Me, awkwardly fumbling for words: “So, uh... You know how you really love sports and being active and stuff?”
Me, deciding to just continue with this weird as heck analogy: “Okay, so: Most people like doing some sort of sport, yes? But some prefer... sports you play with balls, you know, like basketball and football, and others prefer sports without them, like running or swimming, some people like everything. Same with sex. Some people prefer it with guys, some with girls, some don’t have a preference and so on. You still with me? Good. So we have everyone covered who likes doing sports aka sex in some kind of way. And then we have someone like me, who’s perfectly happy being a couch potato, eating cake and don’t moving at all while watching Netflix. And while I technically can join someone doing sports because it makes them happy or whatever, and while I still can feel good afterwards because it can be satisfying to know you have done something for your body, you won’t find me ever doing sports out of my own volition because in itself it’s just unappealing to me and I can think of a million other things I rather do than sports... Or, you know, sex. And while I’m a couch potato that is okay with reading or talking about sports, aka sex, even if I may not be always enthusiastic about it, there are other couch potatoes who just can’t stand the topic at all and rather change it or go away and do something else. Easy, right?”