hello humans , i’m siri ( i was half asleep when i chose alias but now ... we’re marrying to it , it’s okay , we’re okay . ) ( and i just realized how bad it was to greet you all as humans and then say i’m siri , wow ) ignore my monologue here to be honest . moooving on , under the cut i’ll write some info on my child rhett barlowe .
matthew daddario. cis male. he/him. ／ rhett barlowe just pulled up blasting bruises by lewis capaldi — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty-seven year old actor, i’ve heard they’re really -reserved, but that they make up for it by being so +loyal. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say drinking black coffee like it’s water, runs before the sun is out, worn out book folded into his back pocket . here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble ! ( siri, 21+, cst, she/her )
career claims: henry cavill
BASICS
FULL NAME: rhett barlowe
NICKNAMES: none
AGE: 27
GENDER: cis male
BIRTHDATE: may , 1st
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: heterosexual
PLACE OF BIRTH: cheshire , england
OCCUPATION: actor
HEIGHT: 6′3′’
WEIGHT: 203 lbs
BACKGROUND
born to a paralegal and a gym owner , rhett’s the youngest of 4 boys . they were pretty much like having 4 tornados running around the house :// bless mama barlowe’s heart . overall a very upper-middle class home .
they were all athletic since they were kids , they all played rugby and two of his brothers made it pro and another one is a professional soccer player . rhett was a fan of taekwondo himself , winning tournaments and such .
when he was 13 , a guy saw him at a tournament and reached out to his mom telling him that she should take him to auditions .
he made a few commercials at first , then escalated to work as an extra in films or non-credited roles until he got the role of albert de morcef in the count of montecristo . then he played the hunter in little red riding hood and teseo in immortals . sort of what put him in hollywood’s radar was getting the lead in the tudors .
now what put him in the world’s radar was being casted for man of steel . there were mixed reactions to it , some people thought he wasn’t muscular enough to play superman , or that the actor had to be american , or that his work wasn’t even that remarkable to begin with .
but he put in the work and pulled it off , so much that in following movies batman vs superman and justice league , he did as much as upstage household names . then he did mission impossible and a month ago came out the witcher in netflix .
HEADCANONS
RHETT IN A NUTSHELL: here
he’s that henry interview where he said that sometimies he wouldn’t even read his lines and just grunt for the whole team just to turn to each other like: ....i don’t think he’s saying anything else lol
you know how ppl in tumblr say marvel found the actual avengers and just made them play themselves aka chris evans being captain america or whatever ? that’s rhett as geralt lol
thick english accent
lowkey an avid gamer and reader . would often carry a book with him everywhere but nowadays it’s probably a script he has tucked into his back pocket , which is probably not the smartest way to carry potential hollywood secrets but oh well
can hold a fairly decent conversation in 7 languages .
probably would’ve majored in like ... history , or gone to the olympics for taekwondo had he not turn into an actor
not a man of many words lol
big fan of sunrises , usually goes running before the sun is up just to catch them
definitely likes dogs more than people
WANTED CONNECTIONS
everything ??
i’m a sucker for first love plots x , the fluff and the headcanons and just everything
give me the type of friends who get on his nerves but he still , very on the downlow , appreciates lol aka the jaskier to his geralt
people he’s met on auditions or chemistry tests or whatever career related ?
the type of friends who like to talk his ear off , bc he might look like he doesn’t care and he won’t say shit but he you know , listens
people who can’t stand him bc there’s a lot not to stand tbh , maybe it’s mutual , maybe it’s not even like a serious thing .
idk anything lol , let’s brainstorm ! hit me up in the ims or just like this and i’ll come to you
zendaya. cisfemale. she/her. ／ neve laurent just pulled up blasting take me by aly & aj — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty-one year old actress & grad student, i’ve heard they’re really capricous, but that they make up for it by being so ebullient. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say hiding behind a smile, ripped jeans paired with old tshirts, and messy notes in multi-colored ink. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble ! ( acting/career claim: zendaya ! )
triggers: toxic/abusive relationship.
growing up
neve is the younger sister of noel. she doesn’t really remember her dad, but she’s always been close with their mother. she was a chip off the old block, and as a toddler liked to emulate her mother.
she also looked up to her big brother.
basically, she loved her family with her whole heart.
never cared to look for her father when she was old enough to wonder about him. she figured if he had cared enough he would have stuck around and clearly he didn’t. so why should neve care about that?
however, she did feel a weird sense of abandonment because of it. she never really liked to talk about it--still doesn’t--but it permeated her life and left her with a lot of unanswered questions.
it was clear from a young age that miss neve was brilliant. she might have also been a bit hyperactive ( her kindergarten teacher still remembers her -- as the girl who decided to let the class chickens free during snack time ) too, but she was clearly not being challenged enough in classes.
before getting to school neve had already taught herself how to read from watching subtitles on tv screens. she’d ventured to the local library as well to gather as many books as she could. by the age of ten she’d have read several plays--her favorite was shakespeare’s much ado about nothing. in fact, she’s still got an old copy of it covered in notes.
but she was in first grade by the time they figured this all out--she was already reading at a fifth grade level.
anyway, she got tested. there was a whole bunch of people to talk to and everything. she’s basically a genius--like she has an actual genius level iq.
so when this was found out the school had to adjust her learning. in the middle of the school year she was moved up to the fourth grade, and it was recommended that she continue classes outside of the elementary school.
of course, it wasn’t easy but neve would go to seminars that were open to the public, anything she could go to she wanted to learn. she’s basically the equivalent of ralph from the show scorpion ( if anybody else remembers that show ) except she’s more sociable.
she wasn’t the easiest to talk to as a kid--think the kind of kid who used big words to sound smart, except she did it because she wasn’t sure how to dumb everything down when she needed to, it was a big learning process for her.
neve did get better as she got older--it came from her family surrounding her and the kids in her grade ( and also from watching tv and reading a lot as well ).
she was in a lot of local plays, including school plays too--though in the school plays she was usually undercast since she was the tiniest/youngest in the grade. but she loved acting. she just never thought it would get her anywhere.
by the time she was fourteen years old she was a senior in high school, set to graduate a few weeks after her fifteenth birthday. she was working with several offers from major schools, including several scholarship programs. of course, it was enticing to get offers from ivy leagues like harvard and yale.
