because I seem to be in a singing mood tonight, and I discover that I never saved the lyrics. Fuck yah, I'm a boss, don't feel like typing them up again. Plus it's two in the morning and why am I even awake.