An Introvert's Wrestling Blog

stupid posts about wwe and wrestlers...really just hoping no relatives find this thing. Will debate and not afraid to tongue-lash an idiot or two.

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

[crepes-suzette-373]

Based on [this fanfic].

I posted it on Twitter first a while ago, but I think I forgot to post it here OMG.

The scenes are slightly modified to shorten so I can fit it into 4 panels each, because there's a lot of context that would make it too complicated.

Edit: I forgot to warn that the fic is Japanese. You can use "Translate page to English" on Chrome or Edge, but I'll add the summary below if it doesn't work.

Sanji died somewhere around WCI or after, and then was suddenly back in the past, still 7-8 years old in Germa.

Sanji first using all the royalty this and that and everything else nonsense talk to get to Ichiji because he's the ringleader. After all that excuses while asking to "help him train to be stronger", Ichiji agrees because, well, at least Sanji knows his obligations and stuff. And then between training Sanji gives Ichiji snacks and got him to like it and agree to ignore that Sanji is still cooking.

Niji is easier to bait. When he caught Sanji cooking, Sanji said "This is for Ichiji, though" as an excuse to shut Niji up. Then Sanji got Niji to try one of his cookies, and he caved immediately (and starts pestering Sanji for more cakes and cookies). Also when Niji was spying on him, Sanji was reminded of Chopper always failing to hide properly LOL.

Sanji remembers Yonji rambling about the clones, figured that Yonji actually likes research (I LOVE SCIENCE YONJI, IT'S TRUTH TO ME), and used that to bait him to help him farm vegetables. They found some random unused corner in the castle to farm. Also Yonji here kind of feels sad because the others' superpowers are so flashy (electricity, lasers, poison blasts) compared to his, but doing all the plant research actually gets him to actually do something worthwhile.

Then with the harvest from the little garden Sanji makes carrot cake and vegetable quiche and get Niji to eat "healthier" (standard Japanese trope, LOL, putting vegetables in pies or meatballs to get picky kids to eat them).

Well, after all that Sanji still ran away, but he decides that once he figured out how, he'd take all his siblings away.

Fic then continues with Little Sanji somehow finding Little Law and they become friends, but fic is incomplete.

[crepes-suzette-373]

I added brief TL;DR summary of original fic.

[tea-party-with-drosera]

SAKAZUKI IS KERMIT HERE!!!

I drew it with mouse because I'm too lazy to get a graphics tablet out of my desk drawer….

[keitoz]

[himawariinee]

When we were alone, I took your heart.

[silentoathpoison]

Some Sanji smut

I was scrolling through Sanji fanart and felt like writing this, enjoy!

tw: Sanji x Gn!reader, fluff, smut, oral sex (male receiving), slight cum play, mdni

Everyone was asleep, the sky was dark and clouded. Dinner had ended hours ago, Sanji promised he would meet you after he got done cleaning. Where was he?

Tired of waiting, you made your way to the kitchen, fists clenched. You had waited in the library for almost 2 hours, what could he possibly be doing? Swinging open the door, frustration fading as soon as you see him. He stood hunched over a stack of paper, cigarette hanging out of his mouth. His eyes lay half lidded, brows furrowed. Suit jacket thrown over a dining chair, while his sleeves were rolled up to his elbows. Only candlelight illuminated the room. He was going through the food stores inventory, hours of counting and checking off list.

How could you be mad at him?

“Hello my love.” His voice was low, but still warm. Not looking up at you yet. Smiling fondly at him, you move closer. Standing behind him you run your hands up his muscular arms and pinch his tense shoulders. Sanji groans slightly as you message him, rolling his neck back. “You okay?”

“Yeah I’m good, just tired of doing this.” Exhaling as he turns to face you, leaning back against the counter. “I have other things I’d rather be doing.” A small cheeky smile tugs on the corner of his lips. His hands run down your sides and rub your hips. Moving your hands up, you cup his face, thumbs tracing his cheeks. “Just relax alright.” Pulling him into you.

