#explode now

[definitelyfrankiero]

How to be okay with the fact that I will never be a cis guy. Please

[vincey-wincey]

🍒💥

!! Flash | Eyestrain | Loud !!

[vesparadontfallonstairs]

"I wish you could see just how beautiful you are, my little sea nymph."

Grrr I love them so much, explode!!!!

[seaw4tt]

Skin updates... (Past life probably...)

Skizz and jimmy were on there skinmc accounts and i found out about joel through tiktoc <3 ((if mumbos coming back as emo joel i will jump for joy but also cry because joel isnt there)) I couldn't find one for bigb..... i love them, im gonna squish them like bugs, THEY NEED TO EXPLODE NOW/aff

[crystaflowerz]

i rewatched that last bit of ep 7 at minimum 15 times holy shit

[rubyneo]

i need customers to all kill themselves

[letscuddleinmycoffin]

praying one specific person wakes up with the most terrible yeast infection documented by man

[heartsinge]

i apologize for the greentext format but it adds to it

> be me > my career is an endless cosmic-level ironic comedy > in my endless limbo of applying to jobs with direct experience in the profession(s), of which I actually have a decent response rate, actually, its just that I'm competing with people with 5-10 years of experience here for base level stuff

> applies to a reposted job at a state university, of which the first time it was posted i got nearly auto-rejected, lol > gets a phone screener this time instead of being rejected, its a job that would be really good to get for me

> phone screener > zoom interview > goes to in-person, across state-lines, three hour multi-panel interview at the college > includes big heads of departments, deans, etc. > they all mention liking me a lot, i make the older people have a good laugh at some jokes, good signs, etc. (i'm actually really good at interviews!)

> "we'll get back to you in two weeks when were done doing panels" > three weeks pass > ghosted

this job market needs to explode nowwww i need everyone to summon hammers NOWW