eventually, neve settled on nyu--they offered her a scholarship that was a big proportion of her yearly fee. plus, she was intrigued by going to live in one of the biggest cities in the states.
maybe it was also the fact she was fifteen and really wanted to get away from home.
college
it was a lot to deal with, since she was so young. and her roommate definitely treated her differently than she would have someone who was her own age.
they decidedly did not get along. it wasn’t exactly what neve thought she would be dealing with when she arrived to college--she wasn’t naive by any stretch of the imagination to think that her roommate was going to be her best friend, but she wanted to get along with her too. and that seemed like a very unlikely thing.
she spent a lot of time working a part time job in the literature and film departments. she was a study aide, working as a tutor even though she was only a young teenager compared to everyone else starting off at the college.
neve grew a quick attraction to one of the TAs in the film studies department. they grew close quickly. he wasn’t too older than she was, but make no mistake that he was older.
she didn’t really tell anybody about it when they began dating. she wasn’t self conscious about it or anything, but she knew the age gap was probably an issue with people and she didn’t want to cause a stir since she wasn’t too far into her college career.
the next few months were fast paced between college and her new romance. she barely had time to speak to anybody.
POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING !!!
which her new boyfriend took advantage of that isolation. she wasn’t really noticing the signs at first but it was all very toxic and began to border on abusive. he was controlling and took over every bit of her life that he could.
even when things went back to normal after exams, he was still the same controlling person. it got worse as time went on, he made her feel insecure.
it didn’t get physical until the very end of their relationship.
the only way that it ended was because she was cast in a disney channel original movie that took her away from new york.
she hasn’t spoken to him since, but she used to get phone calls and messages that she believed to be him.
END TRIGGER WARNING !!
acting to now
it started with a disney channel movie ( frenemies ). she’d been on several auditions before that but hadn’t landed anything big. this was her first lead role.
acting was always something she really liked--she’d always been drawn to plays and reading scripts. but never did anything quite as big as that.
it was really what started her career--though she’d been in a couple of things before that there was never anything big time.
it came out that she could sing a bit too and she was almost coming out with some music. but then everything changed and she turned down a record deal due to time constraints.
of course, the time she’s spending working on acting, neve is also working on her degree. she wanted to go through with school.
she’d transferred to an online program where she could still attend school and be on the set of movies and tv shows.
she currently holds an undergraduate degree in film studies, literature, and a minor in philosophy.
she’s working towards a masters and plans to continue her education farther too. neve plans to continue working as long as she has the drive to learn more.
she’s been in several movies at this point, though one of her favorites was the greatest showman. -- and one of her favorite projects in general was dancing with the stars simply because it was really fun.
live in la in a house, but likes to travel because she’s got money now.
personality
neve hasn’t told anybody anything about her past abusive relationship, and is kind of a ticking time bomb when it comes to her emotions. she doesn’t mean to be, but sometimes she doesn’t know how to hold it all in longer.
a bit of a big mess. but she’s lovable when you get to know her.
hard edge.
wants to be the best she can be and pushes herself to do everything that she can.
often winds up with a fuller plate than she can really handle, but she doesn’t like to talk about it either.
possible connections
a roommate/housemate or two?
a childhood best friend -- someone from texas!
good friends
co-stars !!!!!!!
exes?
i’ll have a list at some point with more things but like this to plot with her!
avan jogia. cis male. he/him. ／ krishna desai just pulled up blasting deal wit it by dababy — that song is so them ! you know, for a(n) twenty-five (25) year old actor and musician, i’ve heard they’re really -finicky, but that they make up for it by being so +passionate. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say late night smoke sessions, foreign cars, written love letters. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble ! ( emmett, 24, cst, he/him )
Hi guys! I’m Emmett and I’ll be playing Krishna here! If you’d like to plot, please don’t hesitate to drop me a line or like this intro and I’ll drop you one!
OH! And I made this career timeline for Krishna (that’s what took me so long 😭😭😭) that you can check out here!
Krishna was born in Gujarat, India back in 1994, June first to be exact. He was born to a foreigner mother and an Indian father. His mother passed away during childbirth with him, so he was practically raised by his father. In 1997, his father moved with him to the states after he had a career change and was promoted.
Krishna was first scouted as a child. He was four years old in 1998 when he did his first commercial. The casting directors of an upcoming show got their hands on one of his commercials in 1999 and they immediately contacted his father to see if he would be interested in him playing the role of someone’s son on a television show.
It took a bit of convincing, but eventually his father conceded, and things kind of took off for Krishna from there? He was on that show for three years, was in a movie, did a cameo, did another show for five years, film the sequel to that movie during the course of that show, after that show ended, he jumped right into another show that lasted five years. after that show ended, he was in a movie. lol so he’s been a busy, busy boy.
2011 was the year that he released his first two singles. Unbeknownst to many people, he was really invested in music. Acting was something that he enjoyed a lot, and he wanted to continue doing it, but music was just something completely different for him. It touches him in a different way. His father always tells him how he gets that from his mother because his mother was a singer before she passed, and he can’t help but believe him.
So far he’s released three studio albums and sixteen singles in the course of nine years, which is pretty decent, I think. He’s a really hard worker, almost always working, whether it be on an acting project or on his music.
He’s currently working on his fourth studio album! Be on the lookout for it lol
Personality wise, he’s so fucking chill? Like honestly, he’s just good vibes. Totally mellowed out (partially because he’s high 99% of the time lol), he just wants to have a good time without all the drama.
Lowkey materialistic with a car fetish lol he has so many cars that he had to add onto his garage in order to fit all of them. He loooooves cars. He has a Rolls-Royce Cullinan, a Porsche Panamera Turbo Executive, a Rolls-Royce Phantom, a Mercedes-Maybach S650 Cabriolet, a Rolls-Royce Wraith, and last, but not least, his baby.. his pride and joy.. his Aston Martin One-77
He’s not just materialistic when it comes to cars, but to his home as well. While it’s not a MANSION per se, it’s still pretty large. Open concept, floor to ceiling windows, marble floors, the whole nine yards.
Krishna is lowkey a fuckboy, but he’s a romantic fuckboy? Like he loves sex, he’ll sleep with anyone he finds attractive and that’s willing, and he wouldn’t hesitate to tell the other person that it’s just sex, but when he falls for someone, he falls really hard and really fast. Highkey a hopeless romantic. Where do you think he gets the inspiration for all these love songs?
