SecUnit in a fight with a toaster bot and losing
« Listen, I am capable of doing terrible things to you and I would rather not, » Murderbot says, hands gripping the counter. « I asked for a bagel, on setting three. Four times. My human needs this bagel. »
« Suck my outlet plug, » replies the toaster. « You'll get it burnt or not at all. »
Ratthi watched, sipping his coffee, as the toaster beeped and spat out yet another blackened bagel. He wasn't entirely sure what was going on there, but at least he was as entertained as he was hungry.