Your lips move together slowly, like testing the waters. Sanji’s been waiting for this all day, watching your perfect self work around the ship. He grips you tighter and kisses you harder. The kiss grows more and more heated, hands roam over both your bodies trying to pull each other impossibly closer.

Gliding your hands up his sculpted chest, you pull on his tie, yanking him forward a little bit as you pull it off of him. Whines needly escape under his breath as you unbutton his shirt, fingers grazing his bare skin. He’s warm.

Sanji can’t take his eyes off you as you sink down onto your knees, fingertips dragging down his stomach. Still trying to catch his breath, he gazes down at you, eyes clouded with love and lust for you.

Only you, no one could ever compare to you in his mind. Sanji was borderline obsessed and so were you. You just couldn’t get enough of eachother

His lips were glossy, hair tangled, and cheeks flushed. Sanji was completely at your mercy. Your fingertips rested on his thick leather belt as you kiss over his clothed bulge, earning soft moans from him. Looking up at him, he meets your gaze immediately. His eyes are pleading with you, chest rising and falling with his heavy breathes. He looks so gorgeous like this.

Undoing his belt and zipper, you pull his length free. His skin is soft as you trace his veins. Sanji’s grip on the counter tightens has his breath hitches, knuckles turning white.

You lick precum off his tip as you lightly stoke him. He’s already so worked up, bucking into your hand and letting out loud heavy breaths. Whines dare to escape his throat, he can’t help it, his body reacts so well to you.

He watches as you start to take him into your mouth, moaning as your lips stretch over him. Running your tongue on the underside of his cock, you press yourself closer, taking in more of him. Sanji is fairly big and long, you are already struggling halfway.

Moving your hands to his upper thighs/hip area, you are shove him back, pressing him against the counter. He throws his head back, mouth open in a silent moan. You force his length down your throat, nose meeting his thick bush. You can’t help but gag as your face is stuffed, it hurts so good.

Hollowing your cheeks and wrapping your tongue around him as best as you can, you pull back before pushing yourself forward again. Dragging your tongue as you move back and forth. Tears threaten to stream down your face, drool already dripping down your chin.

Sanji can hardly breathe, you just feel too good around him. Reaching down his hand entangles into your hair, just barely keeping your head from pulling to far back. You can tell he’s close as you deep throat him again. Your throat burns and tears now fall down your cheeks but you can feel yourself getting turned on. Your thigh’s quiver as you reach down to rub against yourself, relieving the tension.

Sanji notices, the thought of you enjoying pleasuring him that much just gets him closer.

You choke as his tip repeatedly slams into your throat. You both are getting faster, hungrier. He cums just as you pull yourself off him, stroking his length as his cum paints your face. You could cum just from that feeling.

Sanji audibly moans a bit when you swipe his cum off your face, smiling slightly as you lick your fingers clean.

“Fuck y/n” He pulls you up into his arms and backs you into the wall. The night was far from over yet.

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Sorry it was kinda short, I hope you guys like it!

Thanks for reading! <3

[aquatoon22]

Jimbei comic

Sketch preview for a new One Piece comic. to be released soon.

[tea-party-with-drosera]

[elyonblackstar]

Day 2. Caught in the rain

[keitoz]

UlquiHime Week - Day 1 - Black Tie 💒

[sibmakesart]

i told myself i wasnt gonna answer but my hand slipped

also i hope you die in a ditch

[kurosakiichigoat]

OP these are amazing!

If Toei can whitewash Ussop and Robin and everyone else I think we can celebrate a pirate crew who live on the sea and in the sun being drawn amazingly like this!

Keep being awesome

[unfashionably-late-comics]

Sanji has the strongest observation haki out of the Strawhats.

[pokeharvest]

what if sanji put zoro in a tampon cast

(inspired by this post by @chromatic-lamina)

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[kiwizoom]

I like the idea of Sanji getting Lunarian wings

[pokeharvest]

Chopper has never been prouder 😌

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[haydeink]

Would you adopt this marimo?

Yes, I got too involved with a silly post that crossed my feed and made a whole AU where Zoro is just a literal marimo

[sanjis-stalker]

Chopper is just trying to help 😔