He’s always been just really experimental and free? Like he’s deadass just a hippie in modern times. Free love, peace and love, smoke trees don’t chop them down, all that good shit.
The type of dude you see with his guy friends doing lowkey gay shit. Then again, Krishna’s kinda gay, so lol
Fr though, he doesn’t really like to label his sexuality? Like if he feels the urge to kiss you, he’s gonna kiss you, no matter what you identify as or what’s in your pants (only with consent first, ofc!)
Please don’t call him Kris or Krish or Na or anything like that. It’s just Krishna. His mother named him before he was born, so his name is very special and important to him.
Wanted Connections
Best friend(s)
“Hey bro, gimme a kiss - no homo though.”
Childhood friends
Enemies
Frenemies
Friends with benefits
Exes on good terms
Exes on bad terms
We hooked up, now it’s awkward
Krishna helps (or helped if it happened in the past) this guy explore his sexuality
Fellow car lover
Smoke buddies
Other recreational drugs buddies (Coke, acid, shrooms, e.t.c.)
Songwriting buddies
Someone he asks to listen to his music when he’s finished recording so he can get their opinion
On again / off again
The two of them dated and they had a pregnancy scare that put a huge strain on their relationship, so they broke up.
froy gutierrez. cismale. he/him. ／ jude cantana just pulled up blasting 1999 by charli xcx — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty-one year old cam boy, i’ve heard they’re really dumb, but that they make up for it by being so optimistic. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say glitery eyes shadow, never ending questions, and a constant need for validation. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble ! TW: CAR CRASH
hi i’m hay! i’ve been thinking about bringing back jude the moment i got rid of him all those months ago. he’s a v special character and love him or hate him, he’ll stick to you like glue.
jude canata was born in a poor neighborhood in a rundown house to a poor family. but one thing’s for sure. while he lacked money, he never lacked love. his parents did everything they could to provide for jude, and as soon as jude was old enough to get a job (or lie about his age to get a job) he did.
his mom was a preschool teacher and did everything with a smile. his father was a construction worker who doubled as a janitor at night. jude never really got to partipate in after school activities or sports, bc right after school he had to work. he didn’t mind too much, but he does wish that he could have played soccer.
let’s get one thing out of the way-- jude’s DUMB. and i mean DUMB. not like hahah i’m so stupid lol but actually dumb. he just doesn’t understand things? he says the strangest shit? he gets stuck places. he’s basically an eight year old in that concept. he’s just,,,a little dummy but he means well.
things got harder when his mom was involoved in an accident that left her paralyzed. they had to move into their grandparents’ home because their old home had stairs that the wheelchair couldn’t handle.
life is...unnecessarily tough for jude but he’s like ya that’s how it is. he never expected much of his life. he always figured he’d follow in his father’s footsteps in construction. however, after his mother’s accident, they needed income and fast.
so jude began caming. as in, he’s a cam boy. he’s always been comfortable with sex. he knows he’s good looking but he doesn’t think he’d work out as a model. caming??? actually worked??? like he wasn’t just showing his body but he was explaining to his viewers his situation. his cute face and silly disposition made him instantly popular.
jude never thought he could get rich off of this??? he shows off his body and then there’s money in his account??? sure, it feels a little....embarrsing sometimes but the money is good. he can help his family and that’s all he ever wanted to do.
his parents obviously disapprove. they insist they’re fine but jude knows the truth. but yeah !!
jude is gay !! we stan !!
i think...i think he knows people think he’s dumb and that makes me emo...
he’s always silly and happy and he loves glitter. he’s literally like a puppy idk how else to explain it.
hi everyone ! my name is a & i haven’t played a male in a hot sec so please bear with me . i am twenty - one & i go by feminine pronouns . a fun fact about me is that i recently just graduated college a semester early & will be attending law school in the fall ! i also live in the eastern standard timezone . i’m super excited to be here & can’t wait to write with everyone ! everything you need to know about my shit head , marco , will be found under the cut ! if you have any questions about him , feel free to ask 🥺 & if you want to plot , smash that like button & i’ll slide into your ims !
lorenzo zurzolo . cis male . he / him . / marco del vecchio just pulled up blasting through the wire by kanye west - that song is so them ! you know , for a twenty - one year old hockey player , i’ve heard they’re really heedless , but that they make up for it by being so charismatic . if i had to choose three things to describe them , i’d probably say drag racing on the freeway , a loose cigarette dangling in between smirked lips , & ill disguised bruised knuckles . here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble !
hometown : bronx , new york . moved to los angeles when he was eighteen years old .
residence : los angeles , california .
ethnicity : italian .
nationality : american .
sexuality : heterosexual .
occupation : forward for the los angeles kings ( #25 😌 ✊ ) . he’s also low key a model JBHCKSDF since he’s a v successful hockey player , he has a lot of brand deals so it’s hard to not see his face when he’s the face of nike , gatorade , etc . is also an extremely low key photographer & hopes to explore that particular passion later on in life .
labels : the lothario , the dirtbag , the connard , the spitfire .
character inspo : carl gallagher ( shameless ) , chuck bass ( gossip girl ) , james cook ( skins ) .
playlist : often / the weeknd , swim / chase atlantic , my oh my / c*mila cabello , candy shop / 50 cent , violent crimes / kanye west , purity / a$ap rocky , closure / sy ari da kid , i feel like i’m drowning / two feet , go flex / post malone , fantasy / bazzi , come & see me / partynextdoor , self care / mac miller , dearly departed / brockhampton , nonchalant / 6lack , same drugs / chance the rapper , best on earth / russ , stfu / mansionz , don’t / bryson tiller , no type / rae sremmurd , medicated / wiz khalifa , bleach / brockhampton , i get the bag / gucci mane , 22hrs / teflon sega , self - control / frank ocean .
aesthetics : chafed wrists caused by law enforcement , smiling through the pain , missed calls , late night texts , perpetually bruised knuckles , cursing inside of a penalty box , testing limits , expensive watches decorating fair skin , a kind heart masked by a rough exterior , bad intentions , & lipstick stains on button down shirts .
father : tony del vecchio , a dead beat dad & drug dealer .
mother : maria del vecchio , a jack of all trades tbh .
siblings : an older sister ( connection plz ) & three younger siblings .
pets : a five year old pitbull mix named yankee who he adopted shortly after moving to la 🥺
* history .
