#exposed myself

[lapisbitch]

ugh god yesterday I used my standard line of "i'm a lesbian but i'd peg ed teach; like if nobody's gonna give this man a nice prostate orgasm i guess i'll do it"

and my friend who's also gay was like "i'll do it then"

and i was like WELL HANG ON A SECOND

[numbaoneflaya]

LMFAOOO I’m kinda drunk watching mulan and Smh my dad just said “I forgot that dudes a dick” about the main hun guy enemy and without thinking I said but he kinda thick tho 😩😭 he said what the hell

[serenaash]

Me, watching Eurovision: The representation of the Netherlands was pretty nice so it's okay he won, also Italy, Slovenia and few others were cool, I'm not complaining

Also me and my Polish ass: WHY ISN'T TULIA IN THE GRAND FINAL, IT'S SO UNFAIR!!!

[kaylacaptures]

I believe its time i put a face and name behind the madness of my artistic abilities I share on this platform.

so hello, im kayla. how are you?

[kye-the-nb]

Honestly I'm so embarrassed about what I just did. I exposed myself and shamed myself all with one message to someone I admire.

[pale-manmi]

Me bc y’all will never expose my ass bc I am boring and don’t have anything to expose except the time I used to steal quarters out my mom purse and buy ice cream at the ice cream truck or the time I used to drive 20 miles for some dick but really it was so I could suck my crushs dick and get stake n shake but that’s nothing compared to y’all otp ass selling business and pacifier butt plugs plus no body knows me on here so I’m gud. Thank the lord

[thicksims]

I DON’T KNOW IF ANYONE CARES BUTTTTT, I WAS IN JAMES CHARLES NEW VIDEO

[renanan88]

the other day my friend went "wooaaaaahhh stranger" and my dumbass went "KAKEGURUI MASHOOO" thinking shed match the vibe but no. she kept singing the actual song and tried not to laugh at me most embarrassing moment of my life