Some matters are just not worth kidding about. For example, the first shit of the day. The morning release.
It would have been better with a Gil-Scot Heron swagger, but the basic agenda is: You will not eat on the shitter, you shall not Facebook or Tweet on the shitter, you shall consume no beverage on the shitter, you will not complete your pending amorous Whatsapp conversations on the shitter, you will not open up your Word or Excel presentations on the shitter, you will not cry or sing or perform any other time-wasting tactics on the shitter, you will not take care of anything but business on the shitter
Morning releases are more important for a good day than a good breakfast. (But, you also can’t talk about breakfast on the shitter) Followed by a glass of warm water, the release needs to be quick, wholesome and bowel-friendly.
A good bowel movement in the morning has known to have had a good effect on the goings-on of the day that follows ahead. Emotions have ranged from ‘bliss’ to ‘extreme euphoria’, but that’s just electronic media! Practitioners have gone ahead to form companies, take over companies, win battles - and subsequently wars, write fantasy novels, gulp down flaming vodka jars with a smile, slap pigeons, shout in monasteries, throw darts at the sky........
Ergo the term, ‘good shit!’
So work towards a good shit, and the world will work for you.