born on july 3rd , 1998 to maria & tony del vecchio , two high school sweethearts , marco was born into a world of chaos . aside from narrowly being born in the backseat of a cab on the ride over to the hospital & his own father being too inebriated to even be in the delivery room , chaos has always been an overtly common theme in the del vecchio household .
maria & tony met in none other than the bronx . maria , the eldest & brightest daughter of two italian immigrants , had great plans for herself after high school . she often dreamed of becoming a doctor one day or doing something to assist those in need . growing up in the bronx , she witnessed several things that caused her to grow up before she even lost all of her baby teeth . she doesn’t like to speak negatively about her childhood upbringing or even tell any of her five children that their grandfather was apart of the mob . she much prefers to pretend that everything is fine , even when her father was killed at the tender age of thirty - six .
tony , on the other hand , didn’t have any grandiose plans for himself . unlike maria’s parents who constantly pushed her in school , his parents were never around . as a result , he got mixed in with the wrong crowd by the age of thirteen . but his bad boy exterior is one of the two reasons why a young maria d’angelo fell for him .
she was fifteen & he was seventeen . he was narrowly avoiding being expelled from high school while she was fighting her way to stay at the top of her class . they met through a mutual friend , after maria bothered said friend endlessly , & she immediately fell in love . if you ask her , it was literally love at first sight .
within a week , they went on their first date & by the end of the month they were dating . admittedly , she was apprehensive about bringing tony home to meet her newly widowed mother & protective brothers . however , maria ended up inviting tony over to her house for sunday dinner to meet her family . her mother , alessia , was appalled upon learning that an italian boy from new york couldn’t speak a word of italian . but after some arguing at the dinner table in a language maria’s boyfriend couldn’t even understand , she eventually came around the idea of her daughter dating tony del vecchio . after all , he was italian & that’s all that mattered to the immigrant .
by the time maria turned sixteen , she found out she was pregnant with her first child ; a daughter . neither of them were prepared to be parents , but with her strong catholic upbringing maria couldn’t bring herself to terminate her unplanned pregnancy much to tony’s dismay . the entire time she was pregnant , she stayed in school & promised her family that she would go on to graduate high school despite being a teen mom . however , that all changed as soon as her daughter was born .
maria soon dropped out of high school in the beginning of her junior year in order to take care of her daughter . although tony had miraculously already graduated high school by this point , he was never around to help his girlfriend or their child . he was always out partying with friends & maria felt as if she couldn’t say anything about his destructive tendencies since he was the one supporting their small family .
nearly a year after she dropped out of high school , maria was pressured into marrying tony by her mother . now that she was eighteen , she was finally of age to marry her boyfriend . she insisted that she loved tony . after all , he was & still is the first boy she has ever loved . however , she was pressured by her mother into marrying him since it was breaking her heart that the two had a child out of wedlock .
tony did not have enough money to get married . he was barely making enough money as a drug dealer to support his family . given , he was spending most of the money he was making on himself . he had to support his own addictions somehow , right ? & even when he wasn’t blowing thousands of dollars away on alcohol & illicit substances , he was gambling it all away or even using it to solicit prostitutes while his girlfriend & daughter were at home . wanting to better her own family & preserve her strict italian values , his mother - in - law gave him $10,000 for the wedding .
the two eventually ended up getting married at maria’s church but tony spent most of the money on himself , unbeknownst to anyone . although they couldn’t afford a honeymoon , they did celebrate their wedding in style . that is , if you count having drunken sex in the bathroom at the bar as celebrating in style . marco was conceived on his parents’ wedding night & whether anyone believes it or not , he was actually planned . neither of them were perfect parents by a long shot , but they did want to expand their family . maria , especially , wanted to have a boy who would one day bear her own father’s name .
& that’s how marco came into the world approximately nine months later . named after his infamous mob boss grandfather , marco anthony del vecchio was born on a sweltering july day , just one day before independence day .
of course , his upbringing was dysfunctional . his father began working less & spent more time sleeping off a binge on the living room floor of their one bedroom apartment ( think frank gallagher ) . since he was succumbing to his own vices , maria had no other option but to work . with two children under the age of four , she began working like a dog . it started off with one job , washing dishes at a cuban restaurant down the block . but with two children & rent to pay , she had to pick up another job . & before anyone knew it , two jobs turned into four jobs . maria was constantly working herself to the bone in order to support her family since her husband was not picking up his own slack . she hardly even saw her kids , leaving them to be watched by their father who hardly even paid attention to them .
his father’s lack of parenting ultimately led to his older sister looking after marco . & eventually , more del vecchio kids were added into the mix . after marco came another daughter , & then another son , & even another daughter . with five children living in a now three bedroom apartment , they grew up wanting to look after one another since they all knew their father couldn’t do that for them .
despite marco’s sister taking care of him , he eventually became the protector of the bunch as he got older . he was protective of everyone . his sisters , his brother , & especially their mother . one of his earliest public school memories is a group of boys insulting his mother’s young age & marco beating the crap out of them despite being outnumbered .
much to his mother’s dismay , it was never rare for marco to get in trouble at school . he was constantly fighting his classmates , no matter how outnumbered he was or how big they were . he never hesitated to throw the first punch & he always made a conscious effort to win every fight he started . when he was twelve , his mother sat him down after the principal left the room & begged him not to fight anyone else for her own sanity . she made him promise that this would be his last fight . but when marco reluctantly informed her that the reason why he got into a fight is because they were insulting her of all people , she said she didn’t care . all she wanted was to make sure he would stay out of trouble , silently fearing that he would one day grow up to be like his own father .
aside from tony being a no good addict who was more or less absent in his children’s lives , he was abusive . he was abusive towards his wife & to marco as well . marco can’t thank his father for much , but he can thank him for teaching him how to throw a decent punch .
one night when he was sixteen , his father’s abuse got out of hand . after watching him break glasses that they already could not afford in the kitchen & threaten maria with a kitchen knife , marco jumped in between the two . he knew that if he didn’t step in on time then he would have killed his mother . what happened next is still a blur but it ended up with tony being hospitalized after his own son had beat him so bad that he spent nearly half a week in a medically induced coma .
this one altercation led to marco being arrested for battery where he was eventually put in juvi for six months . juvi did not change him how most people would expect it to . he became more rough around the edges & vulgar after spending half a year with felons . he knew that not everyone there were bad people & he actually made some of his best friends there # goals
his own family was not able to tell just how much juvi changed him , but it’s better off that way . his father eventually ended up moving out & would come back every now & then just to sleep on the sofa . but he did make sure not to put himself in a situation where his own son could possibly kill him , even though he deserves that .
after he was released from juvi , marco’s mother wanted to find healthier ways for him to channel his rage . after several trials & errors , they found two things that stuck : boxing & ice hockey .
of course , marco ended up falling in love with ice hockey . he was damn good at it & wasn’t shy about it either . he was so good that he ended up being scouted by nhl coaches when he was just seventeen & a year later he was drafted into the nhl by the los angeles kings . they all knew about his past but they saw potential in him that they weren’t willing to waste .
marco has lived in los angeles for the past three years & has used his fame & fortune for good . he moved his entire family out to la , leaving his dad behind ofc . & put them in an actual house & made sure his mother would never have to work a single day in her life .
now , he is living his best life in la playing hockey . he is easily known as one of the most , if not the most , aggressive player in the league but that’s a title he wears proudly . he may be young but he gets better everyday & there’s no knowing where he will end up in the future .
* personality .
i don’t know how to put this poetically but marco is 100% a shit head BHCJKSDFSG
he is very loud , impulsive , & gives absolutely zero fucks . he does care about his family & those closest to him , but other than that he can’t be bothered . so if you ever want to complain about your problems to him , he will be no help & not listen !
he is very much inspired by carl gallagher from shameless but as i was writing this & seeing marco’s future flash before my eyes 🥺 i came to realize he is a hybrid of both carl & lip . if you’re not familiar with either character , just know that he is violent & vulgar . he may come across poorly more often than not but he does try to do good believe it or not . it’s just that all he knows is being bad & he really can’t help himself by this point .
i wouldn’t say he is mean & trying to fight everyone 24/7 though BHJCKDS at first glance , he may be rough depending on who he is interacting with but otherwise he is pretty kindhearted & arrogant .
he is a complete fuck boy & i already hate him for that :/
i’m sure he has had a few seriousish relationships throughout his life but he hates being tied down more than anything . sometimes he blames it on his career but it’s really because he’s young & wants to enjoy the life he has right now .
with that being said , he is most definitely a heartbreaker . just think about the scene in keeping up with the kardashians where everyone threw their drinks at scott because that’s marco ! since he does have bad intentions when it comes to his romantic life , he likes to fuck up things on purpose . whether it’s through cheating or even ghosting , he likes to watch things blow up even if it does fuck him over in the end .
i’m sure one day he would love to settle down & have a family of his own but that’s just not in his cards right now BJHSDKFS
i’m just picturing him at the club making out with like three girls at once & taking them all home bc that’s him okay
overall , i would say he means well but he has a hard time conveying that because he’s short tempered & a fuck boy GSJDFHS
* headcannons .
110% has a heavy new york accent that will stay with him forever .
he is also a partier & got involved in the scene not too long after he got out of juvi . but now that he has money , he is able to afford party drugs & does them every time he goes out . he does know how to control himself but he is twenty - one & gets out of control more than he cares to admit .
one of his biggest fears is turning into his father . whether it’s being an addict or having an unplanned pregnancy , he is sure that he is most likely to be the one that will end up like him out of all the del vecchio children . after all , marco resembles him the most .
claims he can’t live without sex & drugs :/
marco is also a huuuuuuuge adrenaline junkie . he is constantly chasing that high & nothing seems to ever satisfy him . that’s why he loves to drag race on highways , beat up security guards , whatever . he will do just about anything to end up in the backseat of a police car with handcuffs around his wrists . but he has never been to jail since turning eighteen & it helps that he’s one of the most famous hockey players around at the very moment .
speaking of hockey , he was named mvp after his first season where he took them to the stanley cup finals despite most of the team being injured .
he somehow has never had his teeth knocked out . he has , however , broken his nose twice & his jaw as well .
since marco is extremely young & was drafted right out of high school , he was not greeted with open arms . his teammates did try to fuck with him once but it ended up with an eighteen year old marco punching the biggest player . after that , they didn’t dare to fuck with him after that . but that doesn’t mean opposing teams don’t shit talk him & try to provoke a reaction out of him by making comments about his age which always always sets him off .
is constantly swearing in a thick bronx accent but being cute makes up for his ugly mouth :)
* connections .
best friend : this is pretty self - explanatory but give me some pure platonic brotp moments 🥺
party friends : also self - explanatory but ! i need it .
enemies : this could be someone who is also an athlete or just someone who marco did dirty at some point .
other platonic relationships like teammates , coworkers , neighbors , etc.
exes ! exes on good terms , bad terms , everything . also unrequited love ? yes please.
friends with benefits , enemies with benefits , yes .
it’s late right now & i’ll probably edit this at some point during the week but i have so many romantic ideas omg .
gimme a complex love triangle ! like someone marco is dating / dated & he is fucking someone else on the side & isn’t sure who he wants to be with . ugh .
slow burn or else !
his muse ! he loves photography & i would sell my soul for someone who he loves to take pictures of .
someone who comes from old money & who’s family disapproved of marco given his past & background . angst ? yes .
i know this list got extremely messy but i do have a lot of ideas ! i’m truly down for anything & i would love to plot based on chemistry as well !
normani. cis-female. she/her. ／ dove darling just pulled up blasting pressing me by rico nasty — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty three year old actress/musician, i’ve heard they’re really stubborn, but that they make up for it by being so vivacious . if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say early 2000s r&b playlists, princess cut diamonds, and shiny lipgloss over perfectly lined lips . here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble !
sup it’s raq and im a failure at life. this is dove she’s my new boo I hope y’all stan her like i do i’ll be poppin into yo dms for plots but like, pls don’t hate me if im slow cause im just... slow skjaf also if you don’t have a plot with my other muse noel here’s a link to his info and we can discuss both while we’re at it ! thank u for dealing with me
[ 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕤 ― ❝ THAT NATURAL BEAUTY , BEAUTY ❞ ]
full name: dove dahlia darling
age: twenty-three years old
date of birth: august 8th
star sign: leo
nicknames: dee, birdie, mostly goes by darling as a stage name
place of birth: calabasas , california
currently living in: los angeles , california
voiceclaim: normani / doja cat
sexual orientation: pansexual
TL;DR : lowkey, as soft as her name implies. such an angel ..... if you don’t know her all that well. lives for her squeaky clean perception and would never tarnish that. to the media , she’s quirky, saccharine, and really down to earth. a sweet face with a love of music. not that’s all untrue but -- she has a tendency to flake if you aren’t perfect her image. basically queen of pr relationships eye... skgaj her career is priority over most things. a girl with big dreams from a veryy young age who had a little luck ( a lot of luck lowkey ) an alot of work to get where she is. ( she’s... a piece of work. )
[ 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕘𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 ― ❝ WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE ❞ ]
folks *claps* lets get started. you’re gonna see alot of name alliteration just.. deal with it i like it
born august 8th to desdemona and d’andre darling , dove darling is the youngest of all four the darling . desdemona and d’andre are some of hollywood’s favorite socialites -- both of them coming from blue blooded hilton-esque / kardashian families. everyone knows they’re wealthy but like why? idk either it’s just some good old money that allowed the darlings to pursue things like activism, modeling, and writing in more recent generations. needless to say, dove twas thriving as a child. pretty spoiled. really wouldn’t ever need to work a day in her life if she didn’t want to .
she went to the best private schools in calabasas and spent the majority of her childhood playing dress up in her mother’s expensive clothing and jewelry collections.
though , at the age of 7 she hung around her grandmother more frequently. more colloquially known as just dallas -- dallas darling was a famous singer in the late 70s to early 80s. diana ross vibes . with spending more time with dallas, dove grew to love singing and ( probably more than anything ) preforming.
it was from the age of 8 on that dove wanted to be a big time singer just like her grandmother when she got older.
and boy , did this girl dedicate her life to this dream. her parents put her in singing lessons and she ‘d put on little shows for everyone in her family -- perfecting her act.
by 13 she would be signed to her first record label .
didn’t go well.... really the label was as alot of music labels are to child stars -- terrible. she’s had a handful of really bad experiences that she thought she could fight through if it meant getting her dreams. just wanted to push her as “the new dallas” and ( while she looks up to her grandmother ) dove wanted to be her own. so she never released anything, they ended up dropping her within a few weeks. still persistent dove started uploading onto youtube some covers and a handful of original songs . never went to college, literally spent her late teens just in her childhood bedroom ( which, idk is probably the size of an average apartment on it’s own side of the house cause hc she probably had a long - term partner during this time so wc) trying to make something that people would like .
moo being the one that blew up years later and became a meme finally skyrocketting her out of her grandmother’s shadow.
at the moment she has released 2 lps which i’ll get around to releasing but bigger hits include motivation, moo, go to town , and tia tamara .
[ 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 ― ❝ A LONG TIME SINCE YOU FELL IN LOVE ❞ ]
ugh, a diva. period.
but possibly in the best way? i wouldn’t say she’s a throw a tantrum for not getting her way kind of girl , cause she’ll just go get it herself. a go getter.
will drop you ( with or without reason or warning ) and pretend you don’t exist for the rest of her life. she’s just got a tendency to stop caring about people if she feels unimportant to them.
as down to earth as a rich girl from calabasas can be. sgkjad
but she loves a good meme, she’s got a good sense of humor tbh
a leo . just... periodt.
definitely the girl to buy all of her friends way too expensive gifts because she has........ no concept of why people save money eye skfgjdsa
still working out the nooks and crannies but that’s a general ........ vibe.
[ 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 ― ❝ LET ME BE YOUR MOTIVATION ❞ ]
alright exes? good time. best friends are great i’d lowkey love to see a healthy lil squad she’s apart of . friends ppl ship her with and she just... lets it happen bc clout . collaborators. exes she broke up with because of their public perception. siblings if y’all feeling like bringing an aj saudin or something. would love to see another darling. uhh crushes? first loves ? anything my guys.
jacob elordi. cis male. he/him. ／ hal zaleski just pulled up blasting fame is for assholes by hoodie allen — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty - two year old nhl player, i’ve heard they’re really crass, but that they make up for it by being so easygoing. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say spitting blood, wearing a hoodie no matter the outside temperature, and skating after hours in an empty rink . here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble ! ( sam, 23, est, she/her )
aw shit here we go again hello friends ! it is i, sam. i also write elvie ( @ofelvie ) and in a shocking turn of events, i’m back on my bullshit so here’s hal again !
i. stats
𝕗𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖: nathan harold zaleski
𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤: hal, zed, nate to family
𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟: chapais, quebec, canada
𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙: december 31st, 1997
𝕫𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕔: capricorn
𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟: heterosexual
𝕠𝕔𝕔𝕦𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟: professional ice hockey player
𝕡𝕠𝕤. 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕥𝕤: easygoing, protective, magnanimous.
𝕟𝕖𝕘. 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕥𝕤: crass, rumbustious, naive.
ii. history
nathan harold "hal" zaleski was born and raised in chapais, a small community in freezing cold quebec with a population of just over 1600 people. his father owns a used car dealership while his mother stayed home with their ten kids. yes, you read that correctly: ten kids, all boys. their ages range from the eldest currently being in their mid - thirties to the youngest who just recently turned five years old. hal is one of the middle children and he has nine brothers.
experienced a typical small town upbringing. the family didn't have a lot of money, and his childhood memories are of hand - me - downs with patches sewn over the holes, sharing toys, never eating out, and being homeschooled by his mom along with all of his brothers. oh, and of course — hockey.
hal learned how to skate before he learned how to walk. there was a lake in their backyard that was usually frozen over for ten months out of the year, and his dad is a lifelong habs fan, so hal's been playing hockey for as long as he can remember. more than simply having a natural talent for it, he's always loved it.
being as good as he is, he got a lot of attention once he started playing junior hockey in the qmjhl go huskies. even though he had no other life plans because he has no other skills he wasn't really expecting it to take him anywhere, but he got drafted into the nhl when he was just eighteen and it turned out to be a bigger deal than he ever could have anticipated because he was a first round draft pick ( probably first or second overall ). sent right from the junior team he grew up with to the show was nerve - wracking af a dream come true. he was initially with the edmonton oilers and there was a lot of media and attention and buzz all surrounding him, but miraculously hal didn't choke.
being the rail - thin teenage rookie with a messy mop of hair, people were at first surprised that he managed to hold his own as well as he did, but soon enough his stellar performance ( and his endearing, humble demeanor off the ice ) managed to charm fans. he won the calder trophy after his first year on the ice.
something else that happened when he was eighteen: he got engaged. he was in love! he thought he was ready but, well...he was eighteen. she said yes to his proposal because she was swept up in their romance and the grandness of the gesture, but once reality set in ( and it did so quickly ), she broke things off with him.
following his second year of professional hockey he was signed to the la kings on an 8 year, 12.5 mil / year contract do the math because he sure didn’t, of which he is currently on his second year. he got a HUGE lucrative deal and he's still a fan favorite, still delivering consistently good performances from game to game, won the norris trophy, earned a couple all - star titles, and rumor has it he’s a shoe - in to be promoted to alternate captain next season.
iii. extras
hal is the primary right defenceman for the los angeles kings hockey team, #74.
his entire personality is basically: golden retriever in a backwards snapback.
six foot five, 190 lbs...a Big Guy.
his first language is actually quebecois, aka canadian french. however, he doesn't use it much except for when he's at home with his family and aside from a slight accent on some words, most people probably aren't even able to tell that english is not his first language.
even though he's technically a middle child, his big brother instincts are STRONG and he's very protective of the people he cares about. he's the sort of friend who can be counted on to answer the phone at 2am and pick up a drunk pal who needs a ride even though he has to be up early the next morning.
he's LOADED RICH but aside from living in a nice penthouse apartment he doesn't flaunt it at all. he's wearing hoodies and sweats most of the time.
OH and he’s griffin young’s roommate. they’re beer bros & it’s cute and wholesome.
GREAT friend, TERRIBLE boyfriend. he's not a cheater and he's not a jerk not on purpose anyway, but hockey comes first all the time. ex girlfriend is a very generous term for most of the people he was once in relationships with because he usually doesn't get more than three or four dates out of someone before he gets dumped for never shutting off about hockey or skipping one or two or five dates to get in another few hours of practice.
he's ambidextrous!
once fought two blackhawks at once and won.
it’s certainly possible to piss him off but he’s not the type to hold grudges so he doesn’t tend to stay angry for long, even if he doesn’t get an apology. for those who realize this and it’s not hard to figure out tbh it can kinda make him a biiiit of a doormat.
when smash mouth said "i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" ? hal felt that.
iv. wanted connections
his ex fiance !!!! * i’ll probably submit as a wc on the main
best friend, probably a fellow Dudebro™ but it’s a wholesome friendship.
other, non - Dudebro™ best friend for Balance
friends
brother / sister type of relationship
former friends or enemies even though idek HOW that would happen
exes - relationships, hook ups, one night stands, idk all of that stuff. most of his exes probably hate him.
( these are just ideas and i’m trash at coming up with stuff, so please don’t feel limited by what’s listed here. )
sorry this is late babes ! i got busier than i thought i was going to so without further ado i’ll put the cliff notes version of sy shelby’s starling existence under the cut and you know what to do from there ! 🖤 but if you’re gonna slide into my dms do it on scarlet bc that’s where i am on mobile !
jack gilinsky. cismale. he/his. ／ josiah shelby just pulled up blasting st tropez by post malone — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty - four year old center fielder for the los angeles dodgers, i’ve heard they’re really -abrasive, but that they make up for it by being so +audacious. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say the creak of a well - worn leather glove, shotgunning another cheap beer just to feel alive, and the taste of copper on your tongue. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble !
. ⊹ ┈ › 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 .
NAME : josiah david shelby .
BREAKDOWN : josiah ( god supports , heals ) david ( beloved )
NICKNAMES : sy , jd , josie ( finn only tbh ) , shelbz , shel-bay , bay .
AGE : twenty - four .
BIRTHDAY : november twenty - third .
ZODIAC : scorpio & sagittarius cusp .
GENDER : male .
PRONOUNS : he / him .
NATIONALITY : american .
ETHNICITY : english , french , italian .
HOGWARTS HOUSE : hufflepuff .
MBTI : estp ( the persuader )
INSPIRATIONS : lucas scott ( one tree hill ) , adam parrish ( the raven cycle ) , nick miller ( new girl ) , ron swanson and andy dwyer ( parks & rec ) , adam groff ( sex education ) .
HOBBIES / SPECIAL SKILLS : baseball , procrastination , midnight snacks , getting the last word , saucy brow lifts , sleeping in , running away from his problems , hitting first and asking questions later , developing newer and more creative defense mechanisms .
VIRTUES : athletic , challenging , charismatic , curious , debonair , forthright , fun - loving , intrepid , invulnerable , jocular , loves his sister so much he could die , loyal , passionate , playful , protective , witty .
PINTEREST : xx
˚ . ⊹ ┈ › 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 .
sy was born poorer than poor and spent his formative years watching his grandmother do her very best to keep the dust from coating everything in their ramshackle little trailer in oklahoma .
his mother wasn’t around much . after running away to chase after one band or another and coming home with her waistline significantly thickened , she didn’t much take to motherhood , not when running off to the nearest dive bar or casino to spend whatever meager paycheck she could scrounge up was just so tempting .
in fact , sy’s memories of her are often fleeting . she was a whirlwind of a woman , beautiful despite the hard life she led , but in and out the door too fast for him to ever really get to know her . and after some of his grandmother’s jewelry ended up in the pawn shop twenty miles up the road she didn’t come around the house anymore when she found the locks changed .
sy’s grandmother , affectionately known as nan , did her best to raise her grandson better than she had raised her daughter . though truth be told , the practice wasn’t much different , his mother had just been a bit of a bad seed .
religion and discipline were a staple and so every sunday found the pair walking to the church in their parish to give thanks and receive the blessing , a tradition that sy hasn’t kept up with since her death but i’m getting ahead of myself .
his nan made a modest living for where they lived , she wasn’t spoiling the boy but it was enough to put food on the table and get them to and from where they needed to go .
he had a few close friends in the neighborhood and they usually got together in the evenings to play whatever games they could , sometimes soccer with a ball that looked like you could put your foot through it , or basketball on the single hoop with no net that was somehow still standing in the local “ park ” . summers were spent walking down to the pond that passed for a swimming hole to get some sort of relief from the heat .
he picked up a job at one of the local motor shops to help with the bills , though his nan insisted he spend his time working on his schoolwork first . he’d still slip a portion of what he came home with into her purse when she wasn’t looking .
he played sports in school , their community doing what they could to scrounge up funds for a ramshackle team for each sport . he primarily ran track and cross country ( in a uniform that looked like it was straight out of an 80′s movie and felt like it too ) . he was a decent hurdler and the fact that he usually walked everywhere he needed to get gave his stamina a certain edge on the kids who were better off . but his true passion was baseball . sy could write poetry about the diamond , and most of the assignments he managed to turn in involved the sport somehow . ( he almost got caught cheating once when he turned in a paper that wasn’t about it but he’s always been lucky af )
their school team wasn’t anything special . they played with heart and had fun doing it but they were never going to make it to state with nothing short of a miracle even though it was clear sy ( and a couple of his buddies ) had the potential to be more than just has - beens who got stuck living in their hometown for the rest of their lives . during sy’s eighth grade year , his junior high team made a pretty valiant push and made it to the regional championship but they were simply out - spent by some of the other teams and came home disappointed .
someone must have recognized sy though , because a few weeks later a letter arrived from one of the elite baseball camps in the country stating that he had been sponsored to attend for the summer . his friends were excited for him and it was probably the best summer of his life , but tensions rapidly grew sour when he returned home , after all , none of them had been granted such an opportunity and they wondered what made him so special where they weren’t .
it certainly didn’t help that he got home and noticed their trailer was a little refurbished , they had a new ( ish ) television and a cable antenna on the roof without the pieces of foil sy had stuck to it at an attempt for better service . and then little gifts started to arrive here and there , new cleats , a better glove , all things with the sheen of wealth attached to them and all in the name of this new sponsor he seemed to have attracted . it didn’t go over well with his friends and he could see the jealous glint in their eyes which led sy to hide away the new treasures , or take them out back and absolutely destroy that gleam that came with new gear .
high school was not a time he wanted to spend ostracized , especially when everyone in town always looked back on it like it was the golden time of their youth before they settled down into the daily grind of adulthood . he was nothing short of angry and miserable , his loneliness that festered into rage finding a nice outlet in smashing his fists into the noses of whoever crossed his path or looked at him wrong .
it was around that time that a girl showed up on his doorstep , all knees and elbows and with a big smile insisting she was his sister . judging from the own sparkly state of her attire , sy managed to put two and two together as to just who his new sponsor was and promptly shut the door in her face . ( the fact that his mother had suddenly come out of the woodwork and ran into him around town on occasion to ask for money was another clue . she could sniff out money anywhere )
finnley buchanan was a revelation to him . persistent to the extent of climbing in through his window to press her point home until sy was forced to accept that this nonsense story she was spinning about his father and her mother had a certain ring of truth to it . he didn’t want a new family , he was content in his small town with his nan and his friends and everything would go back to normal just as soon as he tossed all his shiny new stuff in the trash .
his nan wasn’t having it , plain and simple . she wasn’t going to force him to reconcile with a father he had never known , but she certainly wasn’t going to allow him to pass up an opportunity to get out of their tiny little town . and so sy kept going to those baseball camps every year , and after keeping in touch with his new sister to a point where he was forced to accept the unlimited texting plan she forced upon him just so his nan would stop good naturedly grumbling about the amount of time he spent tying up their landline .
he’d spend a few weeks a year with her family , a holiday here and there , his eyes almost falling out of his eyes the first time he walked into a house with an honest to god foyer . he didn’t exactly see eye to eye with his new - found father and step mother and they didn’t seem to want to get to know him much beyond tossing money at a problem to solve it ( not that he allowed them to really know him )
he didn’t even accept their money for college , stubbornly insisting on getting in on his own merit . and thus shipped himself of to north carolina upon accepting a scholarship . the guitar skills he’d picked up in his lazy weeks spent with the buchanans and his classic good looks made him immensely popular which didn’t bode well for the state of his ego as we know it . between classes he managed to further perfect the art of binge drinking and beer pong and with his scholarship only covering tuition and board , he found himself employing his fists at night to earn some cash for incidentals . something that very nearly got him kicked out of school when he showed up to practice with a split lip and bruised knuckles a few times too many .
but luck was on his side and he was drafted after his sophomore year before they could start a more thorough investigation into his extra - extra - curriculars .
sy spent about a year working his way around the farm system of the minors while they tried to refine his issues before getting called up to play for the baltimore orioles . he played for them for about a year but after a run - in with one of the batting coaches that was rather hush hush he was unceremoniously traded to the los angeles dodgers .
˚ . ⊹ ┈ › 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 .
being a cusp baby, he kind of bounces back and forth between his moods . most of the time he’s all jokes and sarcasm . but catch him at the right time and he can be broody AF .
he is a lot smarter than he looks , but that’s an incredibly well kept secret because on the outside he is a Professional Idiot.
makes the worst decisions i have ever seen anyone make ever . highly impulsive and should never be allowed to give someone any sort of advice .
unless you’re asking what to put in your solo cup or if you’re craving a midnight snack . then he is 10 / 10 your guy .
he is incredibly loyal , so long as it serves his purpose . because at the end of the day he’s still an impulsive idiot and that devil on his shoulder made the angel tap out years ago .
bought his nan a new house with his signing bonus and sent her money to take care of her with what he had but since her death he’s doing his best to spend it on the dumbest shit possible and acting out in one way or another because he’s still a child .
tldr : he’s a piece of shit
˚ . ⊹ ┈ › 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 .
just going to add a little disclaimer that i am the biggest hoe for anything angsty and painful . i also love love love when people slide into my dms with a hc or two .
𝐞𝐱 - 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 ; for whatever reason there was a huge falling out and now things are just super awkward . half the time at parties they’re just on opposite sides of the room mean mugging each other until booze and tempers flare .
𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 ; these two were never supposed to be a thing . in fact , before this past summer they hardly ever spoke and when they did the discourse wasn’t exactly pleasant . but there’s a fine line between love and hate and all it took was a couple of drinks before the dynamic took a turn .
𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐬 ; i’d sell my soul for something that’s just angsty and messy . maybe they were at the point of saying the l word .
𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 ; all that sneaking around , taking the back doors in and out of places . meeting up in darkened corners 👌 👌 👌 that’s that shit i do like
𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ; i’m such a sucker for a good bromance or two where the gc is just filled with memes and dragging each other up and down the wall . but at the end of the day they’re you’re boys and no one else can talk shit about them but you
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 ; a fwb here and there , the odd one night stand , someone who you just look at and want to punch them in the face for some inexplicable reason , an unrequited crush ( on either